It’s time for audience participation!
I need you, dear reader, to fill in the following words, and tomorrow or Friday I will pick the best ones and show you what horrors you’ve wrought. Extra points for creativity and good vocabulary!
1. Adjective
2. Noun
3. Full Name
4. Noun
5. Noun
6. Adjective
7. Verb (past tense)
8. Verb (past tense)
9. Plural Noun
10. Adverb
11. Noun
12. Unit of measurement
13. Adverb
14. Adjective
15. Adverb
16. Adjective
17. Verb
18. Noun
19. Verb
20. Adverb
21. Noun
And . . . go!
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1. Smarmy
2. Road
3. Val Kilmer
4. Tree
5. Nimrod
6. Brown
7. Ate
8. Swatted
9. Ducks
10. Merrily
11. Hardhat
12. Gallon
13. Well
14. Amazing
15. Sleepily
16. Sylph-like
17. Welcome
18. Wren
19. Pounce
20. Lovingly
21. Urn
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Twitter: karensugarpants
says:
1. Soft
2. Kitten
3. Bubbles O’Toole
4. leash
5. lipstick
6. hard
7. huffed
8. puffed
9. tricks
10. quickly
11. mouth
12. inches
13. slowly
14. hungry
15. naturally
16. pink
17. jump
18. shed
19. pay
20. stinkily
21. washing machine
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Twitter: Amanda234
says:
1. fuckable
2. horse shoe
3. eliza dushku
4. stripper pole
5. book
6. demanding
7. pleasured
8. swam
9. flowers
10. quickly
11. band-aid
12. joule
13. happily
14. combative
15. ceremonially
16. quaint
17. refuse
18. puppet
19. analyze
20. adamantly
21. vase
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Twitter: kimt205
says:
1. Petulant
2. Toilet
3. Sookie Stackhouse
4. Knife
5. Dildo
6. Witty
7. Slept
8. Burned
9. Squirrels
10. Buxomly
11. Banjo
12. Pint
13. Anxiously
14. Thundering
15. Flexibly
16. Enchanted
17. Launched
18. iPhone
19. Rotated
20. Firmly
21. Buttock
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Twitter: blondefabulous
says:
1. Pink
2.Skate
3.Cat Snatch Fever
4.Helmet
5.Belt
6.Painful
7.Ran
8.Played
9.Girls
10.Quickly
11.Helmet
12.Feet
13.Tightly
14.Sweaty
15.Scantily
16.Blonde
17.Hit
18.Knee Pad
19.J-Block
20.Harshly
21.Roller girl
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Twitter: VerdantDude
says:
Just use whatever variant of fuck works for each word. That’ll save me some time.
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1. greasy
2. sphincter
3. George Washington Carver
4. plug
5. funnel
6. smarmy
7. squatted
8. pleased
9. feces
10. queasily
11. nostril
12. kilojoule
13. merrily
14. hard
15. suggestively
16. tingly
17. grunt
18. shingle
19. twirl
20. effeminately
21. diaphragm
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1. translucent
2. coffee table
3. Herbert Hoover
4. banana
5. toupee
6. domineering
7. collapsed
8. jogged
9. diplomas
10. surreptitiously
11. automobile
12. kilowatt
13. intentionally
14. seductive
15. courageously
16. enormous
17. castrate
18. turtle
19. crash
20. ferociously
21. boudoir
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Twitter: themuskrat
says:
1. Adjective: perfunctory
2. Noun: chaos
3. Full Name: Rowdy Roddy Piper
4. Noun: obsolescence
5. Noun: perpetuity
6. Adjective: incorrigible
7. Verb (past tense): hanged
8. Verb (past tense): eliminated
9. Plural Noun: scabies
10. Adverb: decidedly
11. Noun: syphilis
12. Unit of measurement: gigawatt
13. Adverb: inadequately
14. Adjective: oblivious
15. Adverb: tightly
16. Adjective: uptight
17. Verb: filibuster
18. Noun: decedent
19. Verb: defecate
20. Adverb: sweetly
21. Noun: vulva
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I pick “butt” 21 times.
