Most people are aware that scuba is actually SCUBA and stands for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus and that LASER stands for Light Amplication by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. But you’d probably be surprised to find out that the names of many people, objects, and events are acronyms as well. Here are a few examples:
TWITTER: Typing With Idiotic Tendencies To Evoke Responses
LAS VEGAS: Losing All Scruples, Vying for Evil, Greed And Stupidity
COLUMBINE: Children Owning Leather Unleashing Murder Because Idiots Nurtured Ennui
APPLE: Adeptly Persuading People to Love Electronics
OBAMA: One Bad Ass Muthafuckin’ American
CONDOM: Capturing Or Not Disseminating Orgasmic Mess
FART: Forced Air, Ridiculously Toxic
AIRPLANE: Asking Individuals to Rely on Pilots Landing And Not Exploding
GOOGLE: Growing Omiscient and Omnipotent by Garnering Legions of Evil
FAIQA: Fancy and Anal-retentive Islam and Q’uran Advocate
BLOG: Blathering Loads Of Garbage
MISS BRITT: Mainlining Insolence and Sarcasm to Successfully Bring Reality to Individuals who Trust her Testimony
EHARMONY: Expecting Humans who Are Romantic to Meet Others who Need You
BLOWJOB: Bartering for Lots Of Women for Jewelry Or Bags
MEL GIBSON: Mainlining Evil to Lecture Gays, Idiots, Bitches, Schwarzes Or Niggers.
AVITABLE: Asshole, Vile Individual Talking About Boobs, Lesbians, and Erections
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Charlie Sheen or Gary Busey?
Twitter: Faiqa
says:
I like how you called me anal retentive AND irritated me by making me Super Muslim Girl at the same time. You elevate simply being an ass into a true art form.
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@Faiqa, I had to come up with something for the “Q” and didn’t want to use queer!
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Twitter: s_csr
, September 1st, 2010: 2:48 PM
@Avitable, Queen. It starts with a Q. D’uh.
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@Sheila, shhhh.
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Twitter: laurie_pooh
says:
Do me! Do me! Well that didn’t come out right, now did it?
This time? Blowjob was my favorite.
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@Laurie, it’s my favorite, too, and I don’t think anyone really wants me to do an acronym with their name.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
says:
I thought it was One Big Ass Mistake, America. I’m pretty sure I have a bumper sticker to that effect.
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@whall, I don’t doubt it!
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Twitter: WWScissors
says:
Laurie above beat me to the punch! I’d ask you to do me, but I don’t trust you to do me properly. *snicker* I’ll just do it myself. Much quicker and more effective.
Lovely
Young
Non
Nerd
Or something to that effect.
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@Lynn @ Walking With Scissors, there you go – nice job!
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Your insight to the true meaning of things is astounding. If you were short and green, I would call you Yoda.
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@Hockeymandad, you can call me Yoda anyway.
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Twitter: coalminersgd
says:
Have I taught you nothing? SCUBA isn’t self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. It’s sex-crazed underwater bad-ass. GAH! You’re the worst student EVER!
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@Coal Miner’s Granddaughter, you’re my favorite SCUBA.
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Gets Randy for Asians (Non-Teens).
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@Grant, very nice!
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Twitter: msmegan
says:
What, no Facebook?
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@Finn, Friends Are Constantly Ejaculating Boring Observations and Obnoxious Keystrokes.
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Twitter: themuskrat
says:
I’m glad you didn’t do one for me.
Don’t you just love it when folks say “ATM machine”? I usually respond with, “To get some money money?”
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@Muskrat, heh. It’s so douchey but I love it. Oh! And here’s one for you!
Masked as Unusual Serial Killer, Responding to All Torts.
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Twitter: Zoeyjane
, September 8th, 2010: 1:04 AM
@Avitable, “unusual serial killer”? He’s definitely got ‘he was a nice, quiet man… I never would have thought that his basement would hold so much horror’ written all over him!
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I’d like to submit another option for BLOWJOB:
Because Lots Of Women Joyiously Offer Bliss
Honestly, I can’t be the only woman on the planet who doesn’t reserve BJ’s for birthdays and bartering, can I?
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@SisterMerryHellish, no, you’re not. I like yours, too.
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Excellent, Sir!!!
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@Sybil Law, thank you!
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AVITABLE –
Ardent Veracious Informant To Advise Buxom Ladies Everywhere
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@Dragon, DRAGON – Dangerous Relations Are Going On Now.
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@Dragon, I like it – nice job!
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OBAMA: One Bad Ass Muthafuckin’ American
Make that into a bumper sticker and sell it.
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@Yellaphant, I should, too. It’s better than the other one.
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Twitter: s_csr
says:
Maybe you should come to Chicago and help me teach Little Miss her ABC’s.
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@Sheila, I totally should.
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Twitter: karensugarpants
says:
Oh! Oh! Do me! Do me!
Uhhh…lemme rephrase that.
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@Karen Sugarpants, Kind And Ranty, Eliminates Negativity.
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Out of creative minds expels toxic gas.
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@martymankins, OOCMETG?
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