15 responses

  1. miss zilch
    Friday, May 21, 2010

    lol Sperminator Salivation! HAHAHAHA!

  2. Grant
    Friday, May 21, 2010

    I’m sure the Japanese have already made several versions of the last one. In fact, Terminatrix seemed like a mix between that and #6.

  3. Uncle Gerry
    Friday, May 21, 2010

    The Big Short – porn movie version of the current bestseller. Short peckered Quant during the mortgage meltdown.

    Too big to Fail – sequel where Avitable saves the financial system with a cameo dream sequence appearance by ancestor Paolo.

  4. Finn
    Friday, May 21, 2010

    I see your assuming these “films” will actually have a plot. Silly boy.

    • Finn
      Friday, May 21, 2010

      @Finn, Um, it’s “you’re.” I need not to be here today. Oy.

  5. Kr√ęg
    Friday, May 21, 2010

    Wait. Porno movies have names? Seriously? I guess I just never noticed.

  6. Hockeymandad
    Friday, May 21, 2010

    That would be a great job. But I bet the pay is crap.

    It must be, why else would they make a porn version of the golden girls?

  7. lceel
    Friday, May 21, 2010

    Somewhere in the universe there’s a response to this … I just don’t have a fucking clue.

  8. Miss Britt
    Friday, May 21, 2010

    Jennifer’s Body made me giggle.

  9. Sybil Law
    Friday, May 21, 2010

    My favorite is The Sucking of Pell’s Ham 1 2 3.
    Hahaha

  10. JD at I Do Things
    Friday, May 21, 2010

    This is fun! I want to come up with porn movie titles.

    The Hurt Cocker
    Iron Cock
    Sher-Cock Holmes
    Alice in Cock-land
    The Men Who Stare at Cocks
    How to Train Your Cock
    Clash of the Cocks
    Nightmare on Cock Street

    Maybe I need more practice. Or more exposure to different genres of porn.

  11. Ren
    Friday, May 21, 2010

    Most of those seem like pretty reasonable ideas, but you’ve gone over the edge with that last one — crazy!

  12. Nenette
    Friday, May 21, 2010

    My favourite is “Fast and Bi-Curious”. Made me giggle a lot.

  13. Employee No. 3699
    Saturday, May 22, 2010

    Read most of the book but ‘never finished’. Watched the movie and wasn’t quite ‘satisfied’. What, pray tell would have been the answer? “The Lovely Boner”

  14. elle
    Tuesday, May 25, 2010

    aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!

    fast and bi-curious & (500) dates of some whore both seem genius. not that the plot really matters…

    this should be your new business venture.

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