RIPT Fusion – the Yummie Tummie for men

While I’m whoring it up in Vegas, here’s a video where I try on the RIPT Fusion, which is the men’s version of the Yummie Tummie.

I don’t have anything to report with my satisfaction or dissatisfaction of said product, as I have yet to wear it with clothes and see how it looks, so my opinion on whether it’s worth the price tag of $58.00 is still pending. Per the FTC, I should disclose that I did receive one (1) goat in return for receiving this product.

RIPT FUSION – can it hide the flab? from Adam Avitable on Vimeo.

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23 Responses to RIPT Fusion – the Yummie Tummie for men

  1. Hai Fucker!

    It looked like it did a pretty good job.

    However, I was pretty distracted because I could see your nipples through it really well and I wanted to tweak one.

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  2. corrin
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    Could you flex again for us? Cause that was hot.

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  3. Hockeyman says:

    I have under armour I wear playing in various sporting activities that looks as though it does the same thing. Only it’s cooler cause it’s under armour and it actually extracts the sweat away from your body. Might be cheaper….dunno…een a while since I bought a new shirt.

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  4. avatgardener says:

    Goat getting guy’s garment grabs great gobs of gut. Girdle?

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  5. Cheri says:

    I bet it makes your shirts look better- that’s what the yummie tummy does. Makes everything smooth. How comfortable it is though? Doesn’t look too comfortable.

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  6. Kellee says:

    I loved the flexing. I might have to go watch that bit again…

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  7. Lynda says:

    You are lookin’ good, Adam. Also, I thought Yummie Tummies was a cookie company. I obviously didn’t investigate.

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  8. pixielation says:

    Does it ride up and bunch around the top, or roll over the muffin top?

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  9. Miss Britt says:

    I like that it comes in a v-neck.

    That’s a totally serious comment, too.

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  10. Johnny says:

    Ript (ripped off?) may have been a poor choice for a product name. More functional compression athletic wear can be had for cheaper and wouldn’t have the see-through nipple distraction.

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  11. Jennifer says:

    You just wanted to flash us your magnificently hairy chest.

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  12. Grant says:

    It looks like an uncomfortably tight t-shirt. I already have those.

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  13. Mr Lady says:

    Next time, make sure to negotiate a sheep, instead. They have way more practical applications.

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  14. Sybil Law says:

    I like it! Doesn’t look comfortable at all, though. Is it comfortable?
    Nice nipples. :)

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  15. leel
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    says:

    omg. that might hurt after a while, no?
    thank you so much for sharing it with us. you are my hero!!!

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  16. “Hey fuckers” I love that. I usually say “Hey fuckheads” to MY loved ones!!
    Looks like it works but can you breathe?

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  17. Man girdle!!! Now I don’t feel so lonely in my spanx over here.

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  18. two things…i love that you would prefer to wear a yummie tummie and 1:57 + 1:58 were the greatest two seconds in vlogging history. (seriously. you have no idea how many times i watched those two seconds.)

    ok, three things…freud would be proud that i accidentally typed greatest two sexonds accidentally.

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  19. adorable you — you don’t need no steenking Ript!!! yummers
    you fucker you ;)

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  20. fuzzarelly says:

    I just think of R.I.P. tee. What I kept looking at? Your eyebrows. They look so not real.

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  21. It makes your breasticles look very perky so I’d say it’s a definite win.

    When you told me about this, all I could think of was you in a tank top.

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