Comments on: Have you been naughty or nice?

By: Randa

Randa — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 05:13:46 +0000

Might be a little late, but when I was in college I stole a baby Jesus from a manger scene that was set up in the student center. And then we sent ransom notes to the student center with pictures of the baby Jesus around the town. Then I put him on the dashboard of my car and he sat there for a while. Jesus also made a trip to San Diego. And every time I see a manger scene now I get a little itch and want to get a Jesus. Oh and I told my mother that I was Jesus’ savior. But sadly after multiple moves I have no idea where Baby J is now. It’s sad. I’ve failed him as his savior.

By: Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy

Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 15:05:52 +0000

Christmas Confessin: My husband is the shittiest gift buyer ever because he puts absolutely NO thought into it. SO–I wrap up really nice things for myself every year and claim they are from Santa. My 4 year old obviously buys it.

By: Momo Fali

Momo Fali — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:10:54 +0000

When I was 17, my cousin and I got drunk on rum and egg nog then went for a drive (I know, we were brilliant). For Christmas fun we threw Whipper-Snappers at prostitutes. Really.

By: MB

MB — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:09:41 +0000

It’s so much more fun to be naughty.

MMmm…. potato latkes….

MERRY MERRY!!!

By: dawn

dawn — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:25:56 +0000

I regift my kid’s birthday presents all the time. Like I need all that junk in my house.
Also, both of my children know that there is no santa but they are sworn to secrecy.

By: Corey

Corey — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:48:33 +0000

@Sybil Law, I agree on the mom gift. I can never gift worthy of my Mom.

By: Badass Geek

Badass Geek — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:52:15 +0000

This isn’t much of a confession, but I always save gifts that I get that I don’t care for to give as gifts for other occasions later.

By: bo

bo — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:49:16 +0000

Three years ago I nearly killed myself on Christmas day. Last year I cheated on my girlfriend, also on Christmas day.

I would say I’ve been naughty. And not in a nice way.

By: Miss Britt

Miss Britt — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:26:43 +0000

Every year I go out of my way to find out what my presents are. I usually figure it out.

Then I’m instantly disappointed because I’ve ruined the surprise for myself.

By: Deb on the Rocks

Deb on the Rocks — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:21:25 +0000

1. I have taken ugly gifts to Goodwill still half-way wrapped.
2. I go to a Christmas party every year hosted by people I really don’t like but the food and drinks are always amazing. We leave as soon as we’re tanked.
3. I have returned worn accessories and old items on the day after Christmas when stores take back everything to cut down on lines.
4. As a new employee I very competively ruined an long-running relaxed office Secret Santa game by making everyone uptight with the barrage of questions I issued until I figured out everyone’s Santa. They called the whole thing off the following year. Then I quit.