Happy Thanksgiving from Adam Avitable
My day yesterday
Merry Christmas!
The time that passes
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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omfg. I have a friend who’s 6 yo son decided to call his scrotum a waddle b/c it looked like a turkey waddle. Now I know it is true.
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Twitter: elizabethbarone
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I knew this was what I was in store for.
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Oh my – maybe I would have been better off w/o internet service where I am…LOL !!!
Happy Avitaballs Day Adam !
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Twitter: ArtistMother
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I knew this was going to be a touching post. Happy Thanksgiving.
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fuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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You, sir, are near to horrible sometimes.
It is going to take a lot more whiskey to get that one out of my head. Tomorrow, when my head pounds with every step, I will think of you.
Have a happy holiday, asshole!
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Twitter: SarcasticMomLC
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Hey, that’s way better than the one I edited to look like a witch.
I think I’ve spent more of my life looking at your ballsack than sleeping at this point.
And instead of being ashamed, I’m proud.
And maybe I should be ashamed of that. Or not.
I think I’ll just put it on my resume and call it a day.
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Twitter: leeleykeel
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omg. lol. im still newish around here and all i can say is wow. and am i excited for christmas.
happy turkey day!
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I will never be able to look at another turkey again without thinking of you…
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Twitter: WWScissors
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It’s like a trainwreck. I just CAN’T look away.
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Are you (or “whomever” it is) missing a testicle? Your “turkey” looks a bit, um… shall we say, “deflated.”
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Twitter: themuskrat
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Just printed this picture to use as tomorrow’s centerpiece during dinner.
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Twitter: SarcasticMomLC
, November 26th, 2009: 12:27 AM
@Muskrat,
BAHAHAHAHAH!
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okie dokie…newway to really share the Holiday
Happy Thanksgiving and you have really cute balls!!
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Oh Lord! I’m thankful that I don’t eat turkey!
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Twitter: stillcrafty
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Oh Adam …. only you.
Happy Thanksgiving! *chuckle*
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After reading some of the comments I had to take another look at the graphic. I’ve, apparently, got to get new glasses.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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Things a person would never be exposed to except through you. You are creative, but should try to focus your creative talents more productively and spare our poor eyes.
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Damn! I always fall for that!
Have a great Thanksgiving, Adam. May you and yours be blessed.
Now fuck off.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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So.
Incredibly.
Wrong.
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Omg my eyes!!!! I can feel my retinas melting!
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Oh, holy shit.
That is fucking awesome.
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I’ve already seen those this week, so I am feeling quite blaise about the whole thing. Also I haven’t fully got my sight back. The doctor google mentioned something about psychosomatic blindness. Meh.
This will put a whole new spin on the next visit to Godstone Farm with my girls. “Look children! Guess what the turkey reminds mummy of!”
but lol @ delmer!
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Twitter: ellemmes
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You’re such a nut(s).
Happy Thanksgiving!!
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Nice to see your turkey expertly plucked, and that’s ‘plucked’ not fu……..
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Hang on…. is that a lump I see?
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Tease.
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Blue-eyes burned by blessed balls. Brave? Boastful!!
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Gargle, gargle.
Err… I mean… Gobble, gobble.
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This? Is why I love you. You’re so giving of yourself.
Happy Thanksgiving, A
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Twitter: karensugarpants
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I am not thankful for that picture.
Also, I’m down a pound as of this morning. ENJOY YOUR THANKSGIVING, cuz you’re goin’ DOWN.
p.s. That nutsac is easily 36 lbs. Holy shit bro.
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Twitter: Whatsananna
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More vegans in the making right there, dude!
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Why thank you, sir, for giving me that image first thing in the morning.
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I think I’ll make this into a t-shirt.
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Hahahaha. Did you brine it?
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Hahahaha
You sick fucker.
Happy Thanksgiving!!!!
(I was careful not to let my kid see it, even though she already HAS.)
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Well, I have only myself to blame for clicking here. “Ooh, I wonder what’s on Avitable’s table,” I said innocently to myself.
Is this the craft project kids are presenting to their families these days? Well, obviously just the boys . . . unless . . . nope, it would just be the boys.
TIME FOR A SEDATIVE!
(Happy T-giving!)
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Twitter: blondefabulous
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Oooooooo…. looks like you changed your stance on Manscaping!!
Happy Thanksgiving!
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And just like that, I am not hungry. Guess I should have joined your diet thing, huh?
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Twitter: overflowinbrain
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Aaaaaand that’s the cover of the Thanksgiving card I’m taking to my in-laws today.
Done and Done.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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i’ll go for alliteration like avatgardener say, tasty turkey!
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Adam Avitable!!
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Twitter: Temptingsam
says:
Ohforfucksakes. Gahhhhh!
Unsee! Unsee!!
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Twitter: Zakary
says:
Awesome.
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Twitter: snerkology
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ZOMFG.
I’m going to go wake my husband up specifically so that this can be the first sight that greets his eyes.
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@Tiffany, HAHAHAH! I made my husband look at it too!
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@bluepaintred, haha so did I!
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@Breigh, i did it, too!
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Twitter: lceel
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*shudder* That took balls.
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haha omg…
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Twitter: Barking_Mad
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I’m going to have to leave carving the bird up to my hubby tonight because I’m going to have this mental image stuck in my head all damned day and will be laughing too hard. However, I won’t be showing this to the hubby BEFORE he carves the bird because let’s face it, after seeing this, it becomes personal! *LMAO*
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I kinda hate you right now.
*runs off to make Boo look*
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you motherfucker!
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Nicely done, Mr. Avitable.
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Twitter: LeSombre
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I just found my next Avitaween costume.
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Twitter: alotofnothing
, November 26th, 2009: 10:22 PM
@LeSombre, I might have to throw up. Then laugh. Then point and laugh.
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Twitter: LeSombre
, November 27th, 2009: 6:21 AM
@Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing], I already have half the costume done, really! LOL.
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Fucker.
I always did hate turkey.
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Twitter: alotofnothing
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Is this your way of waving “hello”?
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OMG that’s the most precious thing I’ve ever seen! Woulda been even cuter had you done the “hand-print” thingy preschoolers usually bring home to their parents. Mumma would have been so proud
LOL — thanks for making me cackle and nearly wet myself…you rock
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That is funny as fuck. I just showed my husband and he thought it was hilarious too, ya dirty auld fella!! Happy Thanksgiving.
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Get that thing off the table!
Hope the turkey you ate yesterday looked better than this one
Happy Black Friday!
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Oh no he di-int! You are insane!
: )
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I heard they’re making it into a giant balloon for next year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade.
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That turkeys feathers have either been shaved or plucked.
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Tea Bagger!
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Twitter: AmazingGreis
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Wow, just wow. LMAO!
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You know when you see something so terrible that your mind refuses to acknowledge what it just saw? That just happened. Then it registered, so thanks for that.
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I’m almost a week late on this one.
Let’s see… you had a ButterBALL turkey, you used a SACK of potatoes and served them up MASHED and you sent everyone home with a BAG of leftovers.
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@martymankins, BALLSACK MASHEDBAG? Sometimes folks just go to far.
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@Mars, Yes, this is true.
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And did you serve mountain oyster stuffing on the side?
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Is it possible that I just lurve you MOAR now? Lord jesus, that’s funny…
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