Comments on: Ask Adam http://www.avitable.com/2009/12/03/ask-adam/ Where tact goes to die Fri, 10 Feb 2012 06:08:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: GrandeMocha http://www.avitable.com/2009/12/03/ask-adam/#comment-62589 GrandeMocha Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:28:50 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3803#comment-62589 Ron and Dennis were roomates in college. Ron had lots of women. Dennis had none. After college, Ron came out. Dennis still doesn't have a woman and hates Ron. Do you think Ron puts the moves on Dennis in college? Vice Versa? Ron and Dennis were roomates in college. Ron had lots of women. Dennis had none. After college, Ron came out. Dennis still doesn’t have a woman and hates Ron. Do you think Ron puts the moves on Dennis in college? Vice Versa?

]]> By: just me http://www.avitable.com/2009/12/03/ask-adam/#comment-62587 just me Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:46:01 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3803#comment-62587 Dear Adam, 2 years and a promotion later I still haven't gotten any raise or bonus. I work tons of hours, bill more than the other two billers bill put together, and wear two hats in the company. How do I approach this subject...for the third time? Poor Single Mom Dear Adam,

2 years and a promotion later I still haven’t gotten any raise or bonus. I work tons of hours, bill more than the other two billers bill put together, and wear two hats in the company. How do I approach this subject…for the third time?

Poor Single Mom

]]> By: Nenette http://www.avitable.com/2009/12/03/ask-adam/#comment-62581 Nenette Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:08:10 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3803#comment-62581 Dear Adam, My deadbeat, unemployed, alcoholic former-BIL (let's call him Gus) recently got himself a dog, because he's lonely, and naturally needs another life to destroy with his stupidity and neglect. Anyway, he named this cute-but-dumb dog in honour of his favourite movie "This is Spinal Tap". Last week, Gus landed himself in the slammer (again!), and we are taking care of this dog. Correction, we WERE taking care of the dog until it jumped the fence and ran away. Now, I find myself having to make "Have you seen this dog? Answers to the name 'Lick My Love Pump'" posters. And frankly I don't want to. Should I bother or should I let some kind soul turn him in to the Humane Society where he'll get adopted by someone who will give him a better life and a better name? Dear Adam,

My deadbeat, unemployed, alcoholic former-BIL (let’s call him Gus) recently got himself a dog, because he’s lonely, and naturally needs another life to destroy with his stupidity and neglect. Anyway, he named this cute-but-dumb dog in honour of his favourite movie “This is Spinal Tap”. Last week, Gus landed himself in the slammer (again!), and we are taking care of this dog. Correction, we WERE taking care of the dog until it jumped the fence and ran away.
Now, I find myself having to make “Have you seen this dog? Answers to the name ‘Lick My Love Pump’” posters. And frankly I don’t want to. Should I bother or should I let some kind soul turn him in to the Humane Society where he’ll get adopted by someone who will give him a better life and a better name?

]]> By: Bellawriter http://www.avitable.com/2009/12/03/ask-adam/#comment-62579 Bellawriter Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:21:48 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3803#comment-62579 @Becca, I had my hysterectomy at 28 and still have no chin hair. Bonus is, you can now have sex anytime you want, and no more periods. period. @Becca, I had my hysterectomy at 28 and still have no chin hair. Bonus is, you can now have sex anytime you want, and no more periods. period.

]]> By: Tracy Lynn http://www.avitable.com/2009/12/03/ask-adam/#comment-62558 Tracy Lynn Fri, 04 Dec 2009 01:42:40 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3803#comment-62558 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeeeaah, NO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeeeaah, NO.

]]> By: Elizabeth Kaylene http://www.avitable.com/2009/12/03/ask-adam/#comment-62557 Elizabeth Kaylene Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:44:57 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3803#comment-62557 I want props and 50% royalties when you get syndicated. Thanks! :D I want props and 50% royalties when you get syndicated. Thanks! :D

]]> By: Mari http://www.avitable.com/2009/12/03/ask-adam/#comment-62556 Mari Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:26:24 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3803#comment-62556 My mother recently dropped off the face of the planet. Which, really, wouldn't be such a *bad* thing except that now I get tons of spam crap from her. In one week I got three job postings (one for DH), an email with about 10 links to YouTube vids and half a dozen 'Crispy' emails. You know, the kind that tell the story about some dude with a bible & no fucking job. I told her to quit spamming me and she got PISSED. What gives? 1. Don't we all have the right to ask our friends/relatives to quit sending us shit? 2. Why the hell does my non-christian mom want to send me crispy mail? 3. Why the hell am I asking you? I await your wisdom.... My mother recently dropped off the face of the planet. Which, really, wouldn’t be such a *bad* thing except that now I get tons of spam crap from her. In one week I got three job postings (one for DH), an email with about 10 links to YouTube vids and half a dozen ‘Crispy’ emails. You know, the kind that tell the story about some dude with a bible & no fucking job.
I told her to quit spamming me and she got PISSED. What gives?
1. Don’t we all have the right to ask our friends/relatives to quit sending us shit?
2. Why the hell does my non-christian mom want to send me crispy mail?
3. Why the hell am I asking you?

I await your wisdom….

]]> By: Becky http://www.avitable.com/2009/12/03/ask-adam/#comment-62551 Becky Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:00:38 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3803#comment-62551 Just a couple really quick questions. 1) WTF? and 2) Why does Monday have such a bad rep? I will wait patiently for your reply Just a couple really quick questions.
1) WTF?

and
2) Why does Monday have such a bad rep?

I will wait patiently for your reply

]]> By: thepsychobabble http://www.avitable.com/2009/12/03/ask-adam/#comment-62550 thepsychobabble Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:26:25 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3803#comment-62550 Dear Adam, My cell phone provider does not support the IPhone. It's also the only semi-reliable provider in this particular part of the Boondocks. I'm seriously considering moving closer to civilization, so we can have reliable high speed internet and IPhones. Except. I hate people. Mostly. Thoughts? Dear Adam,
My cell phone provider does not support the IPhone. It’s also the only semi-reliable provider in this particular part of the Boondocks. I’m seriously considering moving closer to civilization, so we can have reliable high speed internet and IPhones.
Except. I hate people. Mostly.

Thoughts?

]]> By: Zach http://www.avitable.com/2009/12/03/ask-adam/#comment-62549 Zach Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:14:26 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=3803#comment-62549 ok, i'll ask it: how do i get the wife to let me in the back door? ok, i’ll ask it: how do i get the wife to let me in the back door?

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