Comments on: If I was a country music star http://www.avitable.com/2009/11/03/if-i-was-a-country-music-star/ Tact is for pussies Fri, 19 Mar 2010 20:01:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Elizabeth Kaylene http://www.avitable.com/2009/11/03/if-i-was-a-country-music-star/#comment-60991 Elizabeth Kaylene Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:29:19 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3684#comment-60991 Hahaha, I don't know how you come up with this stuff but I love it! Hahaha, I don't know how you come up with this stuff but I love it!

]]> By: martymankins http://www.avitable.com/2009/11/03/if-i-was-a-country-music-star/#comment-60794 martymankins Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:49:13 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3684#comment-60794 Country song titles in the format of Fall Out Boy. Nice. The song "Before He Cheats" is a karaoke favorite of many a female at the bar I frequent. I wonder how many of them carry a baseball bat in their car. Even more curious: how many men did they dump that have bashed out headlights on their Dodge 4x4? Country song titles in the format of Fall Out Boy. Nice.

The song "Before He Cheats" is a karaoke favorite of many a female at the bar I frequent. I wonder how many of them carry a baseball bat in their car. Even more curious: how many men did they dump that have bashed out headlights on their Dodge 4×4?

]]> By: muskrat http://www.avitable.com/2009/11/03/if-i-was-a-country-music-star/#comment-60774 muskrat Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:52:51 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3684#comment-60774 I know a great entertainment lawyer and have numerous contacts in music in Nashville. Just tell me "when" to start making calls, buddy. Will you sing the national anthem at the Talladega 500 next year? I know a great entertainment lawyer and have numerous contacts in music in Nashville. Just tell me "when" to start making calls, buddy. Will you sing the national anthem at the Talladega 500 next year?

]]> By: Poppy http://www.avitable.com/2009/11/03/if-i-was-a-country-music-star/#comment-60773 Poppy Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:36:05 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3684#comment-60773 Carrie and Taylor are a different breed of country. They're pop country. Carrie and Taylor are a different breed of country. They're pop country.

]]> By: Coal Miner's Granddaughter http://www.avitable.com/2009/11/03/if-i-was-a-country-music-star/#comment-60772 Coal Miner's Granddaughter Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:45:08 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3684#comment-60772 Of course, you're going to do a duet with me, "Well I was born a coal miner's granddaughter. In a hospital on a hill in West Virginy. We were middle class with a Chevette That little car was a piece of shit None of us shoveled coal so... What?" Yeah, maybe not. Of course, you're going to do a duet with me,

"Well I was born a coal miner's granddaughter.
In a hospital on a hill in West Virginy.
We were middle class with a Chevette
That little car was a piece of shit
None of us shoveled coal so… What?"

Yeah, maybe not.

]]> By: cat http://www.avitable.com/2009/11/03/if-i-was-a-country-music-star/#comment-60770 cat Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:13:18 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3684#comment-60770 For your second album, you should invent a dance like the boot scootin' boogie... those types of things are always surefire hits! For your second album, you should invent a dance like the boot scootin' boogie… those types of things are always surefire hits!

]]> By: SoMi's Nilsa http://www.avitable.com/2009/11/03/if-i-was-a-country-music-star/#comment-60769 SoMi's Nilsa Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:36:37 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3684#comment-60769 So weird. I hate country music, too. But, Carrie Underwood was on TV this morning and after listening to a few of her songs, I thought she wasn't that bad. Then again, I don't think of her as country. I think of her as pop with a country twist. Same with Taylor Swift. Maybe that's why I can tolerate, even like, their music. So weird. I hate country music, too. But, Carrie Underwood was on TV this morning and after listening to a few of her songs, I thought she wasn't that bad. Then again, I don't think of her as country. I think of her as pop with a country twist. Same with Taylor Swift. Maybe that's why I can tolerate, even like, their music.

]]> By: Dani http://www.avitable.com/2009/11/03/if-i-was-a-country-music-star/#comment-60768 Dani Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:11:32 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3684#comment-60768 I'm a little sad that none of the songs reference tractors, pick-ups or how your dog is better than your woman...but I suppose you always need to have second album material. I'm a little sad that none of the songs reference tractors, pick-ups or how your dog is better than your woman…but I suppose you always need to have second album material.

]]> By: Finn http://www.avitable.com/2009/11/03/if-i-was-a-country-music-star/#comment-60767 Finn Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:00:36 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3684#comment-60767 This is perfect. I love it. This is perfect. I love it.

]]> By: Faiqa http://www.avitable.com/2009/11/03/if-i-was-a-country-music-star/#comment-60766 Faiqa Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:49:46 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3684#comment-60766 Bonus Track: "If Y'All Don't Love This Lan', Go the Hell Back To Afghanistan..." :) Bonus Track: "If Y'All Don't Love This Lan', Go the Hell Back To Afghanistan…"

:)

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