I thought I’d rerun a Valentine’s Day post from last year, with some of the card ideas I came up with. I would actually write a real post, but I’m headed out to a Rock Band Valentine’s Day party and I’m sorry, but that obviously takes more precedence over writing humorous posts for a day that’s only in existence because of companies like Hallmark’s and Whitman.
Here are just a few of my new card ideas:
For your mistress
For the serial killer's girlfriend
For the lazy wife
For the liberal wife
For the man-whore's girlfriend
(for those of you who didn’t get the title – check out 30 Rock and this Wikipedia article)
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Merry Christmas!
My day yesterday
Twitter: karlerikson
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Happy Ballumtime’s Day, dude. You still can’t be on top.
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hehe, you could always go have dental work done instead right? Just have a buddy to pick you up.
(another 30 Rock reference for those confused by the Anna Howard Shaw reference)
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Twitter: thegoddesscher
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I get the lazy wife one. Or the liberal one.
Either way, I got me one helluva husband and I could give a fucks less what Hallmark dictates. For me, everyday is Valentines Day.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Sorry, I don’t have time to read this. I have a conference call with Geneva.
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30 rock made me LOL.
So did these cards!!! I really think we need cards like this…
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HAHAHA! Wow. These were great! I especially enjoyed the liberal wife’s one. Thanks!
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Happy VD, freak beak.
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Twitter: msmegan
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Happy Anna Howard Shaw day to you, too! Because I know deep down inside your a feminist woman. A really sexy feminist woman.
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Those are great. I should use the liberal wife one.
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Ha ha, I could go for the liberal wife card : ) I loved that 30 Rock episode! Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day to you!
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Funny… I didn’t see these cards at the Hallmark store. Maybe I should have tired Hot Topic next door.
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