Babysat children
Napped and watched “Couple’s Retreat”
Work done: zero. Argh
In haiku form, what did you do this weekend?
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Things I did this weekend
What I learned this weekend
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Find me at:
Never any plans
Sat on my ass all weekend
Oscar night highlight
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Took a boat ride today
Road trip in the sunshine via Jeep
Discovered new back roads. Yay.
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Hauled my ass outside
The sunshine made me squinty
Back inside to sleep.
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Had to work both days
Sneeze shart insomnia shart
Hurt Locker won dude!
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lots of cooking done
made three flavors of hummus
visited a church
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Balanced out tennis
With Mitchell’s Ice Cream and beer
Grading bad essays
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Planned to go hiking
My friends truck broke down, dammit
Hours pass at road side.
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Twitter: thegoddesscher
says:
packing up boxes.
I need a sweet distraction
Oh, look. a cookie.
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You mean this weekend?
Is it over already?
Twitter devoured it!
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Twitter: blondefabulous
says:
Made love many times,
Rode a motorcycle fast,
Made sweet love again.
What can I say? I married a hot, younger man!
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Drank a glass of wine
Fell getting in the hot tub
Oy, embarrassment!
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Twitter: Tara_R
says:
Escaped winter’s cold
Camera in hand, hunting
for hidden beauty
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Recovered from sick
No horseback ride this weekend
No housework, either
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Recovered from sick
No horseback ride this weekend
No housework, either
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Double post error
System said was too short
But now is there twice
Hangs head in shame.
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Looked like Wolverine,
Got a haircut at Walmart,
Watched “The Hangover”.
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Worked 12 hr shifts
The house is a mess
Missed the Oscars.
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Cooking, eating, check.
Run, deadlifts, burpees, cramped up.
Hobbled slowly home.
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Twitter: bobutler
says:
naked on sofa,
got drunk and sexted your mom -
fought many zombies
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Happy hour on Friday
Relax at home with the kids on Saturday
Slept in Sunday, went to Bob Evans
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Drank a bunch of beer
Almost fainted Saturday
Recovered all the next day
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Twitter: themuskrat
says:
up too damned early
but enjoyed sharing burgers
with world war 2 vets
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Twitter: msmegan
says:
Spent time with my friends
No effort to do work or write
Sunday Lush store run
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Kids visit, went nuts
After visit, Sea World stop
Walked, rode Manta, twice
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I watched Couples Retreat as well. Very highly disappointed. So poorly edited and with that cast, I expected so much more. Capped a Sunday of yard work, kids to library, and grocery shopping. Saturday we did the festival of chocolate at the science center. Pretty cool, but not laid out very well.
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I know you said haiku form, but I say fuck that, I conform to no rules when I don’t want to.
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@Hockeymandad, WHAT IS A FESTIVAL OF CHOCOLATE AND WHERE ARE YOU!?!??
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@Marta, I am in Orlando. It was a a gathering of local chocolate vendors selling their wares with some educational stuff about chocolate but mostly selling various forms of it. It took place at our local science center so you got to see all their exhibits as well.
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@Marta, http://festivalofchocolate.com
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@Hockeymandad, OMG that looks so good why didn’t you tell me about this before I lLOVE CHOCOLATE!!!
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@Marta, oh, I am not mad at you hockeymandad I just wish I could have gone to it too looks so good
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Twitter: leeleykeel
says:
watched my husband barf
barfed myself
missed a baptism party. meh.
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Got a new sofa
Then a night with dear old friends
Did two laundry loads
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Twitter: twinmomoftwinz
says:
Had friends over my house
Attacked for writing a blog
Sucked to be me then
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Twitter: twinmomoftwinz
, March 8th, 2010: 3:57 PM
Ah just realized I am a bad bad Haiku-er. On second count that first line is wrong. But whatever I had a bad weekend. Sue me.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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sunshine all weekend
proving winter almost done
pittsburgh welcomes spring
got too drunk friday
chardonnay way fucking cheap
happy hour works
sex sex sex sex sex
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
sex sex sex sex sex
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
says:
you didn’t say it had to be just one, right?
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Got shitty with my best GF
Marveled at the warm weather
Saw Alice in Wonderland
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Homework all weekend
In mucho trouble this week
‘Cuz it’s not finished
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Twitter: fandpinlv
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Art on Friday night
Cake and kids on Saturday
Birthday with Doodle
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Changed my wife’s flat tire;
Cheered for her in duathlon;
Apollo 13
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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Where is this Haiku place that you spent your weekend at? Is it a beach? Is it a beach with a tiki bar? Is is a beach with a tiki bar that serves fruity drinks with little umbrellas? Sweet.
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Baked with my daughter
Chose garden seeds for planting
Went to bed too late
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My aunt Charlotte died.
Went to work – my friend Liz quit.
Other than that? Great!
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Drinks with Girls
Played Super Mario
Delicious Cajun Lunch
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Twitter: poppycede
says:
Am I at the blog of Chris Cactus?
Haiku my ass.
I went to a birthday party.
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Twitter: thepsychobabble
says:
Homework, study, kids
Kids, study, kids, study, kids
Weekend drudgery
er, I think I got the right number of syllables. My brain is fried. Counting is beyond me.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
says:
My son’s eighth birthday
at Austin’s Park and Pizza.
8 hours of pure fun.
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Twitter: coalminersgd
says:
Warm in ATL.
Kids and housework and shopping.
Quiet and lazy.
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drank a lot of beer
don’t remember much after
hey, where’s my undies?
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