What better way to waste a Saturday after a holiday than to create my own survey, then fill out said survey, then encourage all of you to steal said survey and fill it out yourselves?
Just pick the first word that you think of when you associate yourself with that category. Don’t overthink it.
If I was a/an _____, I’d be ______
TV show: Scrubs
Song: True Colors, by Cyndi Lauper
Movie: Grosse Pointe Blank
Book: any Sherlock Holmes book
Fictional character: Ferris Bueller
City: Los Angeles
Verb: multitask
Color: red
Animal: monkey
Emotion: detachment
Article of clothing: belt
Flavor: sweet
Food: cheeseburger
Vice: gluttony
Plant: apple tree
Mythological animal: dragon
Letter: Z
Inanimate object: security camera
School Activity: yearbook
Positive attribute: strength
Negative attribute: needy
Now you go.
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Grosse Point Blank, Sherlock Holmes, Ferris Bueller AND Dragon… I may begin stalking you. Consider yourself warned.
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@Beth, I caved. Posted my own.
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I like these and agree…esp. True Colors and Ferris Bueller…
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Seinfeld, Total Eclipse of the heart, Princess Bride, I base my entire life on Ferris Bueller (90 days my junior year, 110 my senior. Parades, Ferraris, the whole nine yards.) Tampa, masturbate, blue, alligator, anxious, jeans, chocolate, chocolate, luck dragon, R, sense of humor, lazy.
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If I was a/an _____, I’d be ______
TV show: The West Wing
Song: Where is My Mind? by the Pixies
Movie: The Big Lebowski
Book: Blue Belle by Andrew Vachss
Fictional character: Roy Hobbs
City: Key West
Verb: dream
Color: green
Animal: shark
Emotion: horny…that’s an emotion, right?
Article of clothing: blue jeans
Flavor: salt and vinegar
Food: potato chips
Vice: booze
Plant: they ivy on the outfield walls of Wrigley
Mythological animal: a minotaur
Letter: K
Inanimate object: vibrator
School Activity: ditching class
Positive attribute: loyalty
Negative attribute: secrecy
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TV show: Cupid
Song: Mercy in You, by Depeche Mode
Movie: Cinema Paradiso
Book: Illusions, by Richard Bach
Fictional character: Batman
City: Edinburgh, Scotland
Verb: draw
Color: blue
Animal: monkey
Emotion: awe
Article of clothing: dress shirt
Flavor: sweet
Food: chocolate chip cookie
Vice: extravagance
Plant: bonsai tree
Mythological animal: griffin
Letter: X
Inanimate object: television remote
School Activity: art
Positive attribute: acceptance
Negative attribute: annoyance
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TV show: Dexter
Song: Antichrist in the name of god by Slayer
Movie: Grosse Pointe Blank
Book: Hearts in Atlantis
Fictional character: Beaker
City: Tokyo
Verb: shart
Color: green
Animal: rhino
Emotion: blase
Article of clothing: fedora
Flavor: bitter
Food: gyoza
Vice: anal sex
Plant: asparagus
Mythological animal: Eskimo
Letter: G
Inanimate object: brick
School Activity: playing hooky
Positive attribute: bunny appreciation
Negative attribute: sharting
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TV show: Pushing Daisies
Song: Pandora’s Aquarium by Tori Amos.
Movie: Dream for an Insomniac
Book: Emma by Jane Austen
Fictional character: Beatrice from Much Ado About Nothing
City: Carmel by the Sea, CA
Verb: plot
Color: red
Animal: cat
Emotion: strength
Article of clothing: bra
Flavor: sweet and sour
Food: a nice meal
Vice: overeating
Plant: aloe
Mythological animal: Moirae (The Fates)
Letter: S
Inanimate object: Tivo remote
School Activity: Glee Club
Positive attribute: compassion
Negative attribute: judgment
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Twitter: karensugarpants
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I loved your answers Adam – some of them were funny, some were kinda painful, but honest.
