Take a trip to Lexington, Kentucky. Toss in a mani-pedi with Becky and Heather.
Combine with a dare to get my nails painted what is likely the gayest color known to man.
Add togas.
Mix thoroughly with booze.
Toss in some karaoke.
Season with a close call with an undercover cop who decided not to ticket you for driving 95 in a 70 on the way to the airport, maybe feeling sympathy because you looked like death warmed over.
And you have one amazing, successful weekend! Thanks to Brad and Liz for throwing a great party yet again!
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Twitter: Zakary
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That, my friend, is the weekend of champions.
Love the toes.
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@Zak, thanks. I’m disappointed you aren’t going to see them in person in two weeks!
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Twitter: Amanda234
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How many people did you flash in that toga? and why am I a little jealous of the people on the end of the flashing?
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@Amanda, I was actually wearing shorts. Originally I was going to be naked, but I needed pockets for my cell phone, wallet, keys, gum, etc.
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Twitter: Amanda234
, July 26th, 2010: 10:13 AM
@Avitable, Maybe you should consider a purse?
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@Amanda, that might cross the line from straight to gay irrevocably.
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Twitter: GingerSnaps
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What a great party! One of the highlights was seeing you again, of course!!!
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@Ginger, great seeing you too!
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Twitter: s_csr
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Excuse me sir but I could’ve sworn that I made you promise to have a terrible time in Kentucky??
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@Sheila, this whole post is a lie. It was MISERABLE.
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Twitter: themuskrat
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Your feet are disgusting. But the rest of you? *hides erection*
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@muskrat, we should do karaoke together when in NYC.
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Twitter: themuskrat
, July 26th, 2010: 9:19 AM
@Avitable, PS- are y’all at a bar in togas, or did the hosts have that setup at their house? if y’all are at a kentucky bar dressed like that, y’all are awesome.
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@muskrat, no, the hosts have a karaoke bar in their basement.
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What the fuck? Did you shave your toes or are they normally hairless like that? Good Lord.
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@kelly, my toes are actually surprisingly hairless.
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Twitter: ellemmes
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Hey Sparkletoes, how you doin’?
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@Lisa, I’m dancin’ on rainbows.
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Twitter: GrandeMocha
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Really, gold is gayer (gaier?) than sparkly pink? I’ve been out of the loop.
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@GrandeMocha, I think it might be.
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Just another typical day in the life of Avitable.
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@Grant, it’s true. ho hum.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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Were you the only male* in attendance at this party? If so, you lucky dog you!
*I say “male” while attempting to ignore the glittery gold toenail polish.
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@B.E. Earl, no, there were a few other men there as well. And only a real man can pull off glittery gold nail polish this well.
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Twitter: msmegan
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Looks like fun. Where are the pictures of Brad in a toga? I have yet to see ONE. I feel I’ve been robbed.
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@Finn, they’re on Kathy’s Facebook, I think.
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“Some” karaoke?!!!
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@Sybil Law, ha! Okay, a shitload of karaoke!
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Twitter: thepsychobabble
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Looks like you had a blast. And who knew you looked so good in a bedsheet?
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@thepsychobabble, that totally sounds like a pick up line. “Hey baby, wanna see how good I look wrapped up in a bed sheet?”
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Nice recap– I haven;t even looked at my camera yet-might be skeery!
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@Liz Hill, I didn’t take nearly as many photos as I should have.
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Twitter: elizabethbarone
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Gold is more homosexual thank pink? Who knew! Adam, you have taught me much.
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@Elizabeth Kaylene, it totally is. Pink can have some irony to it, I think.
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I swear, I’m kinda in the mood to hump your leg now. A lot.
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@Aunt Becky, well, at least wait until we’re in NYC.
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Twitter: NenetteAM
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See?! I *knew* you would look HOT in nothing but a bed sheet.
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@Nenette, rawr.
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Hilarious. I actually went back up to see who was getting the pedicure coz the hairy legs
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