Today is the birthday of two friends. One, Grant, is a tech geek, war vet and Asian fetishist, and the other is a quiet, meek, demure bookworm. Hahaha, just kidding – it’s Sybil!
Even though these two are pretty different, they have some similarities as well:
- They both have vaginas. Grant’s is just made of silicone and in his top drawer.
- Neither of them have ass-raped me, but they’ve both expressed interest.
- They both suffer from disabilities. Grant has diabetes, and Sybil has some type of chronic glaucoma or other medical issue that requires constant treatment 420 times a day.
- Neither of them have ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, although Grant danced with someone who called him a white devil, and Sybil fucked some guy in a devil suit.
- They’re both old as fuck.
- Both Grant and Sybil are very nice, caring people who have surprised me with the size of their hearts.
Happy birthday, fuckers!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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happy, happy birthday to them both! yay for celebrating two wonderful people.
wheeeeeeeeee!
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Twitter: kimt205
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Happy Birthday to both of them !
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Twitter: Blogography
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She’s a wonder, that Wonder Woman!
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The penultimate line has a misspelling – “hearts” is actually spelled “penis”. Just call me Mr. Tic-Tac. But I forgive you, baby, if you’ll wear that dress the next time I try to ass-rape you.
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Twitter: blondefabulous
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She’s your Wonder Woman, Calls you Mr. Fantastic…. STOP!……. Now think about it.
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Big-guy bestows birthday bravos on brave buddies.
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Hahaha!
Thank you!
And I can’t believe you told everyone about my herpes! Damn you!
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Oh – my bad. You didn’t.
Just kidding, people!
I am still drunk from last night. Is that bad?
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Twitter: themuskrat
, May 15th, 2010: 6:06 PM
@Sybil Law, not at all.
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Twitter: tlkaply
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Happy birthday, dudes.
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Adam, you never looked lovelier. Perhaps, I should step away from my computer and interact with real human being periodically.
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Twitter: themuskrat
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Awesome…happy birthday to these fine peeps. And, I’m glad to make the birthday picture. I was just thinking about how infrequently I show up on this blog and how badly it hurts me that I don’t.
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Twitter: Beccas4
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Happy birthday Grant and Sybil!!!
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The hair color and dress becomes you, sexy even, wait!
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