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Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day!

I thought I’d rerun a Valentine’s Day post from last year, with some of the card ideas I came up with. I would actually write a real post, but I’m headed out to a Rock Band Valentine’s Day party and I’m sorry, but that obviously takes more precedence over writing humorous posts for a day that’s only in existence because of companies like Hallmark’s and Whitman.

Here are just a few of my new card ideas:

For your mistress
For your mistress
For the serial killer's girlfriend
For the serial killer's girlfriend
For the lazy wife
For the lazy wife
For the liberal wife
For the liberal wife
For the man-whore's girlfriend
For the man-whore's girlfriend

(for those of you who didn’t get the title – check out 30 Rock and this Wikipedia article)

11 thoughts on “Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day!”

  1. I get the lazy wife one. Or the liberal one.
    Either way, I got me one helluva husband and I could give a fucks less what Hallmark dictates. For me, everyday is Valentines Day.

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