Update: Apparently someone made a copyright claim on this video, so it’s gone. Here’s “Pinball Kitty” instead:
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The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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I dunno. He kinda looks like he likes it then remembers that society says he can’t, and thus the shocked look. …
Twitter: WWScissors
says:
Oh no. No no no no no. No! How could you? I freaking looked up 2 girls one motherfucking cup and I officially HATE you now. I could have lived my whole life not ever knowing such horrors existed in this world. Ugh. Blech. Sick!!!!! Thanks a lot, man.
I heard about it… refused to look it up. Poor kitty!
*didn’t have to look it up*
Ewww poop! You are so nasty!!!
Hahahahahahahah
And I am so glad I never have to see that freaking thing again. Kitty is cute, though.
viral video vexes viewers.
@avatgardener, I’ve seen this cat about 20 times already, including on Fox News’ Red Eye show. (And they are usually 5 days late with everything).
I didn’t go to the 2 girls thing. I have learned.
Twitter: GrandeMocha
says:
It is gone. Youtube says this video is no longer available.
This is turning into Dave Barry’s blog, but with fewer posts.
Twitter: hismuse
says:
a. kitties are awesome.
b. i’m still very glad and slightly curious as i’ve never seen 2 girls 1 cup but i have made others watch it.
Twitter: themuskrat
says:
I’m too late. Pinball cats are nice, but I like “frogger cats” better, where we push them into traffic and see them try to hop across.
I’m sad that I can’t see the kitty’s reaction lmfao
Twitter: VerdantDude
says:
Does this mean you are still thinking about getting a cat?
Twitter: poppycede
says:
I’m definitely going to try that pinball thing with Tweet Pea!!!
Too cute!
Love the kitty pinball video.
Damn it…like I don’t want a cat so bad its killing me. You show me a cat that looks like its in the old person bathtub in my house
Twitter: elizabethbarone
says:
Pinball Kitteh is in yer tub, playin’ with yer balls…
I have been MADE to watch 2 girls 1 cup……. I tried to run……. I tried to hide……… I feel like taking my next line from the gator golf advert “i couldnt get my gator golf balls inside” but yeahhhh, back to the story. Somebody PHYSICALLY held my head in place in front of the screen. Until it was over. I have been mentally scarred ever since.