Something seems to be missing from this pic…. Hmmmm.
I agree with Kim. What does it say about me when I notice when Adam doesn’t draw a penis on himself. I hope that this picture is reflection on you getting out of your rut and not the weather.
…but your wiener isn’t.
Yeah, I noticed it too. Which is very very disturbing to me. But the rest? Makes me veeerrrrryyyy happy.
oh f@ck! Me too – this came up in my newsfeed and I was all “what?! no weenie?!”
rofl…yup, that was the first thing I checked for, too! At least it’s not getting sunburned…
I was wondering if Amy got your penis when you divided the goods? Bring back the penis!
LOL, I was expecting peen too!! Looks like an awesome day!!
Psssst! Where’s your penis?
Posting again, cause I got told just commenting “love it” was too short!!
Poor, poor penis.
Is it wrong that I looked for your penis first?… apparently like everyone else here?
Who castrated Avitable? Time to gather the torches and pitchforks.
are you doing the tuck?
if so, awesome
Poor Adam. His penis is more popular than he is. *snerk*
Did you tuck as some weird “call me an ugly woman” fetish?
I like that you’ve conditioned us, your readers, to notice your pictures when you leave something out instead of just a happy Adam basking in the sun. Your mind control plan is working my friend. Baaaaaaaaaa
No Avitapenis? That’s a worse omen than yesterday’s horoscope.
I KNEW it was a strap-on.
Ok, after the tuck the next step for successful cross-dressing is the chest wax. I expect we’ll see those pics soon?
I understand why you aren’t sunning your penis.
I imagine that would be one hell of a sunburn.
Where’s the weenis?
Love the shades, dude. 😉
Count me among the many who noticed the ‘no peen’ first off. God, we’re a predictable bunch, aren’t we???
I’m disturbed by the lack of penis, did you lose it in the divorce?
Hello, people, it’s obvious he’s trying to tell you that he made the “I have a vagina” thing official. Congratulations, Adam, and remember we love you no matter what. But you might want to consider a chest wax. Just saying.
Sun seriously shines, son slyly shades sex. Several saddened, suspicious.
OMFG! WHERE IS YOUR PENIS! This confirms it. You’re a girl.
Dude. My whole world is skewed now. I need chocolate.
Here is was cloudy. I guess we sent you our sunshine.
Delurking to wonder aloud about the lack of penis, like everyone else. And I don’t even like penises.
I’ve missed you. I *love* that I’ve been away a while and I come back and everyone is talking about your weenis.
so nice to know some things will still be important.
Now I need some of that sunshine to find it’s way here.