Okay, so I need as many of you as possible to volunteer for a super secret project. No nudity will be required, although it is acceptable, and it will take less than 5 minutes of your time.
If you’re interested and willing to do this project within the next two days, leave a comment and I’ll email you with the details!
Thanks.
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Twitter: karensugarpants
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what? i thought you said nudity was required. foiled again!
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Ok. Am game.
Curiosity killed the cat.
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I’m ready and willing captain. will it involve donkeys?
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I would love to volunteer. Maybe. LOL
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Twitter: Amanda234
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I’ll do it! But nothing with animals. And no more nude pictures
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Twitter: LastGrlStanding
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Sure! (she says with hesitation… wondering if she’ll need to shave)
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Since it doesn’t require nudity, count me in. Call it morbid curiousity.
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I’m in!
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The last time I was involved in one of your schemes, dozens of women walked around squeezing balls with my name on them. So yeah, I’m in.
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Twitter: undercovermama
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as long as I don’t have to tell you how much I weigh, I’m in. LOL.
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okay, chief, I’ll do (probably) do it.
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Hmmmm. I’m in.
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Do I get a trench coat and sunglasses?
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Twitter: s_csr
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If it involves technology of any sort, please accept my excuses.
Otherwise, count me in.
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You know you’re lucky, right?
I think I can find five minutes amid the ball squeezing and pastie spinning.
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I may regret this. What do you want us to do?
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Ask away.
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I can’t resist!!!
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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Well, I can give you a definite “yes” without knowing the details, but sure…I may be game.
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I’ll volunteer if I don’t have to do anything more stressful than sitting in front of a computer.
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I’ll volunteer but just for future reference I really prefer projects where nudity IS required.
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Twitter: ashleighlynne
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Count me in!
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Twitter: Becca_Masters
says:
Ok, I’ll give it a go!
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I’m game. What’s the deal?
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Twitter: stillcrafty
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I’m in!
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Twitter: thegoddesscher
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I’m in.
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i can’t commit. i have committment issues.
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Yeah, I can do it… ESPECIALLY if it involves donkeys!!!
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Ok i’m in. I have a feeling i’ll regret it though.
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i’ll throw my hat into the ring! whats up? what do ya need?
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Twitter: blondefabulous
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OK…. I’ll bite!
Oh, and I volunteer too!
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Sign me up. I could use something to distract me for 5 minutes from school work!
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I’ll volunteer
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Me, me, me, me, meeee!
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Twitter: bobutler
says:
I’m up.
And I’ll do the project.
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As long as nudity is acceptable, i’m in.
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I’m in.
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Twitter: paintingchef
says:
Count me in!
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I’ll bite.
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Sure, I’m game….
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Twitter: CorrinRenee
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I’m totally willing to do whatever ridiculous thing you ask of me.
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nudity is not required but is it encouraged?
im game
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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You know I’m in, bitch!
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I’m in…..
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I always wondered which post would get me to delurk. This is it! I hope it’s good.
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I’m in, as long as it doesn’t require me to go outside in the morning when it’s fucking freezing.
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Count me in!
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I’m absolutely willing to help with a fun project– count me in! I’ll even wear my super-special “Give-Yourself-A-Huge-Rack-Even-Even-Though-We-Can’t-Call-It-This” Bra!
~The Minx~
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i’ll volunteer, but only if full frontal is required
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Twitter: msmegan
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I’m in if it’s really five minutes. I don’t have much free time in the next couple of days.
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Although my prudent mind is advising me otherwise, I’ll throw caution to the wind… I’m in.
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“Project” sounds huge, but “5 minutes” sounds just fine. I’m too curious to not do this. (Even without the nudity, which is normally my field of expertise…)
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i’ve got 5 minutes. let me know what you need.
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Oh, why not? Okay. I’m in…
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Twitter: LeSombre
says:
How can I say no to this? Hook me up!
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Twitter: alotofnothing
says:
ME!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
says:
for you? anything.
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Twitter: amybhole
says:
Do I get to stick straight pins in the eyeballs of my enemies? Count me in!
No, you say? That’s illegal?
Count me in anyway, I guess.
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Oh, how can I resist? Of course, I’m in!
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I think I would love to, but how do I know for sure if you WON’T TELL ME WHAT IT IS???
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Twitter: AmazingGreis
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I might be a little scared about an Avitable project, but if you swear it’ll only last 2 minutes, and no ONE needs to see me naked, then I’m in!
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I’m game. I get the feeling this is going to be fun!
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i’m in!
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Twitter: maria0305
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Anything for you.
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Twitter: GrandeMocha
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I’m suspicious because Britt and Faiqa have not agreed.
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Good Lord – do you need any more volunteers?
If you do, I’m game.
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Adam…love the blog. First time commenter.
I’m game if you still need volunteers.
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didn’t realize I replied to Stephanie. FAIL.
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Twitter: tlkaply
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Ok. As long as I don’t have to get naked or see you naked. Again.
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Twitter: Zakary
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I’m in as long as I get to see you naked. Or anybody else naked for that matter.
Seriously, I’m in.
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Perhaps.
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Count me in.
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I’m too curious not too volunteer. So I’m down..I think?
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@Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy,
damn the typo in my comment! damn it to hell!
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I am selling my house, moving into a rental, packing my husband off to another country, juggling three jobs in two countries.
Count me in!!!!!
Shannon
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Twitter: themuskrat
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if i can do it from another country, i’d be glad to help. flying out tomorrow.
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I am going to be nude anyway so I might as well do it with ya…
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Twitter: perpstu
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Already done! Woot! I can’t wait to see the end result…
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(deep breath) This sounds….interesting. Count me in!
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I can do it (if its not already to late)
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I’d love to help out and volunteer but I’m scared. All I know is that I won’t have to get naked but will I get arrested? bound and gagged? spanked? or ??? Curious minds want to know.
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Im down.
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Me too, I’m ready!
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I admit, I’m curious too. And I’ll volunteer – UNLESS you want me to watch more horribly, terribly disgusting videos. There is NO WAY that I’ll watch those two damn women eating…. (ahem, ne’mind).
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Coming out of lurkdom for this…. better be good.
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Twitter: missbritt
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I am amazed that all of these people trust you enough to volunteer for anything vague.
Me? I know better.
In fact, the next time you ask me for help on ANYthing, I’m going to be all “dude, go ask those suckers on your blog!”
How do you think they’d do at answering the phones and deciphering accents?
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Totally up for a super-secret project. does it involve singing or dancing? I do neither well.
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Twitter: stillcrafty
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Complete aside: I had the email subscribe box checked (mistake on a question like this!) and when the email comes to my iPhone it looks like this
From
Avitable: for Pussies
*snerk*
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i’ll do it. i’m like a steel trap. i don’t care if we kill someone.
(uh, that’s from that movie, i’m not up for murder. sorry.)
xo
b.
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Twitter: Kapgar
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I’m scared. Both of what you might be asking of us and of commitment. Maybe I should say no. What’s involved? Would you even tell me?
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Twitter: poppycede
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Less than 5 minutes MY ASS!
Unless it’s something different.
Then: I’m your man. Or chick, as I was called today.
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is jello involved?
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i’m in.
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I’m in. I don’t care! Im kinda a lurker most days but i read daily!
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OK
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If this is what I think it is, I’m already working on it. <3
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count me in. I tried to reply this morning but my internet cut out.
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