Next time your nose itches . . .
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DUDE!!! A FUCKING ROACH!!! You KNOW I have an affliction bordering on insanity when it comes to roaches!!!
Omg. Omg. Omg. Must get that 57 seconds of my life back. Breathe. Breathe.
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@CP,
Woo saa- it was a Moth. Thank you jeebus- because I don't think I could handle a roach either. *shudders* Like a moth is so much better? (ok, wait- it totally is.)
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totally not a good time to be watching this since my allergies are out of control making my nose itchy.
now I'm just terrified there's a bug in my nose.
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Aaaaghhhhhhhh! That is disgustipating!
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Yeah I'm not watching that. Whatever's on the screen looks creepy enough, I don't want to see the rest.
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Betcha he won't eat it after picking it.
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Oh, fuck YOU. My GOD.
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What. The. FUCK.
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IT WAS STILL ALIVE!
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Nope, not looking!!
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I wasn't going to look. Then someone said "it's still alive" and I had to look.
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
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Not noticing nose nasty. nope, not.
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Oh my god, ICK! That is SOOOOO nast, I can't even think anymore. Thanks a lot for wrecking my morning, dude. Now I itch EVERYWHERE!! Eeeeek!! The HORROR! Gross.
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Ohgodohgodohgod.
I am keeping my nose plugged for the rest of my life.
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@Badass Geek,
Then it'll just get in your mouth. BLACH! Even worse!
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Nasty McNasty… f-ing hate roaches.
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COOL! I can't wait to start school next year. Wanna have some fun? Search "botfly" on YouTube. Or cyst, or pimple. Gross but AWESOME.
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What. The. Fuck?
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You don't tug on superman's cape.
You don't spiiiiit into the sink.
You don't pull, the mask off that ol' lone ranger
and you don't click on Adam's link.
do-doodydoo dee doo doo do do.
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I've been reading your blog long enough that I know to be happy that it wasn't a video of someone FUCKING someone's nose. Or someone somehow fucking a roach.
So thanks for keeping it mild!
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I think i'm going to puke. I had a friend have one crawl in his ear – he went insane (temporarily). ewwww. (FYI, the happy music does NOT help!)
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Me clicking on that video? *So* never going to happen.
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I thought that was a roach at first too and could feel myself starting to hyperventilate, and I am not the type to over-react. Then I realized that it was a moth and felt much better. It WAS a moth, right????? That's what I'm telling myself anyway.
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Nice…especially while eating breakfast. Now I'm rethinking those nice thoughts I had about you two posts ago.
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I don't know which is worse, the LIVE BUG or the magnified nose hairs.
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I must say the background music made watching that much more tolerable!
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@Fraughter, It kind of made it fun, right?
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My jaw is still hanging open, and I'm slightly nauseated. Thanks for the great start to the day, Avitable. *gags*
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No damn way I'm going to watch that sicko nose-bug shock flick! Thanks, but, um, no.
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As someone who CONSTANTLY has a stuffy nose – thank you allergies/deviated septum/chronic sinus infections – I am now terrified to blow my nose.ever.again. Oh Em Gee gross.
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o.m.g.
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*scuse me..I just threw up in my mouth a little…*
Moths drive me nuts just flapping around my damn porch light…now I got to worry about the little bastards crawling up my nose?!
Damn you, sir.
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Are you freakin' kidding me?
First of all, how does something THAT size actually get THAT far before anyone notices?
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Not watching not watching not watching . . .
GOD! Was that a fucking MOTH?
And are we sure that was a nostril? It looked more like a butt. I mean the closeup view.
The jazzy music did not help.
I'm going out to buy some nostril shields.
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Yesterday a cricket flew into my face and freaked me the eff out. Good to know things could be worse.
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I should have known better to watch.
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Was it my imagination or was it still alive?? EEEKK. I once had a bug fly deep down into my ear, pure torture.
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You sonofabitch!
GAH.
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How on earth did you find that? Do people send you links to stuff like that or do you actually search that shit out? Because that was just gross. *shudder*
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Was… that…. a moth? At first, when they were still trying to get it out, I thought it was a clump of marijuana.
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Oh God. I literally just gagged up my dinner… Ew.
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oh my hell…….i cant unsee that!…..Y did i push play….
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