Hottest Cartoon Characters

Naked Marge Simpson

Naked Marge Simpson

With this month’s Playboy showcasing a nude Marge Simpson, there is obviously some appeal in seeing a fictional drawn character nude. Marge wouldn’t be my first choice, even though she looks pretty hot, and I know there are at least five other cartoon characters that I would much rather see naked:

Wilma Flintstone

Wilma Flintstone

Wilma Flintstone – even though you totally know she’d be rocking some caveman 70s bush, Wilma’s got an iron fist, and you just know she takes control in the bedroom. Plus, she’s comfortable working with bones.

Lois Griffin

Lois Griffin

Lois Griffin – it’s a combination of the accent and the conservative haircut that is hiding a twisted woman. Dirty women from Rhode Island are hawt.

Daphne Blake

Daphne Blake

Daphne Blake – she might not be the brightest of the Scooby Gang, but she knows what her assets are and she will use them to get whatever she sets her mind to. And since she’s friends with a couple of stoners, you know that innocence of hers is just a facade.

Josie

Josie

Josie – chicks in bands are always hot. With that little upturned pixie nose, she’s irresistible.

Princess Fiona

Princess Fiona

Pre-Ogrified Princess Fiona – she’s feisty, a martial artist, and only a delicate flower from far away. What’s not to love?

Which cartoon character would you prefer to see naked?

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98 Responses to Hottest Cartoon Characters

  1. gorillabuns says:

    You know, you totally forgot Jessica Rabbit.

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    @gorillabuns, I don’t find her attractive at all. Too voluptuous.

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    @Avitable, “too voluptuous?” You are dead to me.

    Until December 11th that is.

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  2. Hockeyman says:

    I like your list. The Marge pics from Playboy are creepy. I always thought Ariel from little mermaid was a dish. Aside from her looks, you gotta think a feisty and rebellious red-head would be wicked in the sack. Just worried that she might smell…

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    @Hockeyman, I love that you went there.

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    @Hockeyman, Ariel was a hottie, but does she have a vagina?

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    @Avitable, I’m pretty sure that the answer is no…unless we’re talking about the mute Ariel, in which case…yes, because she has legs :P

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    @Avitable, She was granted legs at the end and if not, I’m sure that Eric guy would have either tossed her back into the ocean or cedar plank grilled her up with a nice bearnaise and a glass of Chardonnay.

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  3. Ginny says:

    Smurfette. Because whatever she had going on under that white shift dress was enough to satisfy an entire village.

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    @Ginny, ROFL LMAO.

    I;m just curious if the carpet matched the curtains… or if it stayed the original color.

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    @Ginny, yeah, Smurfette is on my short list, too.

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  4. Maria says:

    Prince Eric

    Gambit from X-Men, the Animated Series

    The dude in Anastasia, who was voiced by Jon Cusack. I think. I forget his name.

    Robin (the fox) from Disney’s Robin Hood

    Jane’s old brother from Daria

    Jane from Daria

    Daria

    Doctor Girlfriend (out of curiosity, mostly)

    Ariel

    Jasmine

    The hot space dude in the Daft Punk animated videos

    Spike Speigel

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    @Maria, Definitely Doctor Girlfriend, in the interest of science!!

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    @Maria, Jane’s old brother from Daria – Always thought he was hot!

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    @Maria, dude. I bet this list came to you almost instantly. I bet you already had the list written, didn’t you?

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  5. Trukindog says:

    Gadget from the Rescue Rangers…hey what can I say she’s got a hot little bod for a chipmunk!

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    @Trukindog, she was sassy and hot, it’s true.

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  6. NYCWD
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    says:

    Dude, you picked Lois Griffin over Jessica Rabbit? Or Wilma‘s best friend Betty? Or She-Ra? Or Cheetarah (sp?)?

    Obviously you are feverish.

    Take two Tylenol and blog about it in the morning.

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    @NYCWD, Jessica Rabbit is way too voluptuous, Betty is obviously an idiot if she stays with Barney, and Cheetara is just a bit too dangerous. She-Ra might be okay.

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  7. Hilly says:

    Naked Marge Simpson is creepy. It reminds me of those cartoon porn ads that you see on other porn sites. I mean, uh…that “other people” see. I have no idea what a porn site looks like.

