Comments on: Marry, Fuck, or Kill?

By: My Asteroid List | Avitable

My Asteroid List | Avitable — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 06:12:52 +0000

[...] real life Marry, Fuck, Kill with [...]

By: David

David — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:10:22 +0000

Fuck Obama, Marry JFK, Kill Regan
Fuck Michael J. Fox, Marry RuPaul, Kill Rosie O’Donnell
Fuck Kristen Bell, Marry Mila Kunis, Kill Angelina Jolie
Fuck Snuffleupagus, Marry Bert, Kill Elmo

**I found this page searching for “fuck michael j fox”. Thank you for this.

By: Out-Numbered

Out-Numbered — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:55:27 +0000

You my friend are a demented bastard and I heart you for that… Well Done.

By: JD at I Do Things

JD at I Do Things — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:55:35 +0000

@Avitable, Bert was like the Andy on The Andy Griffith Show and Elmo . . .wait, I’m thinking of Bert and Ernie. But ANYway, Ernie was like the Barney. I always hated Andy — he was such a superior know-it-all. So, yes, even Elmo wasn’t on The Andy Griffith Show, I prefer him to Bert.

By: Tiffany

Tiffany — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:28:01 +0000

@Avitable, Only when the one I’m fucking is worthy of my effort! If I’m going to use valuable energy I better get my jollies in the end.

By: martymankins

martymankins — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:08:09 +0000

@Avitable, Bert always creeped me out as a kid. Elmo was all about laughter and happy. Like a demented furry red clown.

By: Avitable

Avitable — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:05:08 +0000

@Princess of the Universe, heh. No problem!

By: Avitable

Avitable — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:04:31 +0000

@martymankins, you’d prefer Elmo over Bert?

By: Avitable

Avitable — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:04:02 +0000

@Elizabeth Kaylene, just get it all on video, okay?

By: Avitable

Avitable — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:02:31 +0000

@sweetney, a threesome with Bert and Ernie would just end up with Ernie crying in the corner while Bert ignored him in lieu of you.