TV show: Desperate Housewives
Song: Just Lose It, Eminem
Movie: Divine Secrets of the Yaya Sisterhood
Book: it hasn’t been written yet
Fictional character: Squidward
City: Toronto
Verb: produce
Color: red
Animal: elephant
Emotion: love
Article of clothing: panties
Flavor: savoury
Food: pad thai
Vice: sex
Plant: magnolia tree
Mythological animal: unicorn
Letter: A
Inanimate object: car
School Activity: glee club
Positive attribute: optimistic
Negative attribute: naive
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Silly (sort of) Saturday survey suggests some should seek (p)sychological (a)ssistance.
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TV show: The Hour
Song: Cornflake Girl, Tori Amos
Movie: Chocolat
Book: Ummm… Garbo Laughs, Elizabeth Hay
Fictional character: Rizzo from Grease
City: Boston
Verb: Run
Color: orange
Animal: gorilla
Emotion:joy
Article of clothing: bathrobe
Flavor: sour
Food: cinnamon bun
Vice: lust
Plant: Marijuana
Mythological animal: phoenix
Letter: X
Inanimate object: iPod
School Activity: school newspaper
Positive attribute: intelligence
Negative attribute: impetuous
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@Nat, I seriously couldn’t choose between Cornflake Girl, iieee, Liquid Diamonds, Crucify and the one I chose. I am all of those songs, dammit!
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@Hilly, Cruxify … oh that would have been a good one too. I also considered The Spinster’s Almanac by Christine Fellows. http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858698187/
For the quarky side of me…
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Twitter: LeSombre
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I’m amazed you didn’t find a way to put a picture of your balls in there somewhere. I’m stealing thing for my tomorrow’s post. Also with no balls.
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Twitter: s_csr
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If I was a/an _____, I’d be ______
TV show: GLEE
Song: Basketcase by Green Day
Movie: My Cousin Vinny
Book: A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
Fictional character: Phoebe from Friends
City: Chicago
Verb: drained
Color: green
Animal: turtle
Emotion: detachment
Article of clothing: sweats
Flavor: salty
Food: steak
Vice: sloth
Plant: daisy
Mythological animal: Hobbit
Letter: Q
Inanimate object: vibrator
School Activity: choir
Positive attribute: crazy
Negative attribute: crazy
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Twitter: elizawhat
says:
Stealing this and posting it on my own blog, because I’m too lazy to write a real post this morning.
Z is an interesting letter choice.
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Twitter: Kapgar
says:
Dragons aren’t real? LIES! THIS BLOG IS FULL OF LIES!!! IT’S A RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY TO CONVINCE THE MASSES THAT DRAGONS DO NOT EXIST! DO NOT BUY INTO THIS MALARKEY, PEOPLE!! AVITABLE IS FULL OF SHIT!
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Totally doing this on my blog.
I like your answers!
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Twitter: themuskrat
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TV show: The Wonder Years
Song: “Talk Dirty to Me” by Poison
Movie: Rocky
Book: To Kill a Mockingbird
Fictional character: Todd Anderson (Ethan Hawke’s character in Dead Poets Society)
City: Nashville
Verb: fixate
Color: crimson
Animal: beaver
Emotion: overwhelmed
Article of clothing: loin cloth
Flavor: chocolate chip cookie dough
Food: chocolate chip cookies
Vice: quick to anger
Plant: four leaf clover
Mythological animal: Rudolph the reindeer
Letter: M
Inanimate object: running shoes
School Activity: wrestling
Positive attribute: dedicated
Negative attribute: judgmental
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Okay, I did it, I stole it, it’s on my blog.
Sneak peak: Rock Lobster, Dune, C, greed…
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i posted it on my blog, too. didn’t have time to photograph & list all of the things i needed for my original post today.
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Twitter: poppycede
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My answer to every single one: Green.
Green is such a versatile word…
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Done. Go to my blog to read it if you want to.
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