If a Hilly drinks and there's nobody around, is she still drunk?
Hunk Drilly from Adam Avitable on Vimeo.
Last night was a belated birthday dinner for Hilly over at Liam Fitzpatrick's in Lake Mary. As I write this, she is doing shots in my game room and loudly declaring her desire to drive herself home. I have hidden her keys and may have to duct tape her into the bed in the guest room.
Happy birthday, Hilly!
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Belated 29th belated HB Hilly !!! Uh-huh. ; )
LOVE IT !!!!! I want a Hilly Type birthday next year – WITH NO VIDEO !!!
Hilly is for sure – ALL THE SPECIAL IN ALL THE LANDS !!!!
P.S. And Happy Birthday Adam….again. ; )
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@Kim, oh, are you celebrating an anniversary of your 29th too?
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Hunk Drilly is so cute! And SPECIAL!
I was impressed that she was that hunk and remembered everyone's name.
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@Little Miss Sunshine State, yeah, I was impressed too. Of course, she didn't remember the names of anyone who wasn't sitting in her immediate vicinity.
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I have plenty of experience duct taping drunk women to my bed, so let me know if you are looking for any tips.
Bappy Hirthday to Hunk Drilly!!!
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@B.E. Earl, luckily it didn't come to that. It was close.
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You're a good friend, Adam. Hope Hilly had a fantastic time!
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@Lynda, she totally did.
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Awwwww, hunk Drillys are so CUTE! Happy Belated Birthday Celebrations, darlin'! Glad you had such a great time!
And? The second-best part of that video? Faiqa giggling. Hee hee!
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@Coal Miner's Granddaughter, yeah, Faiqa was tying one on too.
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Hahahaha! Happy Belated (or actually, again) to Hilly!!
Good times, good times.
I hope she's okay today!!
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@Sybil Law, she's 100%. Well, maybe 70.
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I want to pretend to be ashamed here but bwahahahaha, oh my heck, I was a mess! Drinking Faiqa's booze, talking about hubba hubba and yanno…
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ADAM!"
Thanks to everyone for a great birthday though…it was the bestest in all the lands (apparently).
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@Hilly, you had a good time, that's all that matters!
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PS – even though I really wanted my keys at 6am this morning, thank you for hiding them and saving me from imminent death. You're good people, boombox.
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@Hilly, they were in my crotch all night.
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I need to move to Florida.
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@Robin, but then your MIL will be really close. Do you really want that?
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Man, I bet she feels GREAT today!
"Oh no, I'm not hungover…really…I think it's the flu!"
Happy Belated!
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@Toni, she did seem to come down with a spot of the flu this morning, it's true.
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I did not see anyone pouring one out for me.
Fuck you people.
I mean, uh, YAY HILLY!
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@Miss Britt, we didn't pour any out for you, but we did talk to random strangers and ask them personal embarrassing questions, so it was just like you were there!
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@Avitable, I did tell Adam to tell you to dump the zeros and get with the heros!
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@Hilly, yes, this is true.
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Remember how you blogged about how important comments are to you and the 100th is as important as the 1st and how you try to respond personally to every single one? I have no reason for mentioning this. I just hope you're not trying to have a life in lieu of blogging.
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@Grant, I think there's a hint here somewhere. Not sure, though.
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That was awesome. I,m glad i'm not the only one wishing Adam a Happy Birthday when it's not his birthday.
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@LeSombre, I think people should wish me a happy birthday every day.
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Too funny.
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@Shauna, and a little too drunky too.
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Boombox?
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@Finn, it's the evolution of Captain Save-a-ho to Say Anything's boombox scene.
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It was the most special in all the land… but you know what was super sucky when she told me how I awesome she thought I was and you were all, "Oh, now I *know* she's drunk." You suck.
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@Faiqa, Yeah that *was* kinda shitty, especially considering the fact that I wasn't even that drunk when I said it AND that I meant it.
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@Faiqa, well, I didn't actually hear what she said, but it was in the way that she said it that I knew she was drunk!
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Drilly is so cute when she's hunk. She laughs even more than when she's sober! (As if that was even possible!)
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@metalmom, yes she does. And she snorts, too. Which is always awesome!
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Happy Belated Birthday, Hilly! I got drunk the same night in your honor (okay, so it was for my BFFs Bachelorette Party, but it still kind of counts… right?)
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@Laurie, totally counts.
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I think you should cut out the part in the middle about her being single and available and post it on Match.com. Make sure you keep the spoon licking part in there, also. Too funny.
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@Ashlie- Mommycosm, good plan!
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Oh my days that shit is FUNNY. I miss you guys so much. *pout*
Happy Birthday Sweetcheeks!
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@Karen Sugarpants, miss you too – when are you moving to Florida?
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Happy Birfday Hilly!
I want to thank everyone for letting me take photos of them all night…and even in the bathroom.
dear @snacklepop: even boozed up, you took a damn fine photo of me and Faiqa !
@avitable: thank you for making it feel like it was everyone's birthday. ^__^
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@liquid, thank you for indulging me.
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Can I just say how much I LOVE.. and I mean LOVE.. drunk Hilly. Where was she at Avitaween?
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@martymankins, she wasn't drinking enough!
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I love the part where Hilly is all "I'm available and single"- ha ha! Awesome.
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@sizzle, yeah, it was pretty awesome.
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I love that it's still Hilly's birthday, and that video was adorable.
Baby James is still a virgin? Perhaps he needs to speak to his Aaron Carter lookalike younger brother about that.
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@Poppy, who knows if he is – probably isn't our place to speculate.
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Hunk Drilly is so cute! I'm glad her birthday party was the best in all the lands!
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@Lisa, I think it was a good one for her.
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The post title made me laugh – I should have known your video would be even better. If I end up moving to the States will you please be my boss?
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