100 responses

  1. Mrs. Hall
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    I perused sugardaddie once, just to see. and really, it was very sad. cause dude, if you’re all rich and stuff, that will never make up for the fact that you a loser who has no class or kindness for the ladies.

    cause the men would fall into two categories 1) nerd sad guy with no lady loving skills or 2) rich assholes who were shopping for blow up dolls.

    sad really. thumbs down.

    I dont’ know why i had high hopes, call me a romantic I guess.

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Mrs. Hall, I don’t know why you’d have high hopes about a site called sugardaddie.com. Maybe if it was called truelove.com and then ended up being like that. :)

    • shecky
      Sunday, June 17, 2012

      @Mrs. Hall,

      A romantic? I’d call you a dumb whore who can’t admit she’s a whore. Do you really not know what you are? You really expected to meet a Richard Gere in Pretty Woman kind of guy? Wake up.

  2. SwanShadow
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    I don’t even want to imagine the people you’d meet via either of the last two.

    Not that mentally ill freakazoids don’t need love too.

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @SwanShadow, I don’t want to think about most of them!

  3. Kim
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    Really ? This is what I have to deal with? DAMNIT why did my husband have to die on me ?!

    *sigh* Guess I’ll be relegated to “friends with benefits” and “battery operated boyfriends” for the rest of my life.

    Wait, why was I bitching again ?

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Kim, I bet there’s a widow dating site out there, too.

  4. Deb Rox
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    14,500 Free photos of the diapered? See, that’s the problem with the Internet. If everyone keeps giving it away how is a girl supposed to make a living. And they wonder why we need Sugardaddies.

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Deb Rox, “the diapered” – that’s sounds like it should be part of a TV show title. “The Young and the Diapered” or “Two Guys and The Diapered”.

  5. Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    Tell me you didn’t put up a picture of yourself on Daily Diapers. Please. Tell me so I can sleep.

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing], I’m not wearing a diaper. Unless someone gives me a shitload of money!

  6. Miss Grace
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    I’m actually speechless, which is hard to accomplish.

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Miss Grace, see? Your single life could be that much more fulfilling!

  7. Rachel ~ Southern Fairytale
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    *speechless*

    Holy cow. Wait, there’s probably a site for that, too.

    Wow. I have just become even HAPPIER and more in love with my husband. JUST from this post.

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Rachel ~ Southern Fairytale, enjoy him and his non-diaper wearing self.

  8. Moon HalloranLeady
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    Ok those were truly hysterical, spesh the nekkid one and the, uhm, Cougar site(skips off to look)….

    Anyhoo… ya forgot this one…

    http://amish-online-dating.com/

    …however I am not certain it is *real* but a funny concept, nonetheless,hmmm?

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Moon HalloranLeady, I think it’s a parody, but it’s definitely funny!

  9. B.E. Earl
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    The worst one is Ashley Madison.

    Basically a site for people to cheat on their loved ones. Made easy. Evil, even if it is only a scam.

    • Andria
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @B.E. Earl,
      My husband* has a profile on Ashley Madison. And, Adult Friend Finder. It’s absolutely disgusting and sad. Especially considering I just had a new baby, and we have two other kids. Fucker.

      *Soon to be ex-husband, that is.

      • Avitable
        Friday, May 7, 2010

        @Andria, he is indeed a fucker. But remember, that new baby isn’t his, right? Heh.

      • Andria
        Friday, May 7, 2010

        @Avitable,
        What baby? He’s a figment of my imagination! ::eyeroll::

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @B.E. Earl, I’ve heard of that site and think it’s pretty ridiculous. Didn’t know it was a scam, though.

      • B.E. Earl
        Friday, May 7, 2010

        @Avitable, I’ve heard some stories about never meeting up with the person who was supposed to meet you, etc… There is even a website called AshleyMadisonSucks.com which exposes the scams. Doesn’t affect me either way. They advertise on Howard Stern, Opie & Anthony and Ron & Fez on Satellite Radio and I immediately turn the station. Not that I listen to Howard Stern. That’s Gia’s preset. Ugh.

  10. Dan
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    So which one(s) are you listed on?

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Dan, all of them!

  11. Robin
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    I was actually thinking I would see Match.com or eHarmony on the list…. ::wink::

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Robin, no, I will write other posts about them at some point in the future.

