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Survey says . . .

What better way to waste a Saturday after a holiday than to create my own survey, then fill out said survey, then encourage all of you to steal said survey and fill it out yourselves?

Just pick the first word that you think of when you associate yourself with that category. Don’t overthink it.

If I was a/an _____, I’d be ______

TV show: Scrubs
Song: True Colors, by Cyndi Lauper
Movie: Grosse Pointe Blank
Book: any Sherlock Holmes book
Fictional character: Ferris Bueller
City: Los Angeles
Verb: multitask
Color: red
Animal: monkey
Emotion: detachment
Article of clothing: belt
Flavor: sweet
Food: cheeseburger
Vice: gluttony
Plant: apple tree
Mythological animal: dragon
Letter: Z
Inanimate object: security camera
School Activity: yearbook
Positive attribute: strength
Negative attribute: needy

Now you go.

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25 Replies to “Survey says . . .”

  1. MayoPie

    Seinfeld, Total Eclipse of the heart, Princess Bride, I base my entire life on Ferris Bueller (90 days my junior year, 110 my senior. Parades, Ferraris, the whole nine yards.) Tampa, masturbate, blue, alligator, anxious, jeans, chocolate, chocolate, luck dragon, R, sense of humor, lazy.

  2. B.E. Earl

    If I was a/an _____, I’d be ______

    TV show: The West Wing
    Song: Where is My Mind? by the Pixies
    Movie: The Big Lebowski
    Book: Blue Belle by Andrew Vachss
    Fictional character: Roy Hobbs
    City: Key West
    Verb: dream
    Color: green
    Animal: shark
    Emotion: horny…that’s an emotion, right?
    Article of clothing: blue jeans
    Flavor: salt and vinegar
    Food: potato chips
    Vice: booze
    Plant: they ivy on the outfield walls of Wrigley
    Mythological animal: a minotaur
    Letter: K
    Inanimate object: vibrator
    School Activity: ditching class
    Positive attribute: loyalty
    Negative attribute: secrecy

  3. Dave2

    TV show: Cupid
    Song: Mercy in You, by Depeche Mode
    Movie: Cinema Paradiso
    Book: Illusions, by Richard Bach
    Fictional character: Batman
    City: Edinburgh, Scotland
    Verb: draw
    Color: blue
    Animal: monkey
    Emotion: awe
    Article of clothing: dress shirt
    Flavor: sweet
    Food: chocolate chip cookie
    Vice: extravagance
    Plant: bonsai tree
    Mythological animal: griffin
    Letter: X
    Inanimate object: television remote
    School Activity: art
    Positive attribute: acceptance
    Negative attribute: annoyance

  4. Grant

    TV show: Dexter
    Song: Antichrist in the name of god by Slayer
    Movie: Grosse Pointe Blank
    Book: Hearts in Atlantis
    Fictional character: Beaker
    City: Tokyo
    Verb: shart
    Color: green
    Animal: rhino
    Emotion: blase
    Article of clothing: fedora
    Flavor: bitter
    Food: gyoza
    Vice: anal sex
    Plant: asparagus
    Mythological animal: Eskimo
    Letter: G
    Inanimate object: brick
    School Activity: playing hooky
    Positive attribute: bunny appreciation
    Negative attribute: sharting

  5. Hilly

    TV show: Pushing Daisies
    Song: Pandora’s Aquarium by Tori Amos.
    Movie: Dream for an Insomniac
    Book: Emma by Jane Austen
    Fictional character: Beatrice from Much Ado About Nothing
    City: Carmel by the Sea, CA
    Verb: plot
    Color: red
    Animal: cat
    Emotion: strength
    Article of clothing: bra
    Flavor: sweet and sour
    Food: a nice meal
    Vice: overeating
    Plant: aloe
    Mythological animal: Moirae (The Fates)
    Letter: S
    Inanimate object: Tivo remote
    School Activity: Glee Club
    Positive attribute: compassion
    Negative attribute: judgment

  6. Karen Sugarpants

    I loved your answers Adam – some of them were funny, some were kinda painful, but honest.

    TV show: Desperate Housewives
    Song: Just Lose It, Eminem
    Movie: Divine Secrets of the Yaya Sisterhood
    Book: it hasn’t been written yet
    Fictional character: Squidward
    City: Toronto
    Verb: produce
    Color: red
    Animal: elephant
    Emotion: love
    Article of clothing: panties
    Flavor: savoury
    Food: pad thai
    Vice: sex
    Plant: magnolia tree
    Mythological animal: unicorn
    Letter: A
    Inanimate object: car
    School Activity: glee club
    Positive attribute: optimistic
    Negative attribute: naive

  7. Nat

    TV show: The Hour
    Song: Cornflake Girl, Tori Amos
    Movie: Chocolat
    Book: Ummm… Garbo Laughs, Elizabeth Hay
    Fictional character: Rizzo from Grease
    City: Boston
    Verb: Run
    Color: orange
    Animal: gorilla
    Article of clothing: bathrobe
    Flavor: sour
    Food: cinnamon bun
    Vice: lust
    Plant: Marijuana
    Mythological animal: phoenix
    Letter: X
    Inanimate object: iPod
    School Activity: school newspaper
    Positive attribute: intelligence
    Negative attribute: impetuous

  8. Sheila (Charm School Reject)

    If I was a/an _____, I’d be ______

    TV show: GLEE
    Song: Basketcase by Green Day
    Movie: My Cousin Vinny
    Book: A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
    Fictional character: Phoebe from Friends
    City: Chicago
    Verb: drained
    Color: green
    Animal: turtle
    Emotion: detachment
    Article of clothing: sweats
    Flavor: salty
    Food: steak
    Vice: sloth
    Plant: daisy
    Mythological animal: Hobbit
    Letter: Q
    Inanimate object: vibrator
    School Activity: choir
    Positive attribute: crazy
    Negative attribute: crazy

  9. muskrat

    TV show: The Wonder Years
    Song: “Talk Dirty to Me” by Poison
    Movie: Rocky
    Book: To Kill a Mockingbird
    Fictional character: Todd Anderson (Ethan Hawke’s character in Dead Poets Society)
    City: Nashville
    Verb: fixate
    Color: crimson
    Animal: beaver
    Emotion: overwhelmed
    Article of clothing: loin cloth
    Flavor: chocolate chip cookie dough
    Food: chocolate chip cookies
    Vice: quick to anger
    Plant: four leaf clover
    Mythological animal: Rudolph the reindeer
    Letter: M
    Inanimate object: running shoes
    School Activity: wrestling
    Positive attribute: dedicated
    Negative attribute: judgmental

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