Will you ever eat pork again?

Done watching it? Have you sworn off pork forever?

Now read this.

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48 Responses to Will you ever eat pork again?

  1. Kim
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    Wow. Good to see the folks behind “Paranormal Activity” continue to get work….. ; )

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  2. I’d have to try this for myself before I decide. But I’m already skeptical about pork. Pigs are gross except for the bacon part of pigs which yes I know is pork too but it’s so fucking good and I can be blind to Coke worms.

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    @Karen Sugarpants, I want a do-over on my answer. This video was way more convincing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbyBXRLTTcc

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    @Karen Sugarpants, That video is way more convincing.

    Luckily it appears that bacon is not included in this phenomenon.

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  3. Trish says:

    Poor, poor little piggies, being maligned this way. Check out http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/porkworm.asp if you want to be able to enjoy your pork chop again :)

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  4. Sybil Law says:

    Gimme some bacon.
    Seriously. Chickens eat their own shit, people’s dogs lick their dog asses and then they let their dogs lick their face, the cute cat is tracking litterbox remnants all over the house, etc, etc.
    It’s a dirty, dirty world.
    Bring on the bacon.

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  5. CP
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    I’m a bad jew anyway. Bring on the pork.

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  6. Kim
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    Oh BACON could rule the world in an instant.

    If only there were a Bacon Party.

    Not like the Lemon Party or anything. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    : )

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  7. Dave2
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    Oog. No more pork for me!

    Of course… I haven’t eaten pork in 24 years, so it probably won’t be much of a challenge.

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    @Dave2, LOL

    I need to ask you, for my husband : Do you eat Jello. Not jello pudding, but jiggly wiggly Jello?

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    Uhhhh… no. Do you know what gelatin is made from?

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    @Dave2, I KNOWWWWW

    Micah read me this thing about lye and bones and eww and ick and I will NEVER be able to eat jello again! Also. it is Micahs life dream, I think, to find a vegetarian who eats jello cus they don’t know. (He’s awful weird, but useful around the house, so I keep him)

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    It doesn’t necessarily mean anything… there are vegetarian JELL-O imitations that are gelatin-free, so vegetarians can eat “jello.” Just as there are vegetarian alternatives for most foods… like Worcestershire sauce that’s filled with anchovies.

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    @Dave2, anchovies. I’d rather eat Adams Pork Worms than anything from the sea/pond/river/puddle/large raindrop/and so on and so forth

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  8. Amanda
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    I’m not watching this video. I don’t know what it contains, but I love pork.

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  9. bluepaintred says:

    Dude. that video is so old that my five year old knows its fake. step up your game LOL

    What are you doing that is so involving that you cant take time for me and post a real post. AND YES ITS ALL ABOUT ME, EVEN ON *YOUR* BLOG.

    Muah!

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  10. harmzie says:

    I’m good with pork, but I’m *definitely* not drinking Coke again. Unless the poisons are sufficiently negated with rye.

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  11. B.E. Earl
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    Vincent: Want some bacon?
    Jules: No man, I don’t eat pork.
    Vincent: Are you Jewish?
    Jules: Nah, I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.
    Vincent: Why not?
    Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals.
    Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
    Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eat nothin’ that ain’t got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
    Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
    Jules: I don’t eat dog either.
    Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
    Jules: I wouldn’t go so far as to call a dog filthy but they’re definitely dirty. But, a dog’s got personality. Personality goes a long way.
    Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
    Jules: Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charming motherfuckin’ pig. I mean he’d have to be ten times more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I’m sayin’?

    PS – Snopes says false, by the way.

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    @B.E. Earl, Nothing like Vincent and Jules dialogue to tell us about the filthy state of pigs.

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    @B.E. Earl, Dude. I left this same comment on Adam’s blog like fifty years ago. It’s OK. Imitation is the highest form of ripping someone off. Wait… what?

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  12. Jennifer says:

    As someone who has spent a great deal of time living in cattle country, I can tell all of you that pigs are some of the cleanest animals that we eat.

    That steak that you love so much? Happily pisses and shits all over its food before it eats it.

    And I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been driving by a herd of cattle and watched one cow drinking the urine of another cow as it gushes out of them.

    Seriously.

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    @Jennifer, I think I maybe baby barfed in my mouth after ready that. Though to be fair, I don’t eat a whole lot of meat.

    But I LOOOOOVE bacon!