  12. Blondefabulous
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    What. The. Hell?

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Blondefabulous, there’s a fetish out there for everyone.

  13. Andria
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    The Diapered one freaks. me. out.

    Seriously, I think I’m going to stay single forever from here on out.

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Andria, if you do go on dates, just check for a diaper subtly by listening for a scrunch when they walk or sit and see if they ever get up to to go the bathroom or if they just go slackjawed and say “Ahhhhh” for a minute in the middle of dinner.

      • Andria
        Friday, May 7, 2010

        @Avitable,
        You know, on second thought, that wouldn’t be as bad as dating someone with an enema fetish. (Please tell me there aren’t any dating websites devoted to enemas.)

      • Andria
        Friday, May 7, 2010

        And you are totally googling for that right now, aren’t you.

      • Avitable
        Friday, May 7, 2010

        @Andria, of course I am! No luck yet, but I’m sure it’s part of some of the BDSM dating sites.

      • Andria
        Friday, May 7, 2010

        That’s as messed up as a soup sandwich.

        Or, as messed up as this dating site: http://www.stdfriends.com/

      • Avitable
        Friday, May 7, 2010

        @Andria, and now I’ve got you Googling weird dating sites, don’t I? Heh.

      • single_guy
        Saturday, December 31, 2011

        @Andria,
        Your guy has to hold an enema while wearing a diaper. Just combine all of these sites into one! Oh come on, you know you like the pressure!

  14. Becca
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    Okay Adam now I need a fucking shower, thanks!!

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Becca, there’s probably a dating site for shower fucking too.

  15. PottyMouthMommy
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    only considered prostitution in 14 states eh… well, I’m Canadian so where do I sign up???!!

    I would totally get his and hers sugar daddies/mammas… I think that will be my anniversary gift to my husband… get us each a rich um… shit- well it can’t be spouse because I KNOW that’s bigamy and illegal… maybe we should move to Utah…

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @PottyMouthMommy, nah, just try to find one Indecent Proposal, and you’ll be all set.

  16. Grant
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    Unless softcore porn movies have lied to me, women in prison are hot and like to make out with each other, so that one sounds like a winner.

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Grant, but what if they ONLY want to make out with each other?

  17. Faiqa
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    I really, really don’t like to judge, but that last one? So.fucked.up.

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Faiqa, yes, it totally is.

  18. muskrat
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    I can’t believe you hacked into my computer, found all my online profiles from 10 years ago, and then exploited my desperate attempts to eradicate loneliness on the internets.

    The diaper thing was just to get me through a NASCAR race…don’t judge.

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @muskrat, damn NASCAR fans and their weird fetishes.

  19. Miss Britt
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    I’m still really, really pissed that you made me look at your profile pic for Daily Diaper.

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Miss Britt, you totally asked for it.

      • Miss Britt
        Friday, May 7, 2010

        @Avitable, saying “sure, I guess” in response to “hey, will you take a look at this profile I set up for a dating site and tell me if my smile looks funny in the pictures?” is NOT ASKING FOR IT!

      • Avitable
        Friday, May 7, 2010

        @Miss Britt, Well, you did call me a crybaby pee pee pants . . .

  20. avatgardener
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    Divorced dude describes dating diapered degenerates and daddies.

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @avatgardener, definitely.

  21. bo
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    And I’m sure you’re registered at all of them.

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @bo, damn skippy.

  22. Toni
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    My loss of faith in human kind has now been confirmed.

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Toni, why, because people with similar beliefs can find each other? :)

      • Toni
        Friday, May 7, 2010

        @Avitable, LOL – no – it’s the fact that there was enough people already with those similar beliefs to actually form a website for them. I mean…I have to say…the nudist site kinda gives me a peaceful Adam & Eve type feeling…but I’d still have to pass. :)

  23. Hockeymandad
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    Wow, that daily diaper thing is really disturbing.

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Hockeymandad, yeah. And stop asking me to change you, ya fucking freak.

      • Hockeymandad
        Friday, May 7, 2010

        @Avitable, wel if you weren’t so good at it with those moisturized hands and gentle powder application I might.

  24. Jay
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    Adam, don’t forget Hannidate. The only dating service sponsored by Sean Hannity. It’s where conservative minded people can find others like them so they aren’t lonely when they decide to go galt.

