In the People’s Republic of Blogistan, there can be only one Queen. One ruler to unite them all. One leader to decide who lives and who gets to eat cupcakes. And that person is the one, the only, Hilly.
Snackiepoo, Queen of the PRB
Today, she turns the magical age of 38. That means that tonight she gets to go out, pick up two 19-year old hunks, and have them work her over twice. It’s her right.
In honor of this splendiferous occasion, here are 38 things that are so awesome that they should be renamed Hilly:
- Cupcakes
- Ryan Reynolds
- True Blood
- Splash Mountain
- Orgasms
- Kittens
- Tori Amos
- The Earl of Sandwich
- California
- A Hemi
- Movie Friday
- Trader Joe’s
- Tom Welling
- Hawaiian Punch and Rum
- Mimi’s
- No Humidity
- Sunset on the Beach
- Time with Friends
- Fitting into Smaller Jeans
- Smiles
- Alone without Loneliness
- Home
- A Good Walk
- Lots of Comments on your Birthday
- Making Out
- Not Being 40
- Skipping When You Walk
- Ice Cream
- Waking Up Each Morning
- Presents
- That Ding Sound Tweetdeck Makes
- Ninjas
- Puppies
- A Good Laugh and a Snort
- A Hot Bath
- Filet Mignon
- Snow and a Fire in the Fireplace
- 24 Night
Happy birthday, Hilly. Everybody, go leave Hilly a comment so she can get at least 38 comments for her 38th birthday, or maybe even 76!
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Twitter: s_csr
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Happy birthday Hilly!
PS : In case you couldn’t tell, I’m not asleep, where I should be. Instead, I am waiting Little Miss out to see if she’ll put herself back to sleep.
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Hilly is such a hottie!
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In honor of Hilly’s Hilly (#26) birthday I think she should enjoy our Hilly (#18) by eating Hilly (#1) and drinking Hilly (#14) which would put Hilly (#20) on our faces like good Hilly (#5). I hope Hilly gets lots of Hillys (#30) and enjoys Hilly (#34). She should be Hilly (#29), listening to Hilly (#7) while Hilly (#25) with Hilly (#2). Either that or a good ride on Hilly (#4).
I like the idea of renaming awesome things Hilly but it could get just a little confusing.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HILLY!!!
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Yay, we’re renaming things! Awesomesauce!
I llove that list, Adam…thank you so much for it and this post.
You are making my birthday that much happier so thank you!
Now then, I miss my red hair…hrmmmmmm.
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Honorable Hero hails Hilly’s happy hours. Hooray!!
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Twitter: Faiqa
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You know what’s kind of eerie? I watched Blade Trinity last night with Tariq. And I was all, “You know who is seriously underrated as both a physical and comedic actor? Ryan Reynolds. He’s got excellent timing, and all in all, he really is very talented.”
The look that Tariq gave me clearly indicated that he understood that as Faiqa code for “Damn, that boy is so fine, I’d like to sop him up with a biscuit.”
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
, November 4th, 2009: 12:35 PM
@Faiqa,
at first i read your comment as tariq commenting on the fabulous ryan reynolds and i seriously fell just a little more in love with your husband.
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Twitter: missbritt
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Awww, I love that you listed all these things that she loves.
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@Miss Britt, I’m a little verklempt that he remembered some of the smaller things (that I don’t always bitch about or praise, heh).
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She has way more comments than you do today. Of course she has breasts. You do too, but that lap band thingy is probably cutting them down to a less sexy size.
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I’m going to wish her a HAPPY BIRTHDAY here, too – because she’s worth it! She is The Queen!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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fantastic birthday tribute on this fine day!
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Happy Birthday, Hilly! I share in your love for so many things on this wonderful list. May you live long and prosper!
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Damn, that’s a long list.
Happy Birthday, Hilly.
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Twitter: kateanon
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I’ve mentioned it on your site, Hilly, but will wish you a Happy Birthday here as well. The birthday girls born on November 4th rule! (I know, I’m bad, but I selfishly celebrate me too!)
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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I would totally change my name to Hilly, because I’m cool that way, and my initials wouldn’t change, and because who wouldn’t want to be named Hilly? Ronald Reagan, prob’ly, but he’s dead so who cares?
Wow. Rambling.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOUR MOST GRACIOUS AND WONDROUS MAJESTY OF THE SERFS OF THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF BLOGISTAN! I am your servant, forever.
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Twitter: perpstu
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Happy belated birthday Hilly! That is some list Adam knocked out for you. I hope your day was absolutely fantastic!
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Hey! Happy Birthday, Hilly! I hope all of your dreams come true. Especially the super-naughty ones. Scorpios are awesome — I know because today (Nov 5th) is my birthday.
So, happy birthday, fellow Scorpie… enjoy! xo
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