Even though these two are pretty different, they have some similarities as well:
- They both have vaginas. Grant’s is just made of silicone and in his top drawer.
- Neither of them have ass-raped me, but they’ve both expressed interest.
- They both suffer from disabilities. Grant has diabetes, and Sybil has some type of chronic glaucoma or other medical issue that requires constant treatment 420 times a day.
- Neither of them have ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, although Grant danced with someone who called him a white devil, and Sybil fucked some guy in a devil suit.
- They’re both old as fuck.
- Both Grant and Sybil are very nice, caring people who have surprised me with the size of their hearts.
Happy birthday, fuckers!