I can’t remember if I’m allowed to say her real name or not, because she seems to vacillate between being public or private, so I’ll just call her Tits. Tits and I became friends because she got her passport stolen by an old lady in the bathroom while she was talking to Donald Sutherland. True story. Tanis texted me and asked me to call Tits to talk to her (Tanis was about to take off and had to turn her phone off). Always willing to talk on the phone, I called her and we spoke for a while until things had calmed down, and from that tiny seed sprouted a friendship.
So, the moral of the story is if you ever want to have a great friendship, track down Donald Sutherland.
Tits, I hope you have a wonderful birthday – you are a superb friend, an excellent mother, and a wise soul. I wish you nothing but lots of love and happiness today. And that is NOT a pencil in my pocket.