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So you say it’s your birthday . . .

In the People’s Republic of Blogistan, there can be only one Queen. One ruler to unite them all. One leader to decide who lives and who gets to eat cupcakes. And that person is the one, the only, Hilly.

Snackiepoo, Queen of the PRB
Snackiepoo, Queen of the PRB

Today, she turns the magical age of 38. That means that tonight she gets to go out, pick up two 19-year old hunks, and have them work her over twice. It’s her right.

In honor of this splendiferous occasion, here are 38 things that are so awesome that they should be renamed Hilly:

  1. Cupcakes
  2. Ryan Reynolds
  3. True Blood
  4. Splash Mountain
  5. Orgasms
  6. Kittens
  7. Tori Amos
  8. The Earl of Sandwich
  9. California
  10. A Hemi
  11. Movie Friday
  12. Trader Joe’s
  13. Tom Welling
  14. Hawaiian Punch and Rum
  15. Mimi’s
  16. No Humidity
  17. Sunset on the Beach
  18. Time with Friends
  19. Fitting into Smaller Jeans
  20. Smiles
  21. Alone without Loneliness
  22. Home
  23. A Good Walk
  24. Lots of Comments on your Birthday
  25. Making Out
  26. Not Being 40
  27. Skipping When You Walk
  28. Ice Cream
  29. Waking Up Each Morning
  30. Presents
  31. That Ding Sound Tweetdeck Makes
  32. Ninjas
  33. Puppies
  34. A Good Laugh and a Snort
  35. A Hot Bath
  36. Filet Mignon
  37. Snow and a Fire in the Fireplace
  38. 24 Night

Happy birthday, Hilly. Everybody, go leave Hilly a comment so she can get at least 38 comments for her 38th birthday, or maybe even 76!

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18 Replies to “So you say it’s your birthday . . .”

  1. MB

    In honor of Hilly’s Hilly (#26) birthday I think she should enjoy our Hilly (#18) by eating Hilly (#1) and drinking Hilly (#14) which would put Hilly (#20) on our faces like good Hilly (#5). I hope Hilly gets lots of Hillys (#30) and enjoys Hilly (#34). She should be Hilly (#29), listening to Hilly (#7) while Hilly (#25) with Hilly (#2). Either that or a good ride on Hilly (#4).

    I like the idea of renaming awesome things Hilly but it could get just a little confusing.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HILLY!!!

  2. Hilly

    Yay, we’re renaming things! Awesomesauce!
    I llove that list, Adam…thank you so much for it and this post.
    You are making my birthday that much happier so thank you!

    😀

    Now then, I miss my red hair…hrmmmmmm.

  3. Faiqa

    You know what’s kind of eerie? I watched Blade Trinity last night with Tariq. And I was all, “You know who is seriously underrated as both a physical and comedic actor? Ryan Reynolds. He’s got excellent timing, and all in all, he really is very talented.”

    The look that Tariq gave me clearly indicated that he understood that as Faiqa code for “Damn, that boy is so fine, I’d like to sop him up with a biscuit.”

  4. Coal Miner's Granddaughter

    I would totally change my name to Hilly, because I’m cool that way, and my initials wouldn’t change, and because who wouldn’t want to be named Hilly? Ronald Reagan, prob’ly, but he’s dead so who cares?

    Wow. Rambling.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOUR MOST GRACIOUS AND WONDROUS MAJESTY OF THE SERFS OF THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF BLOGISTAN! I am your servant, forever.

  5. Nenette

    Hey! Happy Birthday, Hilly! I hope all of your dreams come true. Especially the super-naughty ones. Scorpios are awesome — I know because today (Nov 5th) is my birthday. 🙂
    So, happy birthday, fellow Scorpie… enjoy! xo

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