I hope you didn’t hurt your schlong on that wall. Dicks and bricks don’t mix.
I’m not going to lie to you, at first I thought you were pooping. Just a little.
But what happened to your legs?!?!??
Looks like you need a little manscaping
Are those your pubes on the other side?
jim morrison would be proud.
I’m a bit confused. Why aren’t your legs in the picture?
Those must be some weak-ass bricks to pulverize into little pieces like that. I’d call a housing inspector ASAP.
You’re smiling! Now go shave yer hairy…um…wall.
What’s on the other side?
That’s some mighty fine artwork there! That’s about on par with anything I could create.
[Insert clever comment here.]
I hope you bought that wall dinner first, cuz that’s mean.
PS – Your Facebook widget says “Clearly, You’re Retarded” has 671,999 fans. Is that for real?!
my, what a hairy wall you have.