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Look at boobs, raise money for breast cancer, and see what a gorilla’s shoulders look like

There’s this blogger named Lotus (yes, that’s her real name, give her a break, her parents were some type of fucking hippies or something) who loves boobs. More than men. She just loves ’em. In fact, if she could marry them, she’d haul tits right to the courthouse and get betrothed before you could say “underwire”.

She started this little phenomenon called Bewb Fest, wherein women submit tasteful pictures of their breasts (no nipples showing, no tittyfucking, no tacky tattoos showing cowgirls riding tigers, etc.), and the interweb votes on them. The winner gets prizes. Titillating ones.

Last year, she also introduced Mewb Fest, which is a similar, yet hairier and less attractive, contest.

She is also donating all of her ad revenue from the month of July to fight breast cancer. So, the more traffic she gets in July, the more money goes to Susan G. Komen for the Cure.

Go on over to her site, vote for Bewbs (might I recommend 4, 6, 10, 11, 38, and 44?) and then go over and vote for Mewbs (I demand that you vote for #5!). You can vote as many times as you’d like!

Here’s a sneak preview of the hottest tits you’re going to find on that site:

Vote for #5!

32 thoughts on “Look at boobs, raise money for breast cancer, and see what a gorilla’s shoulders look like”

  1. i voted for your mewbs, and honestly… they were my fav. so i didn’t just do it because you said to.

    as for the bewbs… there were a bunch that i liked. 10, 19, and 33 were my ultimate choices when i had to vote though. i mean, damn!

  2. heh. It’s slightly disturbing that I recognized your mewbs when the bewbfest lineup went live.
    Not recognized like had-no-idea-you-were-participating-but-those-HAVE-to-be-avitable’s-man-titties. But def. recognized like avitable’s-name-is-on-the-list-and-those-HAVE-to-be-avitable’s-lady(gentleman?)-lumps.


  3. The husband sometimes has a rather dismissive view of my blog-reading habits, but he became suddenly, intensely interested when I explained Bewb Fest to him. Mewb Fest, not so much.

    I agree with those above who say you’re looking good!

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