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  13. SwanShadow
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    Not only will I still eat pork, from now on I will pour Coke on my pork before I bury my face in it.

    (And as others have said, you know better than to try and perpetrate this fraud on your genius readership.)

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  14. Rachael
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    The best part about this is people giving the Snopes link and saying it’s fake when that’s right in the original post. Also, the best part about the Snopes page on it? Gummy worms.

    Also, even if it was true, I would never stop eating bacon. I like to fry the shit out of it anyhow, so that would kill whatever.

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  15. Andria says:

    No one send this to the dried up socialites in NY. Remember when they were purposely swallowing worms, so that the worms would eat their stomach contents? Geez. Watch, they’ll start eat rawing pork, and chugging coke next. (As opposed to snorting coke for weight loss).

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  16. Kellee says:

    First of all, I was actually eating pork while I watched it, and I’m still not turned off of pork. I’m also a bit skeptical. Worms and other parasites are a reality in meats, though. Cook your shit properly. :) *shrug*

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  17. Breigh says:

    Nope, not given up pork. Still love it :)

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  18. I’ve heard if you rub a pork sword vigorously then sea men jump out of it.

    Might try it out.

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  19. avatgardener says:

    perhaps, pouring pop on pork produces pig pestilence. puleeze.

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  20. Grant says:

    I like how the video ads tried to sell me pork and tickets to World of Coke. Because that video was designed to make both seem so appealing. Besides, it clearly shows that Coca Cola has worms in it which can be drawn out by the purity of pig meat.

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  21. Hilly says:

    Did you know that the average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it? True story. I think everything we eat is tainted in some way. However, I’m not quite sure I believe this pork schmeggeggie thing anyway.

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  22. SciFi Dad
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    OK that was sick and fake… If I wasn’t watching it on the iPhone YouTube app I would not have seen the description from the poster that said it was fake.

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  23. Obviously, very few folks followed your directions. :-P

    Even if there really WERE worms that came out of pork, I’d just fry the suckers and call it extra protein. NOM NOM PORK STEAKS NOM.

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  24. Maria
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    lol, I already don’t eat pork so I guess I’m good! Beef bacon is DELICIOUS.

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  25. You kidding? I’m gonna eat even more! The Slaughter Bill will finally keep us all safe from these ills.

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  26. martymankins says:

    Whatever bacon, ham and pork chops that people are not eating now after seeing this video, please send over to me. Thank you.

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  27. NYCWD
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    Sorry, but those don’t look like worms.

    More importantly, it wasn’t tested on bacon so I’m all good.

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  28. Just a myth. What happens is that the fats rise to the surface of the pork, which is caused by the bubbles in the coke. It’s just fat. It’s not alive nor is it any kind of parasite. It’s just another part of the pork, hidden beneath the meat.

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  29. Stone Fox says:

    ugh. people who send out this fake shit really annoy me. honestly, do you *really* think Little Timmy in Ohio needs your prayers because he was born without any internal organs and right now his shirt is stuffed with hay to keep his bones aligned?

    people need to use their brains. who would seriously think that meat would be graded as human consumable if there were fucking WORMS living in it?

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  30. bo
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    Holy fucking hell. I’m SO glad I’m a vegetarian.

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  31. Grumble Girl says:

    Bacon. I’m all about the bacon. Real or imaginary, nothing can sway me – I’m all hardcore like that. Ribs… chops… bring ‘em.

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  32. Marta says:

    This is not real, go here to a site called snopes that will answer you
    http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/porkworm.asp

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  33. Janelle says:

    Funny thing, I was watching House today and it had this one case where this lady ate some sort of pork (or meat of some kind) and had worms growing in her for years from having ate the meat under cooked, something like it anyway… I was watching while falling asleep for my afternoon nap.

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  34. cajunvegan says:

    Pork is love. That is all.

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  35. Tracey says:

    So it’s fake. So what? Real worms have been in human beings’ bodies since we started walking upright. People are too germaphobic nowadays. We should all lick at least 1 doorknob a day, just to keep our bodies strong.

    What really makes me chuckle are the ads that show the microscopic bacteria and dust mites and make them out to be bad things. Um, hello? Dust mites eat dust! And skin cells! ROCK ON little mites. They make my life a little easier.

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  36. christie says:

    again- why do you make e cry?

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  37. Faiqa
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    I didn’t even watch that. I’m sure I’d have to do some time in hell for seeing whatever it was.

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