Dear Old Lady Shauna,
Today is your 40th birthday. Well, not for your boobs, but for the rest of you. And while you may feel old and decrepit and like you already have one foot in the grave, it’s not true! Aging is the natural way of life, but it’s understandable that you may worry about being less desirable or less attractive after the age of 40. I want to help you get rid of that fear, because I am a giver. Seriously – the Pope needs to authorize Saint Avitable posthaste.
So, in order to make you realize that 40 isn’t the end and that suicide isn’t the way to go just yet, here are 40 people and things that are 40 or older that I’d totally rub my nuts on:
- Demi Moore
- Jason Bateman
- Planet of the Apes
- Dr. No
- Cate Blanchett
- A giant redwood
- Jennifer Aniston
- Uranus
- The Internet
- Marisa Tomei
- Lauren Graham
- Superman
- The Producers
- Bill Cosby
- Sherlock Holmes
- Julia Louis Dreyfus
- The Three Musketeers
- Blueberry Pie
- Mashed Potatoes
- Las Vegas
- Batman
- Elisabeth Shue
- Stacey Dash
- Don Quixote
- Scrabble
- Ninjas
- Pepperoni Pizza
- Socks
- Kristin Davis
- Courteney Cox Arquette
- “Unchained Melody”
- Where The Wild Things Are
- Hershey’s
- George Clooney
- Sandra Bullock
- “Sweet Caroline”
- The telephone
- Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
- Monopoly
- Vaginas
So, see? You’re in good company! Happy birthday, Shauna Glenn!
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She may be 41, but she’s 14 at heart. And by heart, I mean her tits.
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Twitter: jurgen_nation
says:
DAMN. You’re looking pretty hot, Av.
Happy birthday, Shauna!
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Twitter: twinmomoftwinz
says:
Echoing @JurgenNation…you do look rather yummy, Adam. And happy birthday Shauna, 40 never looked so fine.
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Twitter: undercovermama
says:
Heh. You said Uranus. Happy Birthday Shauna!
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Twitter: VerdantDude
says:
The Internet is older than 40? God Bless Al Gore!
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Whoa. Check out the hotness above!
Gwen Stefani just turned 40, too. Can you believe that? She looks great.
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Twitter: Amanda234
says:
Yes, but what do you not want to rub your balls on?
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Twitter: rachael1013
says:
Wait a minute. Are you telling me that person with you in that picture is 40!? HAWT!
And you are looking pretty good yourself!
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Twitter: thegoddesscher
says:
Don’t know Shauna…but happy birthday.
As for YOU??? YOU LOOK AH MAZE ING!!!
Proud of you.
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Happy Birthday, Shauna Glenn!
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Based on the posted picture, 40 looks awesome. That under 40 dude, not so much. You just need some seasoning. I’m thinking cumin.
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How about hauling you scrotum across Helen Mirren? Or are you waiting for the 60th Birthday post for that?
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Happy Birthday, Shauna! 40 has been totally fabulous to me so far. You’ll love it.
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Twitter: GrandeMocha
says:
She is a cutie!
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Awww – what a cute picture!!
Happy Birthday, Shauna Glenn!
And seriously, Adam – you’d rub your nuts on damn near anything. Except like, chicken wings.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
says:
hope her birthday is fulled with rainbows and puppies, but not your nuts.
happy birthday!
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*Psst* I didn’t see a certain Dutch chick on that list of 40 year olds….
Happy Birthday!
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Twitter: alotofnothing
says:
I LOVE YOU, SHAUNAGLENN! Happy friggin birthday!
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Twitter: perpstu
says:
Happy birthday Shauna! You both look fantastic!
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Twitter: themuskrat
says:
I’m scared of turning 40, but this makes me feel a little better, at least.
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Twitter: msmegan
says:
I don’t see my name on this list…
Happy Birthday, Shauna!
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Ninjas!!! Yay, that one always makes me laugh!!!
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I hear you. I’m tired of whippersnappers telling me I’m old.
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Twitter: SwanShadow
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All right, who’s been messing with my Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups? And how come they smell like… ADAM!!!
(Heh.)
And happy birthday to the lovely Shauna, with whom I am not personally acquainted. Just judging by the above photo: Mrowr!
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Okay, so rubbing your nuts on something means you like it right?
How an I enjoy mashed potatoes without the image of your nuts scraping across them!
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