How to fit an object with a circumference of 42 inches through an object with an 28-inch opening: A scientific study requiring seven steps.
Step 1: Put jaunty hat on first object.
Step 2: Place first object with large 42-inch radius onto spring-loaded delivery device.
Step 3: Hurl first object down through opening in second object with all the force that gravity can muster. Observe that clothing on first object will not remain attached to the object when gravity and force are applied.
Step 4: Wait with bated breath to see if first object will surface without said clothing, scarring children in the immediate area immensely.
Step 5: Observe that second object has somehow remained completely intact.
Step 6: Observe that first object has resurfaced, with clothing still on, including jaunty hat.
Step 7: Give first object hearty round of applause and prohibit first object from consuming any more margaritas.