The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Yay!
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@Kim, of course, on the downside, it IS Daytona. Ugh.
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Twitter: Amanda234
says:
oh, good! There’s a restaurant I like in Daytona!
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@Amanda, which one?
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Twitter: leeleykeel
says:
phew!
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@leel, I know right?
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Twitter: thepsychobabble
says:
woohoo! I was a little worried there;P
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@thepsychobabble, it was rough sailing for a bit.
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I’d like to masturbate to some of the stick figures, but I’m not sure which ones are Asian schoolgirls. Can you add labels? Or should I just assume that you have proper tastes and all of them are Asian schoolgirls?
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@Grant, all of the ones with breasts are Asian schoolgirls except for one which is a Thai shemale, but that’s part of the fun.
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Twitter: ellemmes
says:
Hey what happened to your friends?
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@Lisa, they washed overboard.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
says:
Is that a boom box next to one of the sunbathers? Do they still make those?
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@B.E. Earl, in Daytona, they do. It’s so behind the times.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
says:
i’m still disturbed by the face in the tree. can’t see anything else.
but i think i am supposed to be happy for you to have reached daytona. so…yaaaaaaaay, you!
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@hello haha narf, although I guess it’s not quite the same as reaching civilization.
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Twitter: msmegan
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Victory? Really? Maybe if it was Hawaii, but come on, it’s Daytona.
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Well, that was anti-climactic lol.
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Twitter: themuskrat
says:
Where are the cars? I was there in ’98, and we totally drove on the beach.
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Twitter: lceel
says:
Funny. I don’t see anyone I recognize.
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Yikes. This is Victory? Dude, I live here. You grew up here. Really, Victory!?
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Twitter: Faiqa
, July 22nd, 2010: 1:33 PM
@Cara, Hahahahaha… I know, right?
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Twitter: Faiqa
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Okay. *NOW*? My interest is peaked because Daytona can’t be the end. It just can’t be. Please, God.
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And then your beard wins the Daytona 500! Wooooooo!
The arms raised is a wonderful touch. In all seriousness.
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I see butt crack
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