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The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Twitter: an_bhean
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I see that your windows have both locks and window treatments. Good call! Nice to be able to block out the adoring masses when you need a break.
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Twitter: kimt205
says:
Oh thank god. I thought you were being bent over in Daytona.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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Homo, Sweet Homo!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
, July 23rd, 2010: 12:10 AM
@B.E. Earl,
heehee
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I love this.
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Twitter: alotofnothing
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I’m so confused how this has to do with you coming out of the closet.
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Twitter: pjacksoncrew
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I’m beginning to think I’m the only one that has no idea what these drawings mean.
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@Peggy, no, you’re not.
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Twitter: msbatman
, July 23rd, 2010: 9:51 AM
@Peggy, No no, honey, you’re not. I’m lost too
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@Peggy, You’re not alone, Peggy.
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Twitter: Faiqa
, July 23rd, 2010: 11:31 PM
@Peggy, I talk to him regularly and *I’m* getting a little confused. I dont know what that hair dryer is about.
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Twitter: pjacksoncrew
, July 23rd, 2010: 11:57 PM
@Faiqa, Well I’ll be dammed! I thought that was a damn sock, not a blow dryer.
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Twitter: Faiqa
, July 24th, 2010: 12:30 AM
@Peggy, heh, it is a sock. I was making a joke… someone called it a blowdryer earlier this week.
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Twitter: pjacksoncrew
, July 24th, 2010: 6:53 AM
@Faiqa, I actually went back and looked at it after you said blow dryer. Thankfully I hadn’t lost my mind at that point and still saw the sock.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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For the record, that beard ain’t normal…
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Twitter: ellemmes
says:
Yay! Your friends came back!
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Twitter: s_csr
says:
I’m with Peggy.
I’m so confused.
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Twitter: NenetteAM
says:
you’re so pretty.
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Twitter: Zakary
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I’m glad you brought your blow dryer and your hand mirror home where they belong. And I really like your couch, you have a good eye.
xo.
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Is that someone’s head you are holding? O.o
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Twitter: hismuse
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I think I’m missing something with the cartoons.
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Did you wax your chest or have chemo? You’re looking less gorilla-ish these days.
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Twitter: msmegan
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So… no coffee table?
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Twitter: lceel
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That drawing is anatomically incorrect. Or are you finally wearing pants?
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Twitter: shellimil
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I hope all is really okay. I’m still here.
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Twitter: msbatman
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Will there be a translation for all the drawings later?
You said that the ending would be MUCH less confusing than LOST, and since I’m still confused, I’m guessing it’s not the ending?
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@Becky, lol yeah i’m still waiting. All i can take right now, is being stranded isn’t much different than being home, you still have your ball and a sock you play with, you’re just in air conditioning?
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There is nothing normal about you…
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Twitter: pjacksoncrew
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Ok here’s what I’ve come up with. Correct me if I’m wrong.
You set out to be alone to think. Spent some time alone. Played with a sock and ball. Got bored. Built a boat. Went to Daytona. Came home with a clear head.
No?
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Twitter: leeleykeel
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yay! the sock returns! i was so worried about that sock. yes, i’m totally that person.
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Normal is relative and insanity is a cousin. I like the green. It signifies prosperity, but really it just makes me hungry for some odd reason.
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I’m still worried about your missing penis.
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Twitter: elizabethbarone
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So confused… but you’re missing a, um, part in all of these drawings, so maybe that’s what this is all about? (;
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