And you never will be…
@Sybil Law, well, when I’m dead.
Well, amendment, when you’re dead you’ll be done. Enjoy the pile.
@Poppy, I plan on being eternal.
@Avitable, and by eternal I meant immortal.
More accurate than the last one, huh? But remember, the journey is what matters. And speaking as someone who is OLDER than you (goddammit) you will do this several more times in your life.
@Bonnie B., I’m okay with that cycle.
it’s like the song that never ends..it just goes on and on…Until it doesn’t.
@briya, that’s why I need a Life Housekeeper.
With a pile like that, have you ever considered razing everything and starting over from scratch?
Of course, I’m totally lazy and hate housework, so “razing” is my solution for everything… well, that and flamethrowers.
@Dave2, yes, I really have.
Ooh… in case I forget, I like the hand-drawn stars in your separator!
@Dave2, thanks, and thanks for the suggestion!
The only time you’ll be completely done is when that huge penis (and the rest of you) is cold, hard, dead and absolutely does NOT sparkle because it’s been brought back as a sissy vampire. Consider yourself lucky, especially since there’s what looks like a grand piano and a palm tree in your future! Sweet!
@SisterMerryHellish, but I want to be a SPARKLY vampire!
@Avitable, Oh. Well. Carry on then! Actually, the sooner you get your cold, dead sparkle on the faster you’ll be done! You may be onto something after all.
Is that a palm tree on top of that life mountain? Mine just has sagebrush.
Want some help with that?
@Lisa, I think it’s probably something that I should do myself.
Now set it on fire! Cause fire fixes everything.
@Grant, yes, it does. Except forest fires.
I don’t know if it’s THAT bad. I think, at the age that we are at, it’s almost like a second adolescence… we’re becoming something different than what we once were. It seems like our current surroundings are a mess, or the product of some sort of mistaken way of living. But, I think, really, it’s just that we’re different people than we once were. At least, that’s how I feel about MY life.
I got a lot of cleaning to do, too, if it makes you feel better.
@Faiqa, I’m okay with it – this is more about the fact that it’s good for me to realize that I’ll always have something to clean – there will always be some life clutter. But if I break it up into manageable amounts, it won’t be overwhelming.
You’re almost done!
Now what are you going to do with that big third leg of yours?
@Jason, touch it constantly. Duh. 🙂