41 thoughts on “Search keyphrases: A beat poem by Avitable”

          1. @Avitable, I’m not The Man. “I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”

  1. Perverts masturbating in libraries
    I’m jealous.
    Of the awesome keyword searches you pull in.
    I’m also intrigued by the perverts masturbating in libraries. Do you think they are patrons of the library, or are they librarians? What goes on behind those bookshelves after the doors lock?

  2. Over the last five years or so, you’ve made me laugh a lot. But never so much so as this video. The concept alone had me laughing the whole way through, then I watched it again for the performance. Now my gut hurts. Well played, sir. Well played.

  3. Forget immd – this made my week and my month. I’m reminded of the time in high school when I did interpretive dance while a friend played the bongos and another friend read the lyrics to “Baby Got Back” in beat poem style…

    1. @Poppy, my first inhale was a really deep one because I thought that if I started coughing, it would have been funny! But I didn’t.

      I might do more of these but I don’t know if the novelty has worn off after the first one.

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