Stealing this from Ali who stole it from her friend Kerri:
Buffy > Anne Rice > Sookie > Twilight
Chocolate > Anything
Women > Men
Conversation > IM/Email
U2 > Beatles > Elvis
Superman > Everything
Opening yourself up and being hurt > Walling yourself up and never experiencing anything
Johnny Depp’s Chocolate Factory <= Gene Wilder's Chocolate Factory
Good cry > Fake laugh
Good laugh > Anything
Hugs > Handshakes
Swimming > Running
Dogs > Cats
Tan Fat > Pale Fat
Intelligence > Power > Wealth
Jacob > Edward
Beating Ali in WWF > Beating Ali’s daughter in WWF
Someone else’s home cooking > My home cooking
Grocery store bakery birthday cake > Any other type of cake
Anything > Vomiting
Happy Gilmore > Wedding Singer > Billy Madison
Die Hard > Die Hard 4 > Die Hard 3 > Die Hard 2
iPhone > your phone
PC > Mac
Honesty > Comfort
Star Wars > Star Trek
Chrome > Firefox > IE
Google > Yahoo
The Daily Show > MSNBC > CNN > Fox
Boxer briefs > Briefs > Boxers
Shaved > Jungle Bush
B > C > A > D > DD
Eyes > Smile > Ass > Legs > Boobs
Geeks > Nerds
Simpsons > South Park > Family Guy
What about you?
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Twitter: kimt205
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I saw hers this morning and was totally going to steal it !
Now of course, I must. ; )
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@Kim, it’s a fun one to do!
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avitable>all of my other blogging/online friends
=)
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@Maddie Marie, awwww. Same for you!
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U2? holy shit, i don’t think we can be friends. U2 is greater than the beatles? no no no. but i am so happy you’re “team jacob!” this is clever, i like it!
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@rose the rad sugar, U2 is the greatest band ever!
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Twitter: alotofnothing
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The biggest shocker:
PC over MAC?
It’s like I don’t even know you.
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@Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing], I hate Macs.
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rocky iv > rocky > rocky ii > rocky iii
strawberry ice cream > chocolate > vanilla
sweat pants > jeans
florida > hell
smooches > snogging > making out > sloppy wet kisses
giving your passenger a handy > hands at 10 and 2
sopranos > all tv
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@rose the rad sugar, oh Rose, I love you. These are awesome.
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@Avitable, let me know if you ever need a ride. hahahahahahaha.
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@rose the rad sugar, ah, if only you’re weren’t betrothed!
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Holy shit. Just when I thought you couldn’t get any cooler ….. I find out you love U2. Fucking yeah.
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@edenland, yeah, I do. LOVE them.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Um… Billy Madison is totally Adam Sandler’s best movie. Happy Gilmore? Maybe the 2nd best, if I’m in a generous mood.
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@Amanda, Happy Gilmore is better – Billy Madison is a bit weird at times.
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Twitter: Blogography
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When I saw that U2 was greater than The Beatles and Elvis, I was dumbfounded. But then I saw PC greater than Mac and realized that this is all a joke. HA HA VERY FUNNY!
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@Dave2, I like being able to build my computers from scratch, THANKYOUVERYMUCH!
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Loved this…hmm, meme? Or is that totally ‘out’ in the Blogosphere? I don’t have a clue. I’m so totally out of fashion around here lately that for all I know I’m still wearing Jordache Jeans…and they’re high waisted with crap on the back pocket.
Anyway, though I agree with most of what you have out here, I do have a couple of issues with your list.
Seriously, Buffy is greater than Anne Rice? Anne Rice is an author and Buffy is a character. Hello? The Vampire Chronicles, The Mayfair Witches, The Mummy…and if you’re a fan of Anne, how about ‘A Cry to Heaven’?
Superman…over ninjas? Where are your priorities?
Johnny Depp is the fucking authentic maple syrup on a stack of pancakes. He is the Béarnaise sauce on a fillet. He is the whipped cream on…anything. But, Gene Wilder pulled off that role better. It just is what it is.
An aside, I don’t know if you were referring to Muhammad Ali with WWF, but I actually met one of Muhammad Ali’s daughters. She owned an Italian restaurant in my area, with her husband, and I had the good fortune of meeting her and talking to her at length.
Other than the above I agree with your list. Do I at least earn a gold star or two?
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@Employee No. 3699, it’s still a meme. And the Buffy/Anne Rice is about their vampire universes. Anne Rice’s Chronicles are good, but Buffy is much, much better.
Superman beats everything. And Johnny Depp and Gene Wilder are just different in the roles, but equally good.
The Ali being mentioned is the one I linked to!
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Twitter: themuskrat
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miss britt > avitable
maybe i should give chrome a chance!
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Twitter: missbritt
, June 6th, 2010: 11:16 AM
@muskrat, woo hoo!!!
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@muskrat, damn you. I can only retort with Deb > Moebes.
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Twitter: poppycede
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Why are you always trying to judge things as better than other things?
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@Poppy, you’re just mad because I said the dogs > cats thing.
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Twitter: alimartell
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wait…are you saying their chocolate factories are equal?
Gene gets the win from me. Hands down.
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@alimartell, I’m talking about the movies. And I love Gene’s Wonka, but Johnny Depp’s was different and equally awesome.
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U2 greater than the Beatles AND Elvis?! Jesus, dude. NO fucking way.
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@Sybil Law, yes fucking way!
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Twitter: missbritt
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I’m glad I have successfully passed on the appreciation of tan fat vs. white fat.
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@Miss Britt, I have learned well from you, old wise one.
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Macs are better than PC. Use one exclusively for a month and you might feel the same. Or better yet, run your Windows on a Mac. It will fail less.
Other than that, my list would read almost identically to yours except I would add:
my kids > your kids
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@Hockeymandad, damn right. Speaking of which, I have to drop mine off at the pool.
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I’m with you on the Star Wars thing, but a lot of people have told me that I’d probably really love Star Trek if I gave it a shot… that I have latent Sci-Fi geek tendencies.
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@cat, well, you are related to Brian, geek extraordinaire.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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well, if dd are lowest on that list, i guess triple d would be even lower. fucker!
xoxo
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@hello haha narf, not yours, though. Yours are greater than all the rest!
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Pandora > MP3 Player
Laughing so hard you cry >= Laughing through the tears
Sookie > Twilight
Chapstick > Lipstick
Funny Men > Wealthy Men
Icecream > Anything
Mixed Drink > Beer
Swimming > Gym > Running
Piano > Guitar
College Football > Pro Football > Baseball
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@amanda, I’m with you on all of those, except the last. I’d add a “Anything other than sports >” to the front of that one.
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Twitter: Zoeyjane
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Not much of a boob man, are you. This… perplexes me. I thought you all were.
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@Zoeyjane, nope. I’m not saying that I’ll turn away someone who’s more endowed, but I like smaller boobs.
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I love that you love U2, being Irish we take full credit for their sucess. Your totally wrong about Jacob greater than Edward, so wrong there mister avitable. I agree with you on the Chocolate factory movies, both great in their own way.
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@J from Ireland, Edward is a ponce. The end.
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Buffy > EVERYTHING
I think I’ve only beaten Ali on WWF once. But actually, come to think of it, that might have been a dream.
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