    *whistles*

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    @Hilly, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA– BAKUGAN BITCHES!!

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    @Faiqa, Every time I see Bakugan commercials, I die laughing.

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    @Hilly, that cartoon porn is simultaneously creepy and hot as fuck.

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  8. CP says:

    Brak from Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

    But, the “toon poon” I would like to see the most is Jasmine’s from Aladdin. I like Middle Easterners.

    I thought you would find THIS VIDEO both timely and amusing.

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    @CP, I hadn’t seen that. Very funny.

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  9. harmzie says:

    Sweet merciful crap! No Jessica Rabbit? Do you even *watch* cartoons?

    + Mrs Krabapple. Just jaded enough.

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    @harmzie, she’s too voluptuous and there’s something about her I don’t like. And Mrs. Krabapple? Wow. That’s a first.

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    @Avitable, she’s not voluptuous, she’s just drawn that way.

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  10. Amanda
    Twitter:
    says:

    I always had a thing for the dude from Mulan. Shang, maybe? Which is weird because I’m not usually into asian dudes. Oh and Eric from the Little Mermaid. And maybe Aladdin. Beast, probably. I think I may be a cartoon slut.

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    @Amanda, Beast, eh? Well at least I know you’d go for me, since they modeled him on me.

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  11. Tiffany says:

    There is no way Marge Simpson’s tatas look that good. I wouldn’t mind seeing Ariel naked… but only because us redheads have to stick together.

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    @Tiffany, they might – Marge keeps in good shape. I would be intrigued to find out whether or not Ariel has a vagina.

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  12. Sarah says:

    Great. Now I’m just going to be picturing all of the cartoons I watch naked.

    Thanks, dude.

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    @Sarah, you watch cartoons naked?

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  13. fuzzarelly says:

    Superman and Batman, of course.

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    @fuzzarelly, There ya go!! the perfect set of superhero underwear!!

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    @fuzzarelly, here you go: http://www.tram-pararam.net/cartoon_porn/234.jpg

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  14. LeSombre
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    says:

    How about a naked cartoon Avitable?

    Oh wait… Nevermind.
    ;-)

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    @LeSombre, that’s exploitative. I’d never do that!

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  15. Jennifer says:

    If I site an underage character does that make me a pedophile? ‘Cause some of those anime characters look kinda freaky in a good way.

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    @Jennifer, yeah, I know what you mean. You perv.

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  16. avatgardener says:

    Curious collection of curvaceous cartoon cuties. Comments?

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    @avatgardener, toons tend to titillate.

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  17. CitizenKim says:

    Superman! Super this, super that…yeah, super sign me up for some of that!

    Aquaman is hot but w/all that underwater time I imagine there might be a shrinkage issue.

    That wonder twins dude was kinda hot if you could ignore his hair do. Let’s just go ahead and have a naked day w/the whole gang at the League of Justice. Fighting evil is hot (except when Bush does it)!

    And finally, I would have to ask Archie to drop trou bc how he could pull either of those chicks is beyond me.

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    @CitizenKim, Archie’s got a sense of humor and that’s what matters!

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  18. Badass Geek says:

    I always thought that Princess Jasmine was a fox.

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    @Badass Geek, she was pretty cute, yeah.

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  19. Nenette says:

    As many other said, where’s Jessica Rabbit?… oh, and where are Disney’s Jasmine, Ariel, Pokahontas, and Mulan? I’d put them on my list…

    And dude, seeing Marge all naked like that is as creepy to me as dogs dressed up as people. So wrong.

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    @Nenette, she’s too voluptuous for my tastes. Ariel has a fish for a bottom half, and the other three are okay, but nothing compared to my choices.

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  20. Ren says:

    Mmm…. Donuts….

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    @Ren, I have an odd craving for them too.

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  21. Robin says:

    Oh c’mon, what about Velma?

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    @Robin, she’s cute, too, and almost replaced Daphne.

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  22. glad i am not the only one who has jessica rabbit at the top of their list. yay for your readers!!

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    @hello haha narf, ya bunch of weirdos.

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  23. Lisa
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    says:

    Jessica Rabbit is an obvious choice, but there was Wonder Woman too. Back in the day she was HOT!

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    @Lisa, yeah, she definitely was. I think she’s a lesbian though.

