Why isn’t your back hair growing?
@Kim, I’m wearing a shirt.
Where did the Avitaweiner go?
@Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing], I’m wearing pants!
@Amanda, cartoon Adam thanks you.
You can DO EEEET!
@Faiqa, in real life, I’d be soooo fucked.
Your body is shaped like a bean. Your argument is invalid.
@B.E. Earl, bears. beets. Battlestar Galactica.
@Avitable, YES! Oh Dwight and Jim slay me.
Y’know, this would all be easier if you’d just let me teach you how to sew.
I’m not sure why that’s true, just that it is.
@Deb, will you? I can barely sew a button on.
@Avitable, Yes, silly man, of course I will! Or: you could buy my new book, available wherever books are sold Aug 25, 2010. (You can also borrow it from Britt, since I know she has a copy.) Whichever.
@Deb, I plan on buying it!
Yer shrinking! Well except for your beard.
@Lisa, if only that were true in real life!
The Giving Tree is pretty much a goner then?
@Dave2, it’s so fucked.
Again. Where is Wilson??
@Nanna, he floated away. So sad.
That place had only one tree and you cut it down!
@Grant, I’m the worst liberal tree hugger in the world.
It’s like a season of LOST. I’m dying to see what happens next!
@Kaye, my ending will be MUCH less confusing.
i see a scary face with wild green hair and large teeth about to eat a bunch of penises wrapped in blankets. you see it, too…right? c’mon. it is next to the vagina.
(this is like those ink blots the doctor makes me look at, right?)
@hello haha narf, Freud would have a field day . . .
That poor tree….
@Sybil Law, it’ll grow back.
Your ability to keep those white clothes clean is amazing. Or is the oxi-clean hidden behind the tree?
@Robin, I just wash them in the ocean. Voila!
I can’t believe you made a whole raft out of one little palm tree. Amazing. Where did the axe come from? You know you could fashion a canopy out of those palm fronds to provide some relief from the sun and seagull poop when you set sail.
@bizlicious, I made an axe out of a shard of coconut and a piece of the mast.
So, are you on vacation, then? Is that what’s happening?
@crisi-tunity, no, sometimes a raft on a deserted island is just a raft on a deserted island. 🙂
If you can make a raft out of a single palm tree, then those fuckers on Gilligan’s Island were just fucking stupid. And they had a frickin’ professor on the island with them. Kudos!
@Blondefabulous, oh, they could have left any time they wanted to!
I never thought I would say this, but … I’m worried about your penis.
@Capricorn Cringe, I’ll let him know.