Keep in mind that these are all real. These are some of the most fucked up, craziest dating sites on the Internet:
Site: Cougar Life
Concept: Where a cougar can meet her cub
Most Likely Used By: Old creaky women with dusty vaginas and college-aged boys with financial needs
Fun Fact: A 33-year old hairy fat man is considered a bear. And cougars hate bears.
Site: Sugar Daddie
Concept: Find your sugar daddy or sugar woman.
Most Likely Used By: Rich men and women and people desperate for a relationship based on nothing but money.
Fun Fact: In fourteen states, this is technically prostitution.
Site: Women Behind Bars
Concept: Find the prison babe of your dreams
Most Likely Used By: Murderers and drug addicts and the damaged men who can’t wait to fix them.
Fun Fact: 20% of the dates that happen after the women are released end up with some type of genital mutilation.
Site: Nudist Friends
Concept: Find the nudist person who is right for you.
Most Likely Used By: People who don’t look a fucking thing like the ones in the photo above.
Fun Fact: It’s considered bad manners to sit on your date’s towel during a nudist date.
Site: No Longer Lonely
Concept: Dating community for people afflicted with mental illnesses.
Most Likely Used By: Nutjobs, whackos, crazies, psychos, and fans of Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.
Fun Fact: For the most unique dates and variety from date to date, search for multiple personality disorders.
Site: Daily Diapers
Concept: Find an adult baby who’s right for you.
Most Likely Used By: Weird fucking men who like to wear diapers and poop and pee in them and the women who can’t wait to change them.
Fun Fact: German fetishists think these guys are fucked up.