
The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Twitter: Bellaventa
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You nut.
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@Robin, what about my nuts?
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Twitter: redlotusmama
says:
So happy to see “you” smiling!
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@Red Lotus Mama, well, that’s why the mask is there.
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Twitter: Blogography
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Sometimes we think so alike it’s scary.
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@Dave2, I don’t remember that post! It’s uncanny.
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A cross between Homer and a monkey?
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@Piper of Love, that’s me. Sigh. You obviously don’t know me at all.
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Twitter: 5and1
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I actually found myself cringing as I clicked, fully expecting to be avitaballed. Are you really smiling behind that or is this just your happy face?
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@Sandi, I was putting on a happy face.
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Look at you, all fancy and shit!
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@Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy, that’s right.
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For some reason, when I see this photo, I instantly think of Terrance and Phillip from South Park.
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@martymankins, except I don’t fart.
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messy man mocks many with mask.
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@avatgardener, I’m very meticulous, thank you very much.
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This is strange…I had a dream last night that I had called you “sad clown” over and over again. Then? You punched me in my lady junk.
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@Hilly, hopefully it wasn’t a psychic flash.
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Twitter: hismuse
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I think I need one of those.
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@Robin, we all do.
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Twitter: missbritt
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I don’t know what to say, other than “Hey! I get the subtext!”
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@Miss Britt, you so smaht!
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could you be any more adorable?
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@Nenette, if I was a baby, yes.
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@Sybil Law,
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Twitter: themuskrat
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Why are your blinds closed? Are you ashamed of what you do in there in front of your computer? Is the outside world really that judgmental?
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@muskrat, Thai ladyboy porn is something to be ashamed of.
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holy shit, how did you get a picture of that guy
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@furiousball, I’m very sneaky.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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hi
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@hello haha narf, hi.
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Twitter: coalminersgd
says:
Um, is the title of this post an allusion to pi?
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@Coal Miner’s Granddaughter, that was a complete coincidence, actually.
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Twitter: msmegan
says:
You can’t see me showing you my tits behind that mask. Too bad, because I’m having a really good boob day.
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@Finn, well, now the face behind the mask is even sadder!
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Twitter: Faiqa
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“Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend.”
I see you. And what I see is beautiful.
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@Faiqa, this? Is why you are an amazing person.
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My but you’re stunning.
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@Miss Grace, oh you know it, baby.
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Twitter: lceel
says:
Look!! An escapee from South Park!!
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@lceel, a somehow more amateurishly drawn South Park, if that was possible.
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Twitter: ellemmes
says:
Awww I feel like you need a hug. I have some, yanno, in case you need one.
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@Lisa, thanks. :/
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Twitter: leeleykeel
says:
merciful moses! that just made me think i might love you.
you arent smiling behind that mask, are you…
if not => hugs
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@leel, aww, thanks.
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Hope everything is okay behind the mask. *hugs*
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@Laurie, it’s getting better.
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Twitter: s_csr
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Whatever – you don’t even have a beard.
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@Sheila (Charm School Reject), uh huh! Do too!
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hey do you have a email?
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@Marta, your mom.
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Twitter: poppycede
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I love that song.
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@Poppy, which song? Is there a song about putting on a happy face?
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Twitter: poppycede
, January 8th, 2010: 10:55 AM
@Avitable, Bye Bye Birdie!
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/byebyebirdie/putonahappyface.htm
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