If you’ve been paying attention to the news at all, you might have seen the conflict between Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh. Apparently, Sarah Palin demanded that President Obama fire his Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, after it was reported that Emanuel said “fucking retarded” in a private meeting. She considered any version of the use of the word “retard” to be disrespectful.
Separately, Rush Limbaugh grew frustrated with protests around Emanuel’s use of “retard”, saying “our politically correct society is acting like some giant insult’s taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards.”
Now, you see, we have the bloated, drug addicted face and voice of the Republican Party butting heads with Alaska’s biggest disaster since the Exxon Valdez crash. How will those Republicans who follow Fox News blindly know who to listen to? Should they go rogue or hope Obama fails? Which is it? This could break the Republican Party in half!
Luckily, Sarah Palin had a solution. I’ve obtained an exclusive look at the email she wrote to Rush to try to defuse the entire situation.
“Dear Rush,
I think we can both agree that it is in the best interest of this great country of ours to come to an agreement. I do have a problem with the word “retard”, but I suggest as a compromise that the word “tard” is more acceptable because it has fewer letters. It also has a bit of a cutesy tone to it, and Toddy says that I do well with cutesy.
So if you would be willing to redirect your anger about people protesting Emanuel’s statement, I won’t worry about my little tard having his feelings hurt. This is for the greater good, remember, and no matter what, we have to compromise whatever principles we have to make sure that nigger doesn’t get another term.
Love and winks,
Sarah.”
In other Avita-news, today is the 38th birthday of my good friend and Geekette Supreme, Heather! She doesn’t look a day over 25, especially when she’s in uniform. Happy birthday, Heather!
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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What a bunch of fucktards.
And thanks for the birthday wishes, hon! Now, WHERE’S MY THONG?!?!?
Ahem.
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Can’t we just find a way to send them to Mars and forget fuel to return home? I wonder how long it would take them to figure it out.
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What ever happened to if we ignore them they go away???..Sigh….Rush makes me want to pop my fake boobs…which is why I don’t listen to him…paid waaayy to much money for the girls.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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Whew. At least you didn’t call Rush fat. That might be awkward.
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I happened to catch a brief snippet of Rush’s radio show a couple of days ago and I heard him talking about the word “tard”. The only part I caught was some reference to it also being a southern version of “tired”. And that’s all I have to say about that.
More importantly (by far!), Happy Birthday, Heather!
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Fox News is a retard.
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I think the row is just to hide the fact that they’re having an affair.
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Sarah Palin’s baby is a boy, Trigg. Not a her – a he!
Just thought I’d clear that up.
Hugs,
Marie
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I’d like to see Sarah Palin die by Bumpit
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Twitter: poppycede
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Happy birthday, Heather!
Adam: BEST post EVAR. Love the letter. “Toddy” and “cutesie” and “tard” all in one letter… awesome.
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I think you took the words right out of Sarah’s mouth!
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@Judy, If only we had the power to do that more often!
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Oh my…. that made me LOL!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HEATHER!!!!!!!!!!
She is most definitely not a ‘tard.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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They are both fucking retards. They should have a retard-off to see which one is the bigger fucking retard.
Kudos to Kimberly up there for The Hangover reference. It always makes me laugh.
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Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin.
lol…
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Twitter: missbritt
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I’m embarrassed at how much this made me laugh.
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That is not real letter right? I can’t imagine Sarah Palin would be ok with the word tard and I cant not find anything else on about it on any other sites. Is this a joke
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