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Will you ever eat pork again?

Done watching it? Have you sworn off pork forever?

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48 Replies to “Will you ever eat pork again?”

  1. Karen Sugarpants

    I’d have to try this for myself before I decide. But I’m already skeptical about pork. Pigs are gross except for the bacon part of pigs which yes I know is pork too but it’s so fucking good and I can be blind to Coke worms.

  2. Sybil Law

    Gimme some bacon.
    Seriously. Chickens eat their own shit, people’s dogs lick their dog asses and then they let their dogs lick their face, the cute cat is tracking litterbox remnants all over the house, etc, etc.
    It’s a dirty, dirty world.
    Bring on the bacon.

  3. bluepaintred

    Dude. that video is so old that my five year old knows its fake. step up your game LOL

    What are you doing that is so involving that you cant take time for me and post a real post. AND YES ITS ALL ABOUT ME, EVEN ON *YOUR* BLOG.


  4. B.E. Earl

    Vincent: Want some bacon?
    Jules: No man, I don’t eat pork.
    Vincent: Are you Jewish?
    Jules: Nah, I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.
    Vincent: Why not?
    Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals.
    Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
    Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eat nothin’ that ain’t got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
    Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
    Jules: I don’t eat dog either.
    Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
    Jules: I wouldn’t go so far as to call a dog filthy but they’re definitely dirty. But, a dog’s got personality. Personality goes a long way.
    Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
    Jules: Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charming motherfuckin’ pig. I mean he’d have to be ten times more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I’m sayin’?

    PS – Snopes says false, by the way.

  5. Jennifer

    As someone who has spent a great deal of time living in cattle country, I can tell all of you that pigs are some of the cleanest animals that we eat.

    That steak that you love so much? Happily pisses and shits all over its food before it eats it.

    And I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been driving by a herd of cattle and watched one cow drinking the urine of another cow as it gushes out of them.


  6. SwanShadow

    Not only will I still eat pork, from now on I will pour Coke on my pork before I bury my face in it.

    (And as others have said, you know better than to try and perpetrate this fraud on your genius readership.)

  7. Rachael

    The best part about this is people giving the Snopes link and saying it’s fake when that’s right in the original post. Also, the best part about the Snopes page on it? Gummy worms.

    Also, even if it was true, I would never stop eating bacon. I like to fry the shit out of it anyhow, so that would kill whatever.

  8. Andria

    No one send this to the dried up socialites in NY. Remember when they were purposely swallowing worms, so that the worms would eat their stomach contents? Geez. Watch, they’ll start eat rawing pork, and chugging coke next. (As opposed to snorting coke for weight loss).

  9. Kellee

    First of all, I was actually eating pork while I watched it, and I’m still not turned off of pork. I’m also a bit skeptical. Worms and other parasites are a reality in meats, though. Cook your shit properly. πŸ™‚ *shrug*

  10. Grant

    I like how the video ads tried to sell me pork and tickets to World of Coke. Because that video was designed to make both seem so appealing. Besides, it clearly shows that Coca Cola has worms in it which can be drawn out by the purity of pig meat.

  11. Hilly

    Did you know that the average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it? True story. I think everything we eat is tainted in some way. However, I’m not quite sure I believe this pork schmeggeggie thing anyway.

  12. Stone Fox

    ugh. people who send out this fake shit really annoy me. honestly, do you *really* think Little Timmy in Ohio needs your prayers because he was born without any internal organs and right now his shirt is stuffed with hay to keep his bones aligned?

    people need to use their brains. who would seriously think that meat would be graded as human consumable if there were fucking WORMS living in it?

  13. Janelle

    Funny thing, I was watching House today and it had this one case where this lady ate some sort of pork (or meat of some kind) and had worms growing in her for years from having ate the meat under cooked, something like it anyway… I was watching while falling asleep for my afternoon nap.

  14. Tracey

    So it’s fake. So what? Real worms have been in human beings’ bodies since we started walking upright. People are too germaphobic nowadays. We should all lick at least 1 doorknob a day, just to keep our bodies strong.

    What really makes me chuckle are the ads that show the microscopic bacteria and dust mites and make them out to be bad things. Um, hello? Dust mites eat dust! And skin cells! ROCK ON little mites. They make my life a little easier.

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