Levi Johnston: Beefcake or fraud? You decide.
I was reading through my feedreader this weekend when I saw this post by my new favorite celebrity news blogger, entitled Levi Johnston's Playgirl Photos. Curious about all the hubbub, I clicked over to check out the scans from Playgirl.
I was shocked and disappointed to discover that rather than actually ask Levi Johnston to pose nude for their magazine, Playgirl took a photo shoot that I did for them many years ago and just Photoshopped his head onto my body and removed the tattoo I have on my right arm! It's an outrage, and I plan on writing a strongly worded letter demanding compensation.
Don't believe me? Here's the original:
Levi Johnston or Adam Avitable?
(Thanks to Lynda for the photo.)
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Hotter than Adam Lambert.
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it's those bedroom eyes.. that's the money.
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Adam Avitable NEVER covers his balls.
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@Dawn, I was gonna say the same thing!
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WOW, Adam, I had NO IDEA!! I am SOOOO looking forward to giving you that lapdance in Vegas, baby.
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*Snort….
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Tattoo?
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I agree with Dawn, there's no way you'd have your junk covered up. I smell fraud.
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I think many years ago you may have been a little more modest and covered your junk, so I call fraud.
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Fraud on PlayGirl's part, that is.
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I dunno…I can't even see your balls in that photo…OMGZ! Did they photoshop the towel too??
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can't be you. the penis is covered and the towel is obviously way too small for the goods. i call foul.
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Who is Levi Johnston suppose to be? Should I care?
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Tattoo? Avitable? Riiiiiiiiiighhht…
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Perfect pectorals, pretty picture, probably pretend.
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Levi just doesn't do it for me. Now I know why – he's not just an idiot but he's also a fraud. Damn him for stealing your glory.
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I'm with Dawn. Adam would NEVER pass on an opportunity to jiggle his junk for the camera.
SHOW US THE GOODS, GODDAMMIT
Shit. I'm totally going to get an email photo of your balls now, aren't I.
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Damn, you're hot.
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Those are my only options: Beefcake or fraud? Can I at least buy an adjective – annoying, irritating, nauseating…you get the idea.
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Still snorting, 12 hours later.
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I don't know why anyone would want to see Levi's johnson.
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That lapband stuff kicks ass. I didn't know it converted flab into muscle. It must be all that bazooka barfing you do.
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You have a big head!
;)
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Dooooood.
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I just came in my pants.
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dammit, if i have more dreams about you because of this post, you are so gonna have to pay for my therapy!
on a side note, apparently drunk becky gave amish henry an avitable condom (yes, he really is amish) and i also apparently thought it would be funny to shove a different avitable condom in the small cubby hole in my my friend's truck where his wife keeps her gum. lemme tell you, those condoms lead to some INTERESTING conversations…
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I came here to say what Sybil Law said.
Still, it's big enough that it needs to be repeated. BIG HEAD!
Also, there seems to be about 8 pounds of hair missing.
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Can I get a poster size of this?
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How can I be sure it's you without avitaballs?
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You really should shave your pits.
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Damn. Now you have to hire a lawyer and get all maveriky on Levi's ass.
Wait, that didn't come out right.
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The one nipple up, one nipple down thing is disturbing me.
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Wow, either way you're looking good.
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Damn. Lose the towel next time.
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pfffffffffffffffftttttttt
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Ha! I can't believe I missed this! This is why spending time with your family is always a stupid idea.
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Fake. Bad fake. Since when does the Avitable One cover anything, let alone his goodies?
I'm cancelling my Playgirl subscription right NOW!
Shitheads.
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