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    @Avitable, What’s your point? ;)

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    @Lisa, well, true. Lesbians are hot, too.

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  24. Faiqa
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    says:

    Anyone from Thundercats. Even the chick.

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    @Faiqa, wow, you surprise me.

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  25. Grant says:

    Wilma – pfft. Betty was the hot one. Besides, since I watch Japanese anime, I get to see all the hot 14yo cartoon girls I want to see completely naked.

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    @Grant, there is that. So, one in the win column for anime.

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  26. Finn
    Twitter:
    says:

    Baaaaaaaaaaaaa (sheep noise): Jessica Rabbit. Also Aladdin, any of the Disney Princes, Snow White’s evil stepmother and Peter Brady from the animated version of the Brady Bunch.

    Reply

    @Finn,
    peter brady? dood, you have issues. :)

    Reply

    @Finn, yeah, what Becky said!

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  27. Becca says:

    You do realize every character you picked has red hair, right? :-P And am just totally a perv or am I the only one who’s seen the Disney Princess porn pictures? Seriously- crazy. (not just me- the pictures too *L*)

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    @Becca, I didn’t realize that until now – I do have a predilection towards redheads! And I’ve seen that porn, too. It’s awesome.

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  28. Jay
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    says:

    Judy Jetson was pretty hot. She’s legal right?

    And Velma. Daphne’s dirty little friend.

    Oh and Peppermint Patty. You KNOW you want to see her and Marcie get it on.

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    @Jay, I was thinking about her, too. Peppermint Patty has some weird vibe to her that is strangely fascinating.

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  29. B.E. Earl
    Twitter:
    says:

    Bugs Bunny.

    When he was dressed as a hot broad, of course.

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    @B.E. Earl, what about the robot hot bunny girl?

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  30. lceel says:

    Wonder Woman, Catwoman and Mrs. Peel. I realize Mrs. Peel wasn’t a cartoon character – but I’d still like to have seen her naked.

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    @lceel, ah yes. She was pretty hot.

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  31. martymankins says:

    Wilma Flintstone has no rack at all. Betty didn’t either.

    Lois Griffin should be next. I seriously doubt Seth MacFarlane would have any issues with it.

    As for any others, I’m going with Catwoman.

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    @martymankins, I don’t like a big rack, so that works for me.

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  32. Trent from Daria.

    Hubba. Hubba.

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    @Sheila (Charm School Reject), wait, was he the scrawny, greasy slacker?

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  33. Janer says:

    Trent from Daria tops my list, too, followed by George of the Jungle. Swing, baby, swing.

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    @Janer, so, big and dumb?

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  34. Dude, I would totally fuck the taste out of Lois Griffin’s mouth. She’s WAY too get for that dumb lazy fucker Peter.

    Wait a minute…

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    @Functionally ReTodded, “way too get”? Is this slang that you old people use?

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  35. liquid says:

    um..LOTS!
    just to name a few: aeon, zeiram, holli would, frank harris, lonette, ookla, brock sampson

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    @liquid, ookla!

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  36. You, sir, have a thing for redheads!

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    @Elizabeth Kaylene, it’s true, I do!

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  37. Poppy
    Twitter:
    says:

    NYC Watchdog has a cartoon avatar. Does that count?

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    @Poppy, close enough!

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  38. Becca
    Twitter:
    says:

    Yessir, I am totally agreeing with you on Daphne and Fiona, they are hawt!!!

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    @Becca, yes, they are.

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  39. Blondie and Miss Buxley. I’m old school that way.

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    @always home and uncool, I don’t know who Miss Buxley is.

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  40. John Raser says:

    ummm… How in the world do you compile such a list and not mention Jessica Rabbit or Ariel from the Little Mermaid?!?! Actually. Scratch that. Nevermind. I know why…

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    @John Raser, thanks for the visit and comment. Jessica Rabbi’s just too curvy and Ariel doesn’t have a vagina!!

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  41. From “Beetle Bailey” http://www.alivingdog.com/mort%20walker/mort3.JPG

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    @always home and uncool, dude, now that’s pervy.

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  42. BOSSY says:

    Lord thank you for selecting Wilma over Pebbles. Bossy figured since you were going for politically incorrect…

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    @BOSSY, oh, Georgia, there has to be some grass on the field first!

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