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- I have posted: The New Dork http://bit.ly/9Mc0CS
- Is putting Hershey's syrup in premade chocolate milk overkill? Survey says no.
- I have posted: This is one Mr. for whom I'd drop my panties. http://bit.ly/aZgqWM
- When figuring out a course of action, I ask "WWIDIIWFTFAKWWH?" or "What would I do if I was from the future and knew what would happen?"
- Ever see someone out in public and just think, "Somebody should tell her she has a moustache"?
uhhhhhh…
weido, much?
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@Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing], don't you know that by now?
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I'll never sleep again. Thanks.
And I don't know. I was hyp-mo-tized.
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@Kim, hyp-mo-tized – old David Letterman thing. Love it.
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Damn you. I made a video JUST LIKE THIS tonight and I was going to post it tomorrow.
Now I'll just look like a copy cat.
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@Sarcastic Mom, yeah, but your boobs are better, so I say go for it.
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I kept waiting for the monster to jump out screaming, making me lose my shit. But, in the end, I was left assuming you just huffed from that spray paint can behind you.
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@Andria, I'm not sure what my inspiration was, but that might have been it.
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It's like watching paint dry… but with a surprise in the middle!
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@Dave2, exactly. But with better music.
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You're a hottie. Also, this kinda freaked me out.
PS. I kept trying to make you blink your eyes with my mind.
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@Shauna, I totally felt that.
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mesmerizing mysterious music makes myopic (?) man muse. Maybe mom made macaroons!!
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@avatgardener, mmmm, macaroons.
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Why do you put some videos on Vimeo and others on YouTube? I can't see the vimeo ones on my phone.
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@Valerie, Youtube started randomly stripping songs from my videos sometimes, so I have started going with Vimeo instead. This one's not worth watching, though.
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Yes, why did I watch that? You owe me a minute and 48 seconds.
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Uh… If I start clucking like a chicken when someone says assface, I'm gonna kill you.
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Performance art scares me.
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i was really superbusy and distracted rolling a joint and looked up and you were talking. weird. stoners love that shit.
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That wasn't a video. You made it sound like you stared at the camera, like, actually recorded you staring. But you didn't. That was a picture you played the still shot of for a long time, not you actually staring.
I feel so betrayed.
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I can't quit you.
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hahahahaahaha- I skipped to the middle first…to see if you actually DID do anything… roflmao… so I know it's not a still image- and I got the secret message… and yeah, I'm an asshole… but I'm a smart asshole… so it's ok!!!
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That was cool. At first I thought my player wasn't playing because you were SOOOOO still!
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I really enjoyed that. Not sure why. Maybe it was that the music sounded like it was chanting my name….
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if there was ever a doubt of my love for you, the fact that i watched the entire thing should remove the doubt. go me.
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That was totally a recording of you watching NASCAR, wasn't it? I knew it. Transfixed.
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