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- I have posted: The New Dork http://bit.ly/9Mc0CS
- Is putting Hershey's syrup in premade chocolate milk overkill? Survey says no.
- I have posted: This is one Mr. for whom I'd drop my panties. http://bit.ly/aZgqWM
- When figuring out a course of action, I ask "WWIDIIWFTFAKWWH?" or "What would I do if I was from the future and knew what would happen?"
- Ever see someone out in public and just think, "Somebody should tell her she has a moustache"?
Very much so.
Jerk.
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@Sheila (Charm School Reject), you should come down – forget the family.
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Can we adjust the thermostat to around 72* please?
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@Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing], yeah, a little cooler would be perfect.
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Isn't Thanksgiving next week?!?
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@Dave2, yeah, but that's what it's going to be like.
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Hmmmmm. Something's missing from that picture.
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@Kim, Don't remind him. Besides, he's probably sitting on it.
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@Kim, obviously, I'm wearing shorts, or else it would be there.
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Giving thanks early, are we?
I prefer sweaters, fireplaces and hot whiskey drinks for my Thanksgiving Day, thank you very much.
Sheesh…next thing you'll tell me that you actually like Christmas in Florida too!
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@B.E. Earl, I figured I'd just make everyone jealous enough that they can still book tickets to fly down to visit. And I do like Christmas in Florida.
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@B.E. Earl, Agreed. I am soooo over not having a real seasons here. And there's nothing more exasperating than trying to explain to your four year old that it's not going to snow even though it's winter and according to all her stupid little workbooks winter is full of snowy… stuff.
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Just shuddup about your warm weather. It makes me all cranky when the winter comes.
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@Lisa, that's what you get for living in Canada!
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@Avitable, Or Nevada, even.
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@Lisa, so, apparently I've been operating under the illusion that you live in Canada. It was something Hilly said to me. I'm an idiot!
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Something is indeed missing.
And I love the weather.
Thanksgiving and Christmas in Florida = awesome. Last year we were in the pool most of the day.
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@Ashleigh, I like being able to drive with all the windows down. It's so nice.
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Yes. Very jealous.
I abhor cold weather, and Tennessee just got hit with it.
Enjoy your holiday.
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@Ginger, I like cold occasionally, but there's something about these holidays in warm weather that make them more fun!
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Dude where's your penis?
And I like having seasons, the changing leaves, the crisp air. It's my favorite time of the year
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@Amanda, I'm wearing shorts. Duh. I bet you love that freezing rain, too!
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Dud, it's so cold your penis shriveled up? Damn… Might as well live in Buffalo then.
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@Kris, pfft. If there's no penis, it's because I'm wearing shorts. That's the Avitable art rule.
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Is that back hair?
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@Breigh, and shoulder hair. Hot, right?
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Well, at least after living in Southern California for the last five years, a sunny Thanksgiving is going to make me feel right at home.
I cannot wait for "Second Thanksgiving".
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@Hilly, me either! The food will be better than that other Thanksgiving.
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Thanksgiving in Los Angeles looks pretty similar
Happy almost-Thanksgiving!
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@Shannon, having had Thanksgiving in LA as well, they are very same.
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@Avitable, I've done a few in FL too. I like warm weather. I'm in San Francisco this week and I'll barely be able to move by the time I get back to the lovely heat of Los Angeles.
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@Shannon, I'm sure!
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Dude, you have clearly sat on your own cock.
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@SingleParentDad, does that make me gay?
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@Avitable, Well you are smiling, so I'm guessing so.
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aww thats nice, but its a balmy 36 degrees in rhode island right now!
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@sudobeer, oh, that's some nice warm weather right there!
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Nope! Just draw me on the beach here in Sarasota and that's MY Thanksgiving!
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@Blondefabulous, good enough!
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Since I live here in Florida and CANNOT stand the heat (especially during the holidays) I will say no.
Wouldn't you like a white Christmas every now and then?
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@Peggy, every now and then, but only if I'm at a ski resort or something.
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Actually no. I'm not jealous. For me, part of the Thanksgiving experience is the chill in the air.
Thanks, though. I'm good.
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@Coal Miner's Granddaughter, have you ever had a warm Thanksgiving? It's awesome!
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Not jealous at all; a man without a penis is not truly a man.
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@Elizabeth Kaylene, nobody gets that I have shorts on!
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@Avitable, I see NO shorts. None.
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@Elizabeth Kaylene, well, it is a stick figure!
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Jealous of Florida weather? Not really. Jealous of your chest hair? Totally.
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@Badass Geek, it's tremendous, isn't it?
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Testicle-less Turkey tanning Thanksgiving Thursday.
or
Barenaked (Butterball – nah, that's running into cruel and I try not to be that way) Blogger basking beside beach. Bragging. Bah!!
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@avatgardener, butterball would be appropriate.
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Yes, jealous. Totes.
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@Grumble Girl,
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Heh. But how will the horse know the way to carry the sleigh – you know – over the river and through the words? Bet you never thought of that, did you smartie?
