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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Find me at:
Twitter: kimt205
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Why isn’t your back hair growing?
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@Kim, I’m wearing a shirt.
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Twitter: alotofnothing
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Where did the Avitaweiner go?
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@Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing], I’m wearing pants!
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Good job!
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@Amanda, cartoon Adam thanks you.
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Twitter: Faiqa
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You can DO EEEET!
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@Faiqa, in real life, I’d be soooo fucked.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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Your body is shaped like a bean. Your argument is invalid.
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@B.E. Earl, bears. beets. Battlestar Galactica.
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@Avitable, YES! Oh Dwight and Jim slay me.
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Y’know, this would all be easier if you’d just let me teach you how to sew.
I’m not sure why that’s true, just that it is.
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@Deb, will you? I can barely sew a button on.
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@Avitable, Yes, silly man, of course I will! Or: you could buy my new book, available wherever books are sold Aug 25, 2010. (You can also borrow it from Britt, since I know she has a copy.) Whichever.
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@Deb, I plan on buying it!
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Twitter: ellemmes
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Yer shrinking! Well except for your beard.
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@Lisa, if only that were true in real life!
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Twitter: Blogography
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The Giving Tree is pretty much a goner then?
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@Dave2, it’s so fucked.
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Twitter: Whatsananna
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Again. Where is Wilson??
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@Nanna, he floated away. So sad.
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That place had only one tree and you cut it down!
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@Grant, I’m the worst liberal tree hugger in the world.
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It’s like a season of LOST. I’m dying to see what happens next!
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@Kaye, my ending will be MUCH less confusing.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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i see a scary face with wild green hair and large teeth about to eat a bunch of penises wrapped in blankets. you see it, too…right? c’mon. it is next to the vagina.
(this is like those ink blots the doctor makes me look at, right?)
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@hello haha narf, Freud would have a field day . . .
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That poor tree….
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@Sybil Law, it’ll grow back.
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Twitter: an_bhean
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Your ability to keep those white clothes clean is amazing. Or is the oxi-clean hidden behind the tree?
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@Robin, I just wash them in the ocean. Voila!
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I can’t believe you made a whole raft out of one little palm tree. Amazing. Where did the axe come from? You know you could fashion a canopy out of those palm fronds to provide some relief from the sun and seagull poop when you set sail.
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@bizlicious, I made an axe out of a shard of coconut and a piece of the mast.
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So, are you on vacation, then? Is that what’s happening?
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@crisi-tunity, no, sometimes a raft on a deserted island is just a raft on a deserted island.
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Twitter: blondefabulous
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If you can make a raft out of a single palm tree, then those fuckers on Gilligan’s Island were just fucking stupid. And they had a frickin’ professor on the island with them. Kudos!
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@Blondefabulous, oh, they could have left any time they wanted to!
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I never thought I would say this, but … I’m worried about your penis.
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@Capricorn Cringe, I’ll let him know.
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