Take 43 “umms” and “uhs”.
Add three derailments of a train of thought.
Mix well with one shitty conclusion.
Half bake for 4 minutes and voila.
My first vlog in my new house!
Ramblin’ Man from Adam Avitable on Vimeo.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Hey Nicholas Cage needs that paycheck
(and his name is Jay Baruchel)
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@Amanda, yeah, he totally does. Poor guy.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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And by that I did not mean that Nick Cage’s paycheck’s name is Jay Baruchel. The guy from Tropic Thunder.
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@Amanda, ha! I knew what you meant.
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Twitter: 3princessmama
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Do you remember that horrible movie they made with The Tower of Terror? It might have just been a Disney channel movie.I am a huge disney fan but do not understand why they would choose that tiny sequence for a movie. Maybe the next could be What really goes on in Mrs Potts cupboard at night?
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@Mandi Bone, must have just been a Disney channel movie, because I missed it.
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Twitter: Blogography
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But the REAL tragedy is that the “unnamed wizard” from the cartoon was dubbed “Yensid” by the animators (Disney spelled backwards)… but the name of Nicholas Cage’s character in the movie is Balthazar Blake?!? This is bullshit! No respect for the source material!!
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@Dave2, I didn’t know that. Plus, Jay Baruchel isn’t really a cartoon mouse!
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Twitter: ashleighlynne
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Wasn’t the scene with Mickey and the broomsticks in Fantasia? I’m almost positive it is.
It sounds like another stupid movie coming to a theater near me.
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@Ashleigh, isn’t that what I said? That it was part of Fantasia?
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Twitter: ashleighlynne
, March 5th, 2010: 2:28 PM
@Avitable, I had to rewatch it, but yes you did. My attention skills fail.
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this vlog has that new house smell… ahhh
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@furiousball, smells like cinnamon and naked man.
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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It always makes my day to hear you say, “Hey, fuckers!”
And as far as shitty Jerry Bruckheimer movies are concerned? One word:
Armageddon.
Shoot me if I ever have to watch that fucking worthless fucking piece of fucking shit ever again.
Fuck.
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@Coal Miner’s Granddaughter, I love Armageddon. When Bruce Willis dies, I get teary eyed.
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Anything Nicolas Cage is in these days is an automatic NO. I don’t have a problem with them taking something like a clip from Fantasia and making a movie around it, as long as the movie is good. It’s better than remaking Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
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@fiwa, when Kick Ass comes out, watch that, even though he’s in it. He’s actually supposed to be good in it.
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Twitter: Zakary
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Jerry Bruckheimer does make shitty movies sometimes, but we will always have Flashdance.
He should have stopped at Flashdance.
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@Zakary, I didn’t know that he made that one.
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Twitter: msmegan
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Hey fucker!
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@Finn, hey!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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can’t watch this here at work. will enjoy later at home.
i finally got my webcam hooked up. wonder if i could attempt a video post…hmmmmm.
i’mma go with no. all that editing shit has gotta be a pain in the ass. i’m lucky i can get pictures into my posts.
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@hello haha narf, you can actually go to Youtube, create an account, and record it directly on the site without having to edit anything. Voila!
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Does the blinking orange light behind you mean that you have a voicemail? If so, you should check that. LOL
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@Mary Jo, but I don’t wanna.
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Twitter: Faiqa
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Nice hair.
P.S. I just want to out Adam to everyone who doesn’t socialize with him on a regular basis. He is so not this cool in person. Seriously, man, be yourself.
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@Faiqa, ok, I rewatched this and I still don’t see what you mean!
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Twitter: Faiqa
, March 5th, 2010: 7:25 AM
@Avitable, I can safely say that nothing will be more satisfying today than the learning the fact that I “got to you.” It’s fine, Adam. You look great, perfectly normal. I take it back. I rescind. ::head pat::
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@Faiqa, ooh you suck.
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Twitter: Faiqa
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Ooooh, two smiley faces in one comment. I wonder if my blogger fabulousness score just went down a few points for that one…
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Call Jerry – maybe he will make a movie out of your vlog…..
Get to work on the decorating so we can see the new pad!
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@Beth, I’m working on it.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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I agree that most of Bruckheimer’s films are crap, but honestly I have no idea what percentage of the blame lies with the producer of these films. I know they are responsible for money and hiring the crew (and maybe the cast although the director and others have some/more input there), but is it really their fault that the product on the big screen sucks? Should more blame go toward directors like Gore Verbinski, Jon Turtletaub, Michael Bay, Dominic Sena or Tony Scott? I dunno.
PS – I used to get Jerry Bruckheimer (producer) and Joel Schumacher (director) confused all the time. I don’t know why. As far as I can tell they only worked on two films together. Bad Company (awful) and Veronica Guerin (not so awful). I would have thought that the guy who produced Days of Thunder and the guy who directed Batman & Robin would have joined together to make a cosmically bad film. But these are just meh.
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@B.E. Earl, I think that it depends on the producer. When it’s someone like Bruckheimer, it feels like he has his hand in everything, because most of his movies have a very similar feel. Since he has the money, he can also change story elements, remove directors if he doesn’t like how the movie’s going, etc., so I think a percentage of the blame goes with him.
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Twitter: missbritt
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“when I lived in California”
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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@Miss Britt, see what you’ve reduced me to? Sigh.
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Twitter: missbritt
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And, I’m sorry, but every Pirates of the Caribbean was awesome because they had Johnny Depp.
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@Miss Britt, I fell asleep in the second one!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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the damn video won’t play here or over at vimeo. grrrrrrrrrrrr.
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@hello haha narf, it’s your computer.
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Yay! A vlog!
Too bad I missed most of that.
You’re purty.
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@Sybil Law, why did you miss most of it?
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Twitter: poppycede
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We promised to make a Cribs-style video of our 1-bedroom apartment when we got unpacked.
Notice how you haven’t seen that yet.
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@Poppy, hahahah. Yes.
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Twitter: laurie_pooh
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I grew up in California and it seemed like Chuck E Cheese was HUGE. They had lots of rooms full of the mechanical characters, a rope swing, tunnels that lead to the games and huge ball pits. When I moved to Texas and went when I was older, I was so sad and surprised at how small they were. People have tried to convince me it only seems smaller because I’m not a kid anymore, so I am glad that you felt kind of the way I did. Anyhow… now I’m rambling.
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Twitter: amybhole
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Did you go to the Chuck E. Cheese on 436 in Altamonte? That one is particularly small and sucky and all kinds of white-trashy. Which means I always felt at home there.
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