Next time your nose itches . . .

You never know what might be up there:

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42 Responses to Next time your nose itches . . .

  1. CP
    Twitter:
    says:

    DUDE!!! A FUCKING ROACH!!! You KNOW I have an affliction bordering on insanity when it comes to roaches!!!

    Omg. Omg. Omg. Must get that 57 seconds of my life back. Breathe. Breathe.

    Reply

    @CP,
    Woo saa- it was a Moth. Thank you jeebus- because I don’t think I could handle a roach either. *shudders* Like a moth is so much better? (ok, wait- it totally is.)

    Reply

  2. Ashleigh
    Twitter:
    says:

    totally not a good time to be watching this since my allergies are out of control making my nose itchy.
    now I’m just terrified there’s a bug in my nose.

    Reply

  3. Lisa
    Twitter:
    says:

    Aaaaghhhhhhhh! That is disgustipating!

    Reply

  4. Amanda
    Twitter:
    says:

    Yeah I’m not watching that. Whatever’s on the screen looks creepy enough, I don’t want to see the rest.

    Reply

  5. B.E. Earl
    Twitter:
    says:

    Betcha he won’t eat it after picking it.

    Reply

  6. Hilly says:

    I wasn’t going to look. Then someone said “it’s still alive” and I had to look.
    Screw you guys, I’m going home.

    Reply

  7. avatgardener says:

    Not noticing nose nasty. nope, not.

    Reply

  8. Grumble Girl says:

    Oh my god, ICK! That is SOOOOO nast, I can’t even think anymore. Thanks a lot for wrecking my morning, dude. Now I itch EVERYWHERE!! Eeeeek!! The HORROR! Gross.

    Reply

  9. Badass Geek says:

    Ohgodohgodohgod.

    I am keeping my nose plugged for the rest of my life.

    Reply

    @Badass Geek,
    Then it’ll just get in your mouth. BLACH! Even worse!

    Reply

  10. cat says:

    Nasty McNasty… f-ing hate roaches.

    Reply

  11. COOL! I can’t wait to start school next year. Wanna have some fun? Search “botfly” on YouTube. Or cyst, or pimple. Gross but AWESOME.

    Reply

  12. You don’t tug on superman’s cape.
    You don’t spiiiiit into the sink.
    You don’t pull, the mask off that ol’ lone ranger
    and you don’t click on Adam’s link.

    do-doodydoo dee doo doo do do.

    Reply

  13. bo
    Twitter:
    says:

    I’ve been reading your blog long enough that I know to be happy that it wasn’t a video of someone FUCKING someone’s nose. Or someone somehow fucking a roach.

    So thanks for keeping it mild!

    Reply

  14. sherpamama says:

    I think i’m going to puke. I had a friend have one crawl in his ear – he went insane (temporarily). ewwww. (FYI, the happy music does NOT help!)

    Reply

  15. Faiqa
    Twitter:
    says:

    Me clicking on that video? *So* never going to happen.

    Reply

  16. Kimi says:

    I thought that was a roach at first too and could feel myself starting to hyperventilate, and I am not the type to over-react. Then I realized that it was a moth and felt much better. It WAS a moth, right????? That’s what I’m telling myself anyway.

    Reply

  17. Nice…especially while eating breakfast. Now I’m rethinking those nice thoughts I had about you two posts ago.

    Reply

  18. Finn
    Twitter:
    says:

    I don’t know which is worse, the LIVE BUG or the magnified nose hairs.

    Reply

  19. Fraughter says:

    I must say the background music made watching that much more tolerable!

    Reply

    @Fraughter, It kind of made it fun, right?

    Reply

  20. Becca says:

    My jaw is still hanging open, and I’m slightly nauseated. Thanks for the great start to the day, Avitable. *gags*

    Reply

  21. Nenette says:

    No damn way I’m going to watch that sicko nose-bug shock flick! Thanks, but, um, no.

    Reply

  22. perpstu
    Twitter:
    says:

    As someone who CONSTANTLY has a stuffy nose – thank you allergies/deviated septum/chronic sinus infections – I am now terrified to blow my nose.ever.again. Oh Em Gee gross.

    Reply

  23. Dumblond
    Twitter:
    says:

    *scuse me..I just threw up in my mouth a little…*
    Moths drive me nuts just flapping around my damn porch light…now I got to worry about the little bastards crawling up my nose?!
    Damn you, sir.

    Reply

  24. Toni
    Twitter:
    says:

    Are you freakin’ kidding me?

    First of all, how does something THAT size actually get THAT far before anyone notices?

    Reply

  25. Not watching not watching not watching . . .

    GOD! Was that a fucking MOTH?

    And are we sure that was a nostril? It looked more like a butt. I mean the closeup view.

    The jazzy music did not help.

    I’m going out to buy some nostril shields.

    Reply

  26. Laurie says:

    Yesterday a cricket flew into my face and freaked me the eff out. Good to know things could be worse.

    Reply

  27. Summer says:

    Was it my imagination or was it still alive?? EEEKK. I once had a bug fly deep down into my ear, pure torture.

    Reply

  28. lceel
    Twitter:
    says:

    How on earth did you find that? Do people send you links to stuff like that or do you actually search that shit out? Because that was just gross. *shudder*

    Reply

  29. Was… that…. a moth? At first, when they were still trying to get it out, I thought it was a clump of marijuana.

    Reply

  30. tracey says:

    Oh God. I literally just gagged up my dinner… Ew.

    Reply

  31. minta says:

    oh my hell…….i cant unsee that!…..Y did i push play….

    Reply

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