The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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I understand.
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Twitter: Blogography
says:
Hey! Your penis is back!
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Twitter: GrandeMocha
, October 6th, 2009: 9:19 AM
@Dave2, I missed it too!
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Looks like the beard is growing back!
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Twitter: elizabethbarone
, October 7th, 2009: 3:13 PM
@Little Miss Sunshine State, I was totally gonna say that!
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Yea…mine is opposite…I’m tired of work being busy. I want more time to interact. Sometimes, it’s very hard to interact online with the iphone too…
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Twitter: HeadlessMom
says:
Life happens.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
says:
Dig.
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Twitter: LeSombre
says:
Hey! I get this!!!
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Twitter: blondefabulous
says:
Ugh….. my RL side has a HUGE block that says “Work” on it taking up almost all the room!
Glad to see your penis has returned from its hiatus.
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I like those scales.
I still say you get no pedestal, though.
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Twitter: ItsToni
says:
This “balance” thing that everyone talks about; is there really such a thing? I’m beginning to wonder. It’s sad when our “online” life becomes stressful when it should be pleasurable.
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I missed your wiener.
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Sounds like you have your priorities straight!
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Twitter: ashleighlynne
says:
Your chest hair is never consistent in these drawings. Do you shave it to look this way?
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Twitter: perpstu
says:
I totally understand. I can never keep up with my comment replies!
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Twitter: themuskrat
says:
Shouldn’t you be blindfolded? Justice, my ass.
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Slow business should lighten your real life load. At least I get to start my day with a dose of Avitapenis. That’s always a good omen.
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Twitter: msmegan
says:
So what I hear you saying is that we’re not friends. Noted.
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Twitter: AngellaD
says:
Word.
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Twitter: Jayman3768
says:
It sucks when real life gets in the way of important things like blogging, facebook and twitter.
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Twitter: lceel
says:
My Grandpa used to say (And it applies to ‘blogging’ just as well as Drinking): Don’t let your Work interfere with your Drinkin’ – and don’t let your Drinkin’ interfere with your work.
Grandpa had a still in the basement during Prohibition. In the city, no less. He ran the flue up the chimney stack of the City Ward Yard building across the alley.
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Twitter: s_csr
says:
This better be one bitchin’ ass party seeing as how I’ve had to experience horrible flu like symptoms associated with Avita-withdrawal.
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Twitter: poppycede
says:
And, yay, I get to be totally offended that you don’t consider me part of your real life because I’m just online for you.
Call it OFFLINE next time. :::::p
But I feel you.
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Totally get it! Seems to be going around.
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You have illustrated exactly how I’ve felt lately too. Except my real life side is weighed down with daughter’s birthday, sister’s visiting, son’s hockey, work, laundry…
Blogging and frolicking through the internet is great, but living is better. And that’s how it’s *supposed* to be, I think.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
says:
wait. online isn’t real life? fuck…we are all screwed!
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Twitter: coalminersgd
says:
Oh. Fine. I get it. “TV” beats out “Coal Miner’s Granddaughter’s amazing prose.”
Fucker.
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Twitter: elizabethbarone
says:
No need to explain. We’ll be here when you get back. (:
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Ya, I don’t know how to do that. I just started my blog, and I am a stalker of a couple of momdot.com people, specifically Trisha Haas and Tanya Gordon (momdot.com and mommygoggles.com, respectively.) Some people like to take walks on the beach, I like to stalk people.
I also spent 5 minutes making a video in rsponse to a video made about me by Trisha of momdot.com. You should check it out. I also have a giveaway on my blog, so check it out the rest of my blog.
http://ordinarydad.wordpress.com/
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Twitter: mrlady
says:
I’m a little sad to learn that your body is really just one big face on top of one little face.
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Your balance and mine must be in sync these past few weeks.
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