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Moon water

With the recent discovery of significant water on the moon, NASA has redoubled their astronomical pursuits. I have secured a list of the other complex elements that NASA hopes to find on other planetary bodies:

Moon: Water
Mercury: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Venus: Mercury
Mars: Nougat
Jupiter: Roofies
Saturn: Summer’s Eve
Uranus: Hidden Valley Ranch
Neptune: Cotton Candy

And this doesn’t even cover their covert desire to discover a cache of Diet Coke with Lime on Saturn’s moon of Titan or that cream that’s inside Twinkies on Halley’s comet.

This new trend of space discovery also reminds me of the Old Negro Space Program:

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36 Replies to “Moon water”

  1. Faiqa

    Don’t tell me you buy into the vast government conspiracy that we actually landed on the moon. Or that we even have a moon. Or a sky. In fact, don’t tell me you buy into the fact that you’re really sitting there and reading this comment. Or that anything at all is real.

    Only the government is real.

    The rest of it is all lights, film making magic and a sound stage.

    Wait, that would mean that only the people doing the special effects are real, nix the government is real part. In conclusion, this means, really, the only thing in this life that is real are nerds.

    It’s a comforting thought.

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