Fat naked guys are funny: A study

This part right here is the pitch. It’s where I would write some clever wording and explain some far-fetched scenario that explains the photo below. I would talk about the post last week where my head was Photoshopped on Levi Johnston’s Playgirl photo, and how I thought it would be funny to actually recreate that photo and put the original photo of Levi Johnston’s skinny fit self next to the new one of my hairy fat self, then write a post saying that Playgirl really did use my body and put Levi’s head on it. And then I would end the pitch that most of you wouldn’t even read with some witty bon mot and follow it up with the photo that was the whole point of the gag I was writing in the first place:

Adam Avitable doing a parody of Levi Johnston's Playgirl centerfold pose

(thanks to Mew for the photo shoot)

157 thoughts on “Fat naked guys are funny: A study”

  1. let me put it this way.. im not gay.. but if i had to have prison sex with adam or levi…i am definitely begging adam to do me cause he’s going to be clumsy and slower (no offense) and a whole lot more gentle than levi who would probably rip me a new one .. i mean look at him.. im just sayin.. so adam be my daddy


    Also, I’d say you looked great, but there’s some sort of animal obscuring my view of you body. But, seriously, I mean, come on, are you SURE you’re not Middle Eastern? πŸ™‚

  3. You forgot the baby oil! Every self-respecting beefcake model slathers on the baby oil before the shoot. You need a new manager to take care of these things for you. Yanno, since you’re now a famous almost (thank God) nude model.

  4. You have *way* nicer pecs than Scrawny Boy and, with a bit more body hair, you could totally body-double for my boyfriend…who is half Persian, so maybe there’s something to this Middle-eastern thing…

      1. @Avitable, Yes, you do both have pit hair. That’s true. I think if he’s going to wax the hair off the rest of his body and lather up in oil, well, don’t forget the pits. It’s out of place – and all clumpy. Makes me want to gag.

  5. Dude. I want to print this as a motivational tool, but I’m afraid people would get the wrong idea.

    Well done.

    (And see how people notice how great you look when they’re not distracted by your nutsack?)

  6. Levi has nothing on you papa! Hot damn, there are so many dirty, illegal things I want to do to you right now. What will it take to see the version with the towel removed? A picture of my boobs? Just say what you want

      1. @Avitable, I’m not sure if I get this reference as I didn’t say anything too different from most of the people… I’ll just pretend you’re wanting to stab me. With your penis.

  7. Adam, Holy FUCK! You look amazing! I can’t believe how much weight you have lost in such a short time!

    but… I would have to chose Levi, as ugly as his face is, just becuase I respect his stance on manscaping…chestscaping…uh. What’s the word I’m looking for here? THE LACK OF HAIR. I enjoy the lack of hair. Reduce that sentence into one word, and insert it in its proper place, please and thank you.

  8. You’re getting too thin. You’ve almost caught up to me. Of course, due to inactivity, I’m going in the other direction. I liked you better when I could honestly say that, although you are married and have more friends and commenters and money, at least I’m thinner. Is there a reverse lap-band procedure you can do to restore balance to the universe?

    I don’t know if you modified your template, but it’s now remembering my correct e-mail addy from home.

  9. Does anyone else think Adam looks a lot like Dave2 in this photo?? I mean his face of course, as far as I know Dave2 has not put up semi-naked pictures of himself on his blog!

  10. you have more symmetrical nipples… his left (right? whatever) nipple is all downturned and shit- and quite frankly it freaks me out… it’s like boy had a boob job that went horribly horribly wrong and now he has a warped nipple.

    So, um, congrats on having nicer nipples than a playgirl model!! πŸ˜›

  11. Coming out of lurkdom to say Wow! You are mighty tasty just as you are. Certainly wouldn’t kick you out of bed for eating crackers. Scrawny hairless guy doesn’t hold a candle to a real man with some meat on his bones.

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