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Jay, is that real??

      • Jay
        Friday, May 7, 2010

        @Avitable, It is in fact a real site, and has been around for at least 3 years. One of the blogs I read used to print some of the registered users profiles, and some of them were REALLY out there.

  25. ADW
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    You forgot the Furries. You know, those people who dress up like big stuffed animals. That HAS to be out there somewhere.

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @ADW, that’s not disturbing. That’s hawt.

  26. Finn
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    Is there a site for mentally ill cougars? For a friend. Yeah, that’s it. A friend.

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Finn, how does that mentally ill cougar feel about bears?

  27. SuvvyGirl
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    So totally wrong! The first two weren’t near as bad as the rest of them…but…still…these people are out there walking around free!

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @SuvvyGirl, yeah. I guess it takes all kinds!

  28. cat
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    Holy ish! A diaper community?! I NEVER would have imagined that one! lmfao

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @cat, I know. It boggles the mind.

  29. Sheila
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    Please stop making fun of me for meeting my husband via No Longer Lonely. Our Glenn Beck Fetish helps keep the spark alive.

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Sheila, as long as it works for you.

  30. Mari
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    Why would you ignore the furries?? They’re so lovable! Plus, they should make you feel right at home, finally all that body hair has a purpose! :D

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Mari, see? Not disturbing – that’s sexy!

  31. furiousball
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    holy crap the comments were entertaining it’s like watching a Springer show

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @furiousball, yup. But with Klass. With a K.

  32. Karen
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    They’re all so funny! Holy wow. It’s a tough world for dating now!

    • Avitable
      Friday, May 7, 2010

      @Karen, yeah. Now only if they had a site for redheads with Irish or Boston accents.

  33. Sybil Law
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    You totally went for the diaper site, didn’t you?!
    Hahahahaha

    Do they have a site for men who like to smell fruity? :P

  34. Dragon
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    So which one did you join? :P

  35. Stacey
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    Wow. To think I had my doubts about Match.com.

  36. A Vapid Blonde
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    I think cougar vaginas need moth balls stuck up them.

  37. Jennifer
    Friday, May 7, 2010

    http://www.redneckandsingle.com/

    Please don’t ask how I know about this site.

  38. Toni
    Sunday, May 9, 2010

    Ew barf i think I threw up on the diaper ones. Hmm wonder what would happen if someone from the nudist one and the diaper site got together? That would be some serious compromise I guess…to clothe or not to clothe.

  39. Elizabeth Kaylene
    Monday, May 10, 2010

    Diaper fetishes? Now I’ve seen it all!

  40. martymankins
    Tuesday, May 18, 2010

    The Cougar Life is the only one above that even remotely looks like a legit dating site. The other sites are just plain WTF!

    • Irving Williams
      Saturday, December 31, 2011

      @martymankins,

      I thought the same thing about Cougar Life, until I joined!….I wish I’d done some research on it first!…..They baited me in by sending a bunch of messages when I was a guest member!….soon as I upgraded my membership, and replied to each message I did not get ONE response!….11 messages from 11 different profiles when I was a guest….0 responses once I paid!….the only responses I got after that was all from those damn 419 Nigerian Scammers, and those webcam girls!….It’s a good thing I only upgraded for a month!

  41. single_guy
    Saturday, December 31, 2011

    I have considered making website that essentially amounts to “choose your date”, combining all of the dating sites into one. The idea would be that you would fill out a multiple choice questionaire on what you wanted on your date. This would make dating much more comfortable because you would know ahead of time that she is just looking for a screw and not a serious relationship. (as an example) All of these sites have problems matching people on their first date. Rather than having 50 different websites with these weird questions about personality which usually don’t get to the point, or trying to match people by fetish (maybe I spend too much time in the nude) combine all into one site.

    Sometimes you start out with a sex date and it turns into a relationship. Sometimes you meet someone and talk your way into a relationship. Like Zoosk.com, which has lots of pictures, sometimes it takes looking at a person to identify the right one. Sometimes you aren’t looking for the right one, just a temporary. We need to know this on the first date, otherwise this is nothing more than a disaster. And yes, we can’t forget those 3 somes and all that other stuff that does exist. They made a site for diaper fetish people, so there must be some out there. It is hard enough to find a significant other, and dealing with stupid websites that play games makes it all more difficult.

