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Twitter: poppycede
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Are you telling me you drank 2-month-old soy milk? Why would you even be drinking soy milk to begin with? I can understand if you were eating tofu, because tofu is fucking DELICIOUS, but soy milk tastes like sweet shit smells.
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@Poppy, well, the post isn’t really about soy milk, but yes, I drink soy milk. It’s better for you, and I love that it tastes sweeter.
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Twitter: poppycede
, August 28th, 2010: 11:47 AM
@Avitable, please explain “better for you”. In detail. With comparison to cow milk. Because it’s just differently nutriented.
Also, I don’t like sweet milk. I grew up drinking milk and consuming savory dairy products, so I cannot enjoy soy milk. But that’s why I adore tofu, not sweet.
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@Poppy, mainly less carbs and fat and higher vitamin and nutrient counts.
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Twitter: poppycede
, August 29th, 2010: 10:15 AM
@Avitable, do you drink actually *sweetened* soy milk? Because that has more carbs than regular soy milk, which pushes it to the carbs of whole milk. I drink fat free milk. Also, is your soy milk magically fortified? I’d like to know exactly what kind it is. Cow milk has vitamins and minerals. You say yours has more, but generic soy milk is very low in vitamins and minerals. I take the milk argument very seriously, coming from a cow milk producing state.
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Twitter: HouseofJules
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HI-EFFING-LARIOUS! (sorry for yelling, but that shit is funny)
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@HouseofJules, I am here for your amusement!
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Twitter: ellemmes
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Soy milk is just horrible. If you keep drinking that you really are going to tun into a girl!
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@Lisa, I love the taste. I get the Vanilla Silk.
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At least you won’t get a sunburn on that naked ass.
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@Superjules, look at you, the eternal optimist!
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Twitter: shazzer
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I believe I hold the Scandinavian record for consuming expired yogurt.
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@Shazzer, you should be very proud.
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Twitter: momofali
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I always listen to my gut. Even when it yells at me.
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@Momo Fali, I learned earlier that listening to my gut is what I should do and overthinking things just makes me stupid!
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Twitter: Faiqa
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@Faiqa, sigh.
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I listen to my gut, and my gut isn’t stupid and doesn’t tell me to drink two month old soy milk. I did eat 3 week old spaghetti once, but that was in high school.
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@Sybil Law, my gut actually leads me the right way every time, too. I just don’t always listen to it.
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What’s with all the soy milk hate this morning?! This is exactly the kind of image that would come up if I were choosing between real milk and soy milk, because I’m lactose intolerant like that. TMI? Probably, but you left me no choice.
Now pass the Corn Pops and Vanilla Silk!
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@SisterMerryHellish, I love Vanilla Silk.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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The path to the right looks like Halloween. And I love Halloween. So that’s where I’d go.
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@B.E. Earl, excellent point.
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Yeah, I think Hubby’s listened to his gut tell him to do that before. It WASN’T good…..
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@Jules, it never is.
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Twitter: s_csr
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Soy milk is disgusting. Little Miss had to have that liquid crap for a while when her body got all reject-y of the lactose.
I tried it.
GROSS stuff.
She liked the chocolate though…but she’s two and doesn’t know any better. you should.
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@Sheila, I love the stuff.
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