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Posted in Photos, Politics | Tags: crib notes, humor, hypocritical, palin, palm, photo, telepalmer, teleprompter
Posted in Photos, Politics | Tags: crib notes, humor, hypocritical, palin, palm, photo, telepalmer, teleprompter
- At the dentist for the first time in two years. I love the dentist! #notsarcasm
- I have posted: I need your votes! http://bit.ly/9nbPTK
- I think Tron is one of those "you had to be there" movies that only has nostalgic value. Like Goonies.
- Four minutes into Tron and I have no fucking clue what is going on.
- Watching the original Tron for the first time ever.
hahahaha. i love you, adam.
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@Maddie Marie, awww, thanks! I know you're just talking about my penis.
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Aw, and here I thought it was going to be a list of starlets. Look at you, you're growing!
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@metalia, what type of pervert do you take me for? I'm subtler than that!
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maintain wonderful sense of humor. check.
stay awesome. in progress.
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@leel, humor is always good.
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Did you remember the note cards after you washed your hands?
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@Lynda, shit! No.
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This story is just strange. All politicians use notes. So she wrote hers on her hand and they were dumb. I find this… uninteresting. Your notes were obviously better.
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@Faiqa, it was also the fact that she made fun of Obama that same day for using a teleprompter.
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@Avitable, Yeah, dude, I read the same article. I stand by the fact that this is still an uninteresting story.
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@Faiqa, oh would you PLEASE go smoke a cigarette?
:D
I'm just kidding. No smoking anymore.
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@Avitable, Fucker.
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@Faiqa, What's interesting isn't that she wrote down crib notes on her hand, it's what she wrote. Energy, taxes and "lift American spirits"? She's been talking about those three things since she arrived winking on the national scene. And she had to write them on her hand to remember to discuss them? C'mon…that's interesting.
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@B.E. Earl, more like pathetic.
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@muskrat, Exactly!
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It worked for her in 9th grade Chemistry, so she figgered why not?
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@B.E. Earl, who are you kidding? There's no way she passed any type of science class.
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just make sure you wash that palm before masturbating, or your dick will get all inky.
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You are yummy and have beautiful penmanship.
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Boy, you've done some Palin bashing with that hand, or do you use the other?
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tHIS IS SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH!
oH NO i DIDN'T!
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Missed you in Florida this weekend.
Now back to being a cuntsicle. It is freeeeezing here.
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You may want to buy those notecards BEFORE washing your hands. Yeah, bump that sucker up to the Number 3 position.
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hahaha! best list!
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I never need to remind myself to mock Sarah Palin. Its like breathing.
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It's sad enough that she had to write notes on her hand, but things like "budget cuts" and "tax cuts?" That's like a man having to write "I like boobies" on his hand to remember what his favorite things are.
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Hey Adam, how's that handy-writey thingy going for you?
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1. read avitable.com
2. masturbate
3. wash
4. repeat
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Only cheaters write on their hands.
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Sarah Palin.
lol…
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Be sure to post a pic of your dick if you forget to wash before jerking off. It's about the only way we'll ever see Sarah Palin on your cock.
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You need to be reminded to mock Sarah Palin? You must be getting old.
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what a douche.
her, not you. this time.
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Palm Pilot fail.
Sarah, not you.
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Might want to put masturbating at the end of that list or you might lose track of where you are. ;D
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I can see why "wash hand" would be third, not fourth. You don't want "Sarah Palin" on your hand any longer than is necessary.
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LOL! I'm all about #2 on your list!
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There is a *huge* difference between using a "cheat sheet" and using a teleprompter.
Do I think that it's messed up that those are the key points she wrote down? Sure. BUT they could also just be a mental note of the order of topics she wanted to use when she was giving her speech.
I think people need to look up the definition of hypocrisy because I don't think this instance falls under that. [And Adam, you know that I know everything and am always right so just go with me on this one....]
I think it's retarded for people to get all up in arms over some ink on her hand when they really should be concerned that, while she may have written down her "core values" on her hand, all of Obama's "core values" are written by someone else and typed into a little machine that tells him what to say. (I don't know if anyone writes SP's speeches)
And there is my Republican fifty cents.
(And I say all this even though I would never vote for Sarah Palin for President.)
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@Sheila (Charm School Reject), i think it's funny you UNintentionally used the word "retarded" in your comment.
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@melissa, I never do anything unintentionally….bitch.
Oops. That was an accident.
PS Should I write a disclaimer about how you're my bff and I can call you a bitch?
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And here I was, expecting to get a picture of your dick after the fold – complete with the reverse writing.
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Hahahahahaha!
Sarah Palin fucking sucks.
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Palin is her own mockery, so you can wash that one off your list.
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While you are out getting notecards, pick me up some too? My list was up to my elbow over the weekend…
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LOVE this. lol
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BWAHAHAHA…poor, sad little Sarah.
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Poppy's To-Do List: Mock Adam's weird-looking hand.
MOCK.
Ahhhhh, done!
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I didn't get it until I clicked over to the piece on Sarah Palin – how embarrassing for her! And her handwriting is pretty messy.
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As with Faqia, I think your notes are more intelligent.
My note on my hand says "Read Avitable's blog more often"
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