Kiss my blarney stone, by which I mean penis.
-
-
-
-
-
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Find me at:
I clicked KNOWING I’d get avitaballed. Hell, I even called it on Twitter before you linked to this. And yet here I am. Fuck.
Reply
I expected something of this nature and yet I had to click on that damned link. What was I thinking? Oh what was I thinking?
Reply
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Reply
Got. Me. Again. Fuck.
Reply
No that isn’t.
No.
No freaking way.
Oh, Christ.
Reply
Twitter: WWScissors
says:
The rainbow and the jaunty little hat are nice touches. Well played.
Reply
Twitter: thepsychobabble
says:
You might want to get that looked at.
Reply
We decided something was different and I suspected you yanked these off the Internet but Clayton went into an explanation about how they could change etc etc. Thanks a lot Adam…
Reply
Too funny. I finally got Avitaballed. I was feeling left out. But today I get to be one of the cool kids or one of the goons following the cool kids. Whatever works.
Reply
Oh Adam, your ballz are beautiful. They are the exact same shade I am now.
j/k I’m darker green.
Reply
well now isn’t that special?
Reply
Twitter: habanerogal
says:
That is one styling hat
Reply
lol
Reply
How far does the green go exactly…?
Reply
Twitter: docslacker
says:
w..w…wow
Reply
ghastly green gonads. goodness.
Reply
Twitter: hellohahanarf
, March 18th, 2010: 10:57 AM
@avatgardener,
this was totally my favorite comment.
Reply
what exactly are you saying is at the end of the rainbow?
Reply
Very well done sir, you got me again.
Reply
Twitter: missbritt
says:
siiiiiiiiiiigggghhhh
Reply
Twitter: Temptingsam
says:
OMFG, UNSEE!!! UNSEE!!!!
Reply
Twitter: AmazingGreis
says:
I should have known better than to click over. Happy St. Patrick’s Day to you too!!!
Reply
Twitter: VerdantDude
says:
Good God, man!
Reply
I never met a man who loved his balls so much. You might want to see someone about this.
Reply
Twitter: s_csr
says:
Erin Go WHAT?!
Reply
You’re one festive guy, aren’t you? Okay, now that we’ve seen your shamrocks all dressed up, I want to see the video of what it took to get this picture. I want to see how long it took to cover them up, place the hat just so, take the picture, etc. Although, come to think of it, it’s probably a lot easier with the weight loss, right?
Reply
Hahaha you have some balls!!
Reply
Twitter: twinmomoftwinz
says:
I hesitated checking this from work because well, it’s you and all. To my suprise green balls are suprisingly sfw.
Happy St. Paddy’s Day.
Reply
Twitter: 5and1
says:
What does it say about me that I suspected that I’d see your balls and I still clicked over? LOL! Happy St. Patrick’s day!
Reply
ooooo… fuzzy balls…
Reply
Is that where you keep your lucky charms?
póg mo thóin, Adam.
Reply
Twitter: Dumblond
says:
JEEZY CREEZY!!
Excuse me while I go and sterilize my eyeballs…
Reply
gross!
Reply
Oh my… um… right… wow…
Reply
Twitter: themuskrat
says:
are these lustful feelings i’m having natural? i hope they are.
Reply
Nice shade of green. Can’t wait till Easter…
Reply
they’re always after me lucky charms
Reply
@Hockeymandad, just in case you didn’t see my comment below; totally died reading your response. HILARIOUS.
Reply
@Sarcastica, thanks!
Reply
You should *probably* get those checked out…they’re looking a little green….
Happy St Patrick’s day.
P.S. DIED laughing @ Hockey Man Dad’s comment.
Reply
Oh, bejaysus. I KNEW it. Why did I click? WHY?
Reply
Twitter: overflowinbrain
says:
Avitaballed again.
I think you need to call a physician. Last time I checked, they weren’t supposed to be lime green.
Reply
Twitter: hellohahanarf
says:
about damn time you shaved
Reply
I am green with envy… uh, no I’m not.
Reply
Twitter: coalminersgd
says:
Do you wax or pluck?
Reply
Twitter: Zakary
says:
I haven’t had coffee and I was staring at that picture thinking “What’s Play-Doh got to do with St. Patrick’s Day?”
I’m new here.
Reply