    How many people have actually met someone at all on a dating site?

  42. single_guy
    Saturday, December 31, 2011

    The cougar thing is not bad, but again, makes you play a game. The sugardaddies thing in concept is good, but they way they implement it is not good. I’m looking for an older (30s and 40s, even 50′s if your still young) rich female that wouldn’t mind having a guy around to take care of. There are lots of rich guys that are picky, but just pick up your average guy like me, and the expectations are not as high. I don’t want your money, I just want a female that is fun, secure, and not so stuck up. Sometimes richer isn’t smarter, and that’s why you need me.

    How can these cheesy websites do this? The determining factor on most dating sites is photography. Bad lighting, close up shots, and the worse one, PICTURES OF YOU DRUNK AT THE BAR…. aren’t very interesting. Those adult sites are even worse, with some people posting closeups of their body parts. Take the picture so that we don’t see the ugly parts. Or don’t show us that at all. There are sexy naked people, and then there are just people without their clothes on that think that that alone makes them sexy…and they are sadly mistaken.

    Hair. Wear the hairstyle that you wore when you were in high school. Men are naturally programmed to look for their female that they are still looking for. You’ll find your ideal man simply with the right hair. Another trick is to look like a pop star. Just remember that you will be getting a strong attraction from those of the popular generation of that pop star. If you are 35, that might mean that you are getting lots of hits from 20 year olds, if the pop star is younger.

    Your picture’s background.

  43. Rocket Pants
    Wednesday, July 25, 2012

    You didn’t say the magic word! ha ha ha ha.

    Where is Plenty Of Fish on your list?

    Here’s one:

    Cat Phishing for Blackbook.

    /

    ,,

  44. Renee
    Thursday, August 16, 2012

    total rip off hardly anyone on the site cost a fortune they keep sending you matches that don’t exisit or are scammers.
    Very expensive site for no return don’t go there waste your money and time

  45. JTD
    Wednesday, June 26, 2013

    These places make those scam Star Trek dating sites look Normal by comparison!
    There’s also a whole series of exotic dating sites which want you money and keep sending you e-mails of women who say they’re looking for you but haven’t been on there in Months…and to contact them all you have to do is Pay them…

    I’d also put Plenty of Fish and OKCupid up here. Mainly because of the harsh treatment they give to decent, honest guys who are, like, Perfectly Honest and not bullshitters: they get deleted in a week or two, if not in Days! I’ve been chucked off of there a dozen times for admitting to being an atheist, a Star Trek fan, and/or just a lonely, private guy who doesn’t want to post a picture up!
    On top of this you CANNOT contact any of the people who run these sites! Seriously, they won’t answer your e-mails and there’s no mailing addresses–NOTHING!

  46. Joseph
    Tuesday, September 17, 2013

    FARMERSONLY.ocm lololol What a real joke.

    Most of the people on the Farmers Only site haven’t been on for months or WAY longer so I wouldn’t count them as “members”. The prices have gone up too much to join to read less than a handful of profiles in your area.
    None seem to be any different than the typical meat market match has always been.
    There’s no way to search your area without joining. You have to cancel the auto renewal charge which is too tricky of business as most people don’t even check their bill.
    There is a 3 day cool off period law in some states that many sites supposedly honor from what I read but they don’t honor it.
    No need to reply. Regular really low people looking for free rides.. no pun intended, I guess.

  47. Jody
    Sunday, December 1, 2013

    For me, Swingers Heaven is by far the worst! it’s unprofessional and does nothing to protect female members.

  48. Simon
    Saturday, December 21, 2013

    I’ve not read through all the posts, but without doubt the WORST site, is MassLover. I don’t think there is ONE genuine profile on it, apart from mine, yes, I was stupid enough to part with my cash!!

    • Simon
      Tuesday, February 11, 2014

      in fact add to that, and “Get an Affair” you can add to the list. Not ONE girl within 20 miles who was in a relationship, so their claim that it was a site for those in relationships looking to meet, was a complete CON!! PLUS, I was expected to sit in a queue of over 10 minutes using an 0845 phone number to cancel my future subscriptions, or even close my account. A stroppy email did the trick, but do yourselves a favour, and don’t bother in the 1st place. Think I’ll give it all up as a bad job LOL…

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