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@Nanna, the horse will have to learn how to swim. And through the words is a great typo – very fitting!
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Um, that would be through the WOODS.
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I'm only jealous if that's a pool of mashed potatoes and your feet are propped up on butter.
Also, some people see a chalice in your chest hair, Some people see two people kissing. I see both.
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@LeSombre, my chest is indeed an illusion.
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Nope not jealous, but only because 2 weeks after I will finally be in Florida myself!
Yippeee!!
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@Cissa Fireheart, haven't you been saying that for years?
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@Avitable – I have been saying that for about a year, but it's finally happening, Thank Goddess!
Now all I need is a place to live, and to get Misk a job…haha
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Fuck. You. With a turkey baster.
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@Yellaphant, you're married now, so you shouldn't flirt like that.
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I hate warm weather, so – no. And why no Avitapenis? Now I have to use my extensive supply of Asian porn for my fapping needs.
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@Grant, no penis when I'm wearing shorts. I have some decency.
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No.
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@Finn, smartass.
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I will be spending part of the day on Clearwater Beach if the weather is warm enough. Cheers!
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@GrandeMocha, ooh, that will be nice.
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that looks like thanksgiving in phoenix, too.
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@mommymae, well, except we have a beach, so nanny nanny boo boo.
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Yeah and well be swimming on Christmas Day!
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@GeekByMarriage, we will be too if it's nice enough.
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@Avitable, Since I only live 30 mins from Orlando your weather is my weather. Should we start planning the Ho Ho Ho Pool Party now?
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@GeekByMarriage, sounds like a plan.
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Yup, that's about right! Except you forgot the bottle of wine, chilling in the wine cooler!
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@Trishk, oh yeah, that too.
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Why are there tufts of hair on your shoulders?
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@habanerogal, because I'm a hairy fucking bastard.
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That looks exactly like you. By the way, you have weird looking feet. How ever do you find shoes?
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@Shauna, at the Thin & Flat store.
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Well if I have to sacrifice my third leg to be able to sit poolside in the sun… then I'd rather keep the third leg and sit huddled in a corner under a blanket.
It's about priorities… and peeing standing is a high one for me.
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@NYCWD, the third leg is in the shorts I'm wearing.
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Maybe a little, but only because I don't have chest hair.
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@MayoPie, I'm sorry to hear that. You are missing out.
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Subtract the beard, chest hair and water and that is my Thanksgiving here in Vegas.
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@Karin aka perpstu, there's no water in Vegas?
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You forgot your penis…
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@Lilacspecs, it's in my shorts.
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*sigh*
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@DeannaBanana, awww, I miss you too!
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No!
But I will be for Christmas. That's why I'm coming down there to stay with you. Ha!
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@Sybil Law, you are? When exactly?
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@SybilLaw Ohh! Awesome! I hope I'll get to meet you!
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Jealous? Nah. I don't have such thin legs.
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@Chris Wood, they're very strong though.
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You must be sitting on your manhood. Or it's already in the pool and we can see it from the drawing.
If I lived in a warmer climate, I'd be doing the same thing.
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@martymankins, I'm wearing shorts! And you should at least come to Vegas in December to enjoy the warmth.
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Where are the moobs?
I found some for you: http://www.marvelousmanboobs.com/
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@Laurie, rettttchhh.
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The sun and beach? TOTALLY jealous. The chest hair? Um, not so much.
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@Ashlie- Mommycosm, you just want to run your fingers through it, it's ok.
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Ha, not jealous at all. Thanksgivings in Phoenix will do that
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@Kevin Spencer, yeah, but you don't have a beach!
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I think it says a lot about our relationship that my first thought was about your penis.
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@Tracy Lynn, and I appreciate the concern.
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Happy "Suck it" from cold, rainy northwest Indiana.
Forget that, draw me in, I'm comin' down.
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@Toni, c'mmmonn down!
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Up here in teh north we have words for people like you…
I believe it goes: donkey raping uncle fucker
That's canadian for – you SUCK you sun-hoarding bastard!!
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@pottymouthmommy, did my uncle tell you about that?
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Thanksgiving in Queens: My mom and stepdad are STAYING with Dawg's parents, and then for dinner his ex-wife, her current wife, and the wolves are all coming into town so we can all have dinner together. Also to be in attendance: Dawg's brother, parents' cats, and ex-wife's dog.
I apparently enjoy the crazy.
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@Poppy, wow. That will be an interesting experience!
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Where are your parents? Are you sitting on them in the picture? I really want to meet the people that are responsible for all this shit.
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@Faiqa, they'll be here for Christmas dinner if you want to join us.
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OMG! Your penis is missing!
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@always home and uncool, it's detachable.
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Not jealous because Thanksgiving in California is equally warm and toasty, except without the DEVIL HUMIDITY of poopy Florida.
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@The Bombshell, true. The humidity isn't bad in November, though.
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