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1. pungent
2. goat
3. Boutros Boutros-Ghali
4. ferret
5. pouch
6. gracious
7. complied
8. sniffed
9. pantaloons
10.expeditiously
11. thumbtack
12. farthing
13. bluntly
14. repulsive
15. drolly
16. witty
17. fail
18. wilderness
19. caterwaul
20. indulgently
21. sushi
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1. Adjective: odoriferous
2. Noun: ass
3. Full Name: Pussy Galore
4. Noun: feather
5. Noun: jizz
6. Adjective: glistening
7. Verb (past tense): fell
8. Verb (past tense): spanked
9. Plural Noun: fuckers
10. Adverb: slowly
11. Noun: orifice
12. Unit of measurement: nanometer
13. Adverb: slowly
14. Adjective: sticky
15. Adverb: judiciously
16. Adjective: hairy
17. Verb: twirling
18. Noun: dildo
19. Verb: smack
20. Adverb: safely
21. Noun: kitten
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Twitter: msmegan
says:
No one told me there was going to be a test…
1. lamentable
2. monkey wrench
3. John Smythe
4. crotch
5. funicular
6. pulchritudinous
7. farted
8. dribbled
9. horns
10. inadvertently
11. fountain pen
12. hectameter
13. hopefully
14. grateful
15. clumsily
16. pregnant
17. hone
18. shoelace
19. burp
20. awkwardly
21. dung heap
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Twitter: thepsychobabble
says:
1. scrawny
2. scarecrow
3. Johnny Depp
4. table
5. couch
6. soft
7. struggled
8. released
9. kittens
10. swiftly
11. carpet
12. inches
13. angrily
14. broken
15. lazily
16. short
17. rest
18. foot
19. kick
20. jokingly
21. tongue
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1. Adjective- savory
2. Noun- proposition
3. Full Name- Lyla
4. Noun- Moon
5. Noun – Sun
6. Adjective – logical
7. Verb (past tense) – loved
8. Verb (past tense)- wrecked
9. Plural Noun – Olympians
10. Adverb – slowly
11. Noun- house
12. Unit of measurement- cup
13. Adverb- gingerly
14. Adjective – amazing
15. Adverb – forcefully
16. Adjective – cogent
17. Verb – jump
18. Noun – view
19. Verb – lunge
20. Adverb – towards
21. Noun – end
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Ooo, fun!
1. precocious
2. chair
3. Helena Hanbassket
4. tomato
5. tit
6. pasty
7. penetrated
8. lobbed
9. garbanzos
10. grindingly
11. session
12. parsec
13. infectiously
14. stupid
15. sneakily
16. crusty
17. ooze
18. viscosity
19. grunt
20. sluggishly
21. hole
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1. Abnormal
2. Dipstick
3. Aretha Franklin
4. Muscle
5. Appliance
6. Vulgar
7. Irritated
8. Twisted
9. Arches
10. Boastfully
11. Leather
12. Eon
13. Frenetically
14. Unbecoming
15. Noisily
16. Noxious
17. Yawn
18. Donkey
19. Unfasten
20. Disturbingly
21. Element
(can you spot the hidden message?)
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1. Jolly
2. Pot Roast
3. Picerce Cox
4. Phlebotomist
5. Hooligan
6. Horny
7. Shat
8. urinated
9. nipple rings
10. Accidentally
11. Dildo
12. Smidgen
13. Nastily
14. Wet
15. angrily
16. slimey
17. bounce
18. Scrotum
19. Suck
20. hungrily
21. Condom
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Twitter: fandpinlv
says:
1. Yello
2. Desk
3. Miley Cyrus
4. Pickle
5. Airplane
6. Soft
7. Rigged
8. Picked
9. Geese
10. Snidely
11. Ninja
12. Kilo
13. Hurriedly
14. Flat
15. Quickly
16. Heavenly
17. Giggle
18. Hair
19. f*#k
20. sheepishly
21. Bull
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Twitter: tomtrad1
says:
1. Superfluous
2. Rainbow
3. Farquhar Farquharson
4. Egg whisk
5. Colostomy bag
6. Squishy
7. Deflated(past tense)
8. Skyrocketed(past tense)
9. Arches
10. Lovingly
11. Typewriter
12. League
13. Mysteriously
14. Curvaceous
15. Excruciatingly
16. Sequined
17. To grope
18. Cornflake
19. To moisten
20. Seductively
21. Lip
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1. Fucking
2. Fuck
3. Fucker McFuckstick
4. Fuck
5. Fuck
6. Fucking
7. Fucked
8. Fucked
9. Fucks
10. Fuckly
11. Fuck
12. Fucking Huge
13. Fuckly
14. Fucking
15. Fuckly
16. Fucking
17. Fuck
18. Fuck
19. Fuck
20. Fuckly
21. Fuck
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Twitter: themuskrat
, June 23rd, 2010: 10:07 PM
@Hockeymandad, you’re filthy and unimaginative. which means your list is the best one.
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1. polka-dotted
2. clarinet
3. Gerald McBoingBoing
4. outhouse
5. hobbyhorse
6. asinine
7. panhandled
8. parboiled
9. starfishes
10. niggardly
11. clef note
12. cubit
13. cowardly
14. wooden
15. inadvertantly
16. striped
17. yodel
18. baboon
19. vomit
20. extremely
21. gallbladder
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