Sarah Palin, the great white vaginal hope for many women who celebrate good looks and winking over intelligence and ability, was criticized yesterday for being spotted wearing a hat upon which the name of Senator John McCain had been blacked out. It was viewed by many as an attack on the ex-presidential candidate, even though Palin said that it was just her attempt to be incognito. (Because obviously, buying a different hat would have been very difficult.)
Critics, however, point to a few other actions she’s taken that appear to be an attack on the American political system, the Republican party, and more specifically, John McCain:
- The ownership of Twitter account @JohnMcCainSucks has been traced back to her IP address.
- Recently supported a ban on the existence of AARP magazines anywhere on federal government property.
- Started a movement to have the “donkey punch” renamed the “elephant punch”.
- Keeps mailing McCain tourist brochures from the real Hanoi Hilton.
- Asked Russia if they’d let her shoot wolves from a helicopter if she changed nationalities and took Alaska with her.
- Switched out McCain’s Metamucil with high intensity horse laxative.
- Ninjas.
- Switched out his Medic Alert bracelet with a DNR one.
- Her car’s bumper sticker says “I BRAKE FOR NADER”.
- Faces Mecca five times a day and prays.
- Said yes when McCain asked her to run for VP.
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The gentleman above has posted the most vulgar of polemics. I’ll not visit this site again.
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Twitter: 2tallforskool
on December 18th, 2009 at Friday, December 18, 2009 @ 4:05 am
@Chet Weld, you make me laugh
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@britni, good! Life is short!
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@Chet Weld, what’s this about vulgar Pollacks?
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@Avitable, Who knows?! I’m too lazy to read the above that I originally commented on. But somebody was laughing and I like laughter. So I figured I’d drop the whole thing at this point. Time to take a nap. Good night to all my Avitable friends!
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Twitter: Amanda234
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The last one was certainly true. I don’t want to wish death on anyone, but I wish she would disappear, whether it’s for good, or just from the public eye.
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@Amanda, she’s just such a laughingstock.
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And for a little universal balance:
I almost peed myself laughing. Keep up the good work.
(and in the spirit of balance, I’d have peed myself if you wrote about obama too. Humor’s humor, regardless of political party)
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@Trish, laugh peeing is always the biggest compliment.
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Twitter: docslacker
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a fair and balanced piece!
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@Slacker, I’m nothing if not objective. Clearly.
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She really has it in for that oven chip selling mogul.
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@SingleParentDad, I only understood the first half of your comment.
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@Avitable,
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She is to craving attention what porn is to masturbating.
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@Badass Geek, hm. I give you four points for using porn and masturbation in the same sentence as Sarah Palin but deduct six for a poor analogy.
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@Avitable, wow, I really DO need to get off this site! Where do people learn this kind of vulgarity and disrepect. Good by to all my wonderful Avitable friends. It was great for about two days till I read some of this stuff!
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@Chet Weld, if porn and masturbation offend you, boy are you on the wrong interwebz.
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Twitter: missbritt
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She’d make a good Russian.
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@Miss Britt, although, I think Russians believe in dinosaurs.
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I love that you use ninjas on every top list that you do. Every time I just laugh so much and I don’t think it could ever get old!
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@Marta, ninjas make everything funnier.
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I wasn’t aware that you could buy a cap that didn’t say McCain on it.
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@Grant, I think that’s the bigger issue here. The shortage of hats and head-related apparel not adorned with McCain’s name.
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Twitter: Faiqa
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So, facing Mecca five times a day and praying is an affront to our political system? Interesting. :-/
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Twitter: Whatsananna
on December 18th, 2009 at Friday, December 18, 2009 @ 10:55 am
@Faiqa, hahahahahahahahahaha I do so love it when you get him
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@Faiqa, fucker. And just in case anybody else reads this, I was obviously saying that this is how Republicans feel, not how I feel. Fucker.
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Twitter: lceel
says:
Sarah Palin? Isn’t she that Tina Fey lookalike?
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@lceel, yeah, that’s the one!
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Twitter: Whatsananna
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Always with the Ninjas, huh?
Ooooooh – now there’s a happy thought. Ninjas and Sarah Moron Palin
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@Nanna, Sarah’s a Moron? I always thought she was a little more off.
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Twitter: ellemmes
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Heh he! Ninjas
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@Lisa, so easily amused! I love it.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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people really don’t know what a donkey punch is so you had to link to it? sheesh.
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@hello haha narf, just in case – a lot of people aren’t as worldly as you, Beckles.
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@schmutzie, awesome – thank you!
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Sarah freaking Palin…
Excellent post.
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@Sybil Law,
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Is respectful the same as going rogue?
Very funny post, dude.
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@martymankins, they’re close. She’s a maverick rogue respectable loyal follower who toes the line.
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I met the woman. Fine gal and great American. Bought her book “Going Rogue.” I want to shoot some liberal progressive moose now!
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@David, moose are highly conservative.
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Twitter: poppycede
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All I see from Sarah Palin is her trying to get away with insulting everyone and then lying when her obviousness is called out.
She needs a better lying coach.
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@Poppy, Best, most concise summation of her character ever!
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@Poppy, she’s just kind of a petulant child, it seems.
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That was awesome.
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