The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Twitter: ArtistMother
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Mmm…cheese.
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@Holly {ArtistMotherTeacher}, I know. I’m a huge proponent of cheese!
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Twitter: thepsychobabble
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did your cheese move?
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@thepsychobabble, no, it just stood there, alone.
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Twitter: GrandeMocha
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I love cheese. So do my cats.
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@GrandeMocha, does anyone NOT love cheese? Maybe communists.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Yum!
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@Amanda, but it’s floor cheese.
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there is a new place here in LA called mac and cheeza….the only thing on the menu is mac and cheese=) yum!
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Twitter: msbatman
, September 18th, 2010: 10:53 AM
@Maddie Marie, Our Mac n cheese place is called Cheese-ology here in St. Louis
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Twitter: VerdantDude
, September 18th, 2010: 11:50 AM
@Becky, And ours in NYC is called S’MAC
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@Maddie Marie, if I liked mac and cheese, I’d totally want to try that!
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Swiss cheese…
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What the what?
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@Sybil Law, what the what the what?
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Twitter: Tara_R
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Did someone move your cheese?
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@Tara R., no, it’s just standing there alone.
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Twitter: msbatman
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I’m almost ashamed to admit this out loud, but when I saw the picture, the first thing that popped into my head? “The cheese stands alone” from Farmer in the dell. You know that old nursery rhyme song we used to sing…. Uh, yeah, maybe just me.
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@Becky, yeah, you totally win! There’s no prize but your satisfaction in winning, though.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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Like Becky said, doesn’t the cheese normally stand alone?
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@B.E. Earl, yup.
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Twitter: theanykey
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You appear to be bald in this drawing… (on your head, that is.)
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@Blaine (theanykey), I shaved my head.
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Poke all those holes yourself, did you?
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@SisterMerryHellish, no, I leave that up to the Swiss.
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I fucking love cheese.
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Um…why does that say I’m Meg? Last time I checked, I was still Chicka/Kris. Weeeeird….
Maybe it’s hallucinogenic frumunda cheese??
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@Meg, as long as you don’t love fucking cheese.
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As long as it’s not fromunda cheese, it’s all good.
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@Kris, it was in the right place – sometimes if your cache still has an old version of my blog, it will look weird until you reload the page.
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