There’s no way your schlong is that long. If it is, quit your job and go directly into fetish porn.
@Zoeyjane, it’s drawn actual size, not to scale.
@Avitable, Maybe the new you is a grower.
Is there a smaller penis inside the larger penis, like a weird russian nesting doll? But a nesting penis?
@Amanda, Exactly what I was thinking!
@Amanda, wouldn’t you like to know?!?
I love it!
@Just Me, thanks.
Don’t get your junk caught in that zipper.
What’s the grand total lost?
@Little Miss Sunshine State, 132 pounds so far.
@Kim, no nesting here. Taking off a layer, though!
Is it like a zipper and you are unzipping your old body and your new one will come out?
@Breigh, kind of, yes.
Are you one of those Russian nesting dolls!? WICKED!
@Karen, already did that! http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/23/nesting-dolls/
Look at you busting out of your shell!
@Lisa, yeah. 🙂
SAME BUT DIFFERENT!!
@Dave2, precisely! Since I inadvertently copy your posts whenever I draw, did you ever do one like this?
Are those ski poles?
@Zakary, don’t mock my stick figure legs.
Awesome! I know the feeling.
@Blondefabulous, it’s a good one.
Entertaining egghead exits ecto-shell. Excellent!!
I am sure whatever you are becoming will be awesome.
@Mandi Bone, me, just better. 🙂
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that!!
@Sybil Law, damn straight.
I love it!!!
Are you about to become a butterfly? Gay.
@muskrat, I’ll be a kickass butterfly.
Like a chocolate covered almond. Get it? Because chocolate is bad for you and almonds are healthy. Sigh. Nobody understands me. Not since Kurt Cobain died, anyway. Oh, wait, is this one of those times where this is supposed to be about you? But. That’s always so… boring.
@Faiqa, wait. Kurt Cobain understood you?
Waiting to be set free inside of every fat person is an even fatter person.
Seriously, good luck with your torso zipper.
@Krëg, “Torso Zipper” should be the name of a band.
So THAT’s where you’ve been hiding your vagina!
@Miss Britt, yup. I’m ingenious.
So you got a necklace shaped like a zipper? That’s clever!
@LeSombre, ooh, that is a good idea.
Adam’s coming out! j/k, great drawing : )
@cat, coming out and fabbbulooouuusss!
Is that what you’ve been doing lately? Unzipping your shell? I was watching True Life yesterday, and a therapist mentioned to someone who had lost a bunch of weight that you have to learn to accept your old you along with your new you in order to reconcile your self image, because they’re both you.
@Poppy, I don’t understand that. The old me is someone I don’t want to know.
@Avitable, and that’s how history repeats itself.
@Elizabeth Kaylene, you do backwards smileys!
@Avitable, I do!
@Avitable, But then again, everyone else’s smileys look backward to me!
I think the new you has a longer schlong hiding in there. I’m just sayin’.
@Coal Miner’s Granddaughter, why I never! My Victorian sensibilities have been offended!
Is that hairy smile thing really on your belly…or is that just a little artistic license ?
@Stacey, if you squint, it looks like it. Sometimes. If you’re drunk. And on your knees.
I am in awe that your penis is bigger around than your legs.
Call Me ;)!
@Deb, unfortunately, it’s drawn actual size, not to scale.
Does that zipper go all the way down?
@martymankins, no, I can step out of it!
Congrats on no longer being able to contain your penis in your manties. 🙂
@Capricorn Cringe, I just need bigger manties now.
Outstanding pic man!!! 🙂
Are you revealing your soul or just a bigger penis?
@Dragon, a new me!
So I know that you’re all like, I dunno, in love with the “new” you and that you’re doing this mainly for the vaginas you want to add to your collection but also for your health and all that but, I just figured I’d remind you that we liked the “old” you too.
Same Adam, just smaller.