My week of lazy is almost over
What I think today will be like at #BlogHer
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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hope that vagina wax goes well=)
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@Maddie Marie, me too! I mean, it’s important to be waxed if you’re going to be hanging out with a bunch of other women at a conference.
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Yay!
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@Kim, you’re going to have a blast.
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Twitter: kimt205
, July 29th, 2010: 12:10 AM
@Avitable, I can’t wait – and I hope I get to hang with you some too! : )
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Dude, you have 50 cents I can borrow? just shake your head yes or no
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@just me, ha!
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Twitter: HeadlessMom
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Fuck you for reminding me. I’ve got so much to do I can’t see straight. Dammit!
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@Headless Mom, me too.
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Twitter: Bellaventa
says:
Well, at least your toes are already painted.
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@Robin, exactly!
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Twitter: lceel
says:
Aha. No pants again.
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@lceel, now you’re catching on. Penis = no pants!
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Twitter: GrandeMocha
says:
What shoes are you taking?
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@GrandeMocha, something to show off my gold sparkly toes.
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You have a bobble-head doll of yourself on your desk?
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@Grant, I wish that I did. That would be awesome. Can you make that happen?
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Dude – you need a spot in a newspaper for those. Hysterical!
Oh wait, scratch that, newspapers are dead.
As you were.
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@Gav, yeah, way to encourage me to pursue a dead medium.
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Twitter: themuskrat
says:
You didn’t specify whose vagina will be waxed.
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@muskrat, for some reason, half of the women going to BlogHer have decided that’s necessary.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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They should come up with a cooler name than BlogHer. Something like…Hermageddon! Or…Herpocalypse!!!
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@B.E. Earl, I think Hermageddon is genius!
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Twitter: Faiqa
, July 28th, 2010: 11:47 AM
@Avitable, Herpocalypse is genius, too… although, first impression is of a super virus in the herpes family…
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Twitter: VerdantDude
, July 29th, 2010: 12:58 AM
@Faiqa, That settles it. Herpocalypse it is!
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Twitter: Faiqa
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“Manifesto” made me LOL. Of course you have a manifesto. (So do I… we should coordinate…)
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@Faiqa, all the cool kids have manifestos nowadays.
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This is the funniest post I’ve seen in weeks!
Maybe because I just had my vagina waxed?
Or maybe because my post yesterday was about my dress flying up over my head and showing off my waxed vagina at the Del Mar Race Track? Or maybe, it’s just because it’s funny!
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@Twenty Four At Heart, waxed vaginas are always funny. Not as funny as